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zykron

About:

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Real name: Pizza ∏ staff member
Location: Nerdhouse
Age: 22

Profile views: 8434
Media rated: 21
Media viewed: 708
Comments: 2584

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Girl Stupidly Decides to Eat a Tablespoon of Cinnamon

I've been skipping this video for about a week now, but I finally decided to watch it. I ROLF'd all around my apartment twice.

Category: Funny

zykron's log:

Date: 07/04/2008 10:55amLuscious Percilla is Ridiculously Hot and Wet

Comment: That's my ass that cracks! - :beer - :beer

Date: 07/04/2008 7:53amLuscious Percilla is Ridiculously Hot and Wet

Comment: On behalf of all male Americans, my rocket just did some fireworks! - :beer

Date: 07/04/2008 7:57amLittle Boy with an Extremely Strange Condition

Comment: These kinds of conditions are kind of sad, because those people need to live every single ...

Date: 07/04/2008 7:20amStrong Kurdish Man Lifts a Donkey on his Shoulders

Comment: So now does he want to rock his ass to sleep and sing it a song before he gives his ass a ...

Date: 07/04/2008 7:22amHow an M1 Tank Gets Past an Iraqi Taxi Cab

Comment: How ironic, the taxi driver needs to be picked up by another taxi. - :beer

Shoutbox:

by en jaywest, July 4 2008 : 8:38am

happy 4th!!

by Kaos2008, July 4 2008 : 12:34am

Hey Zyk, I am not sure if you are an American, but if you are then:
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Happy 4th Of July Dude.
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Even though I am Australian...I understand and respect this day for what it means to you yanks. It is a day of honour and respect for your nations history and victory over my monarchy , and you all had earned your independence.
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It was a very intense war.
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When Francis Scott Key wrote that poem, whilst watching what may have been one of the largest fireworx shows of his time.....the patriotism that was penned by him is a long standing tradition, and America itself is a representation of that battle for Fort McHenry. The "Stand Fast and Stand Firm" attitude you yanks have is awe-inspiring.
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Glad to be your allies as we share the same virtues.
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And virtues like that can NEVER be beaten.
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Happy 4th Of July Everyone!!
Drinks All Round
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by Laughing Gravy, July 2 2008 : 8:33pm

Re: my shout to N-T-Fan. I was only joking when I compared you to a mugger, a pervert and a vagabond!! But you ARE Zeus! Thanks for the forum greetings!! Your friend, LG!!

by highroller74, June 8 2008 : 6:41pm

by Kaos2008, June 8 2008 : 11:54am

Big Shout Out To Ya Zyk, From the Land Down Under.
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Keep Up Ya Great Posts.
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by Laughing Gravy, May 13 2008 : 12:44pm

zOMG!1 Is it actually possible to 'break the internet'?! LOL!! Fear not, I'd never dare do that Zyk; I've got no place else to go!! Non-alcoholic beverages for you, sir.

by dizdabiz, April 5 2008 : 3:28am

YAY! I WANNA WATCH FREE BANNED SPAMMERS!

by dizdabiz, March 29 2008 : 12:29pm

ZYKRON,YOU FUCKING NEARLY BUSTED MY GUT COS I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH WHEN YOU MADE WHAT HAS TO BE THE BEST COMMENT IVE EVER HEARD...................................... it was something along the lines of ''ONLY REAL MEN USE CAPS!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA FUCKING HELL,YOUR A TOP MAN! KEEP UP THE GOOD STUFF LIKE I KNOW YOU WILL!

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Posted on: 07/04/2008 10:38amLuscious Percilla is Ridiculously Hot and Wet

That's my ass that cracks!

Posted on: 07/04/2008 7:32amLuscious Percilla is Ridiculously Hot and Wet

On behalf of all male Americans, my rocket just did some fireworks!

Posted on: 07/04/2008 7:29amLittle Boy with an Extremely Strange Condition

These kinds of conditions are kind of sad, because those people need to live every single day of their lives taking super extra care of their bodies, and typically operations designed to return the heart to the rib cage don't go very well. There was a special done about stuff like this about 10 years ago where a grown individual with the same problem had essentially a huge protective bandage-like strap covering that part of his chest, and damn, they gotta be careful not to put pressure down there.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 7:27amStrong Kurdish Man Lifts a Donkey on his Shoulders

So now does he want to rock his ass to sleep and sing it a song before he gives his ass a milk bottle?
P.S. I was referring to the donkey.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 7:25amHow an M1 Tank Gets Past an Iraqi Taxi Cab

How ironic, the taxi driver needs to be picked up by another taxi.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 7:22amAwesome Footage of a Shark Stealing a Fish

ESPN should be jealous that we have the better fishing videos.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 7:20amWhy Youre Never Ever Safe from an Angry Bull

Hot Bull!
Well, we ran out of original bull puns and I'm still thinking back to the "hot dog" video: http://nothingtoxic.com/m edia/1213241894/I...Jumpi ng_Ability
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Oh wait, I got one:
Q: What white stuff comes out of a bull farm that spanish farmers can eat for dessert?
A: Bull whip and chocolate chip ice cream

Posted on: 07/04/2008 7:16amRussian Guy Pays the Price for Crossing a Busy Street

Any Russian who runs into traffic to commit suicide has his brains in a jam.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 7:13amDisgusting Footage of a 16 Year Old Abusing a Baby

