Contrary to popular belief, the human neck really isn't built to absorb your entire body weight so next time dont be such a pussy.

Category: Accidents

Posted: 07/17/2008  | Views: 32291  | Comments (76)

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Usually getting a pussy that wet makes them come back for again and again...or so I've been told.

Category: Funny

Posted: 10/30/2008  | Views: 66018  | Comments (116)

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If this was a real sport, I would be a huge fan.

Category: Funny

Posted: 01/03/2009  | Views: 57318  | Comments (56)

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This is exactly why Andy Dick stopped carrying a cell phone.

Category: Funny

Posted: 01/06/2009  | Views: 44793  | Comments (58)

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This would make such a good anti-drug commercial. Stay off the grass kids or a bike will smash you directly in the nuts.

Category: Funny

Posted: 01/11/2009  | Views: 27254  | Comments (40)

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Drunk Russian woman goes down faster than a fat chick on a penis shaped cake.

Category: Funny

Posted: 01/23/2009  | Views: 43365  | Comments (54)

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I’m not sure which is worse for this guy: the actual impact of his head hitting the ground, or the, "I-just-flipped-through-the-air-and-hit-my-head," walk he takes after.

Category: Funny

Posted: 03/23/2009  | Views: 57193  | Comments (77)

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Not that I think this kid ever really had a shot of encountering a vagina in his lifetime, now if he does there will be no chance at procreation. Which is a good thing.

Category: Funny

Posted: 08/16/2008  | Views: 38879  | Comments (69)

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Ironically the next time this guy celebrated anything was when he woke up in a hospital Christmas morning 6 months later.

Category: Fights

Posted: 08/20/2008  | Views: 197026  | Comments (197)

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Park Benches are now the leading cause of children growing up to become retards.

Category: Funny

Posted: 08/25/2008  | Views: 32976  | Comments (74)

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