Complete arseholes. Why the hell do these people think that an infant is like some kind of a toy or a doll? I recommend that this kid/punk/arse go back to punching his teddy bear whenever he loses a game of arm wrestling. Fuck you, pussy.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 7:09amCement Mixer Runs Over a Grandma and her Daughter

Grandma and daughter always wished they could be closer together. Now their dreams have been cemented.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 7:08amAfter School Fight Consists of a One Sided Beatdown

Apparently wearing gay shoes makes you fight like a pussy.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:46pmLesbian Bitch Fight Erupts Live on Croatian TV

Now I'm totally lost.
Forget it, back to Playboy Billiards.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:37pmInsane Aftermath of a Girl Hit by a Drunk Driver

Nice going, jerkoff.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 6:47pmLesbian Bitch Fight Erupts Live on Croatian TV

One of many rip-off cell phone services.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 2:31pmLesbian Bitch Fight Erupts Live on Croatian TV

If men are lesbians trapped in a man's body, then I'd imagine that when two of them met up, they would want to kiss and make out. That's why I'm a lesbian lover trapped in a man's body.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 10:26amLesbian Bitch Fight Erupts Live on Croatian TV

Boring fight.
How do you know that they're lesbians?

Posted on: 07/03/2008 10:25amGood Samaritan Gets Knocked Out For Calling Cops

Yeah, people who do that should get a free shoe shine.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:55amHollie and Cameron Get Down with their Bad Selves

50000x worse than yesterday's flashing bullshit. Fucking hell!

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:54amScooter and Truck Crash Sends Rider Flying Into a Car

I love when people mow my lawn for me. Now I can finally play roller hockey!

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:53amSUV Ignores Red Light And Causes a Huge Crash

This clearly happened in Reddington, because a Ding was driving a Ton through a Red light.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:48amOSHA Employee Shows Up Just in Time for an Accident

And this is why Boardwalk is still only $400.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:46amGuy Loses a Cage Fight After Knocking Himself Out

They could have made the helicopter shot less shaky if they raised the roof.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:41amBackdraft Completely Levels a Building on Fire

*Excuse me*

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:41amLesbian Bitch Fight Erupts Live on Croatian TV

FUCK YOU AND DIE ASSHOLE.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:39amGood Samaritan Gets Knocked Out For Calling Cops

People who knock samaritans out like that should call the cops, i.e., get punched in the face equally. WTF was that for????

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:38amTerrorist On a Bulldozer Rampage Gets Shot Dead

Completely useless clip, someone should have shot the car horn.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 8:37amInsane Aftermath of a Girl Hit by a Drunk Driver

Police are on the BLEEP search for a BLEEP drunk driver.

Posted on: 07/02/2008 3:46pmStupid Loser Gets Stuck in a Construction Hole

Only problem with your proposal is that he fell in a hole on the side of the street. You'll have to move the hole.

Posted on: 07/02/2008 3:42pmRat Attempts to Play Dead to Evade a Cat

About those echos...don't call a radio show with the phone right by the radio.

Posted on: 07/02/2008 3:41pmProtesters Get Ran Over by Someone They Stopped

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Insane Dog Shows Off its Fire Jumping Ability

First person to make a "hot dog" joke in the comments section gets tarred and feathered. Then banned.

Category: Cool

Posted: 06/12/2008 | Views: 24312 | Comments (114)

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When Riding on a Seesaw Goes Very Painfully Wrong

Now I remember why I stopped getting on seesaws when I was like 3.

Category: Funny

Posted: 06/06/2008 | Views: 28468 | Comments (50)

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Psychotic Girl Throws Coffee at Some Dudes Face

I use the word "girl" very loosely. "Escaped zoo animal in desperate need of its medication" is slightly more accurate.

Category: Fights

Posted: 05/26/2008 | Views: 37369 | Comments (104)

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Kate Looking as Sexy and Slutty As Ever

Every girl named Kate is hot. Kate Beckinsale, Kate Hudson, Kate Winslet, Kate Moss. Okay, maybe not.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 05/26/2008 | Views: 33724 | Comments (24)

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When Jumping Over a Hurdle Goes Hysterically Wrong

With her size, she should stick to throwing the shot put or possibly professional wrestling. But not this.

Category: Funny

Posted: 04/20/2008 | Views: 96717 | Comments (73)

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Saudi Woman Takes on a Treadmill at High Speed

As soon as you're done with that treadmill, give us cheaper gas. Thanks.

Category: Funny

Posted: 05/20/2008 | Views: 34119 | Comments (119)

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Bikini Babe Shows Off her Body in the Water

Her face kinda looks like my dad, but the rest of her is pretty hot.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 05/13/2008 | Views: 88698 | Comments (51)

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Maniac in a Hummer Mows Down Everything in his Path

If people are gonna tell him he's ruining the environment, he's gonna make sure he gets his money's worth, I guess.

Category: Bizarre

Posted: 05/12/2008 | Views: 49131 | Comments (60)

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Complete Moron Falls Between Two Escalators

I can't figure out what he was trying to accomplish, but he didn't.

Category: Funny

Posted: 05/11/2008 | Views: 33255 | Comments (71)

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Insane Goose Attacks a Man and his Dog on a Boat

Beastiality fans are pissed. This was a great opportunity for a threesome.

Category: Funny

Posted: 05/07/2008 | Views: 56143 | Comments (152)

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