Weird Kid Decides to Fire a Rocket Up his Own Ass
Rockets, when penis just isn't enough.

Posted on:
05/02/2008 4:56pm

The Coolest Way to Shop You Will Ever See
I think it was more the drooling and shitting yourself in public that got you kicked out there Mc Cheddarbob.

Posted on:
05/02/2008 4:54pm

Ridiculous Girl Licks the Floor Over and Over
Got Wood?

Posted on:
05/02/2008 4:52pm

News Anchor with ADD Reports on Kids with ADD
I had a paragraph long explanation of why your statement was assanine but I decided to be nice today, on account of it being national nice day, and to just answer with a no.

Posted on:
05/02/2008 4:50pm

Teen Prostitution Continues to Grow in Dallas
Thanks, you've just given me a new fantasy.

Posted on:
04/09/2008 4:49pm

Prick in Vietnam Beats Up Some Chick on a Scooter
I have to agree, sex with my sisters is better than beating them....wait....what?

Posted on:
04/09/2008 4:42pm

Bus Driver has the Worst Timing Ever
.....late that day he was heard requesting a mid-ride blowjob. I guess he got his wish.

Posted on:
04/04/2008 3:28pm

Crazy Man Rick Rolls the Psychotic Westboro Baptists
Here here, and what's up with my small package...did you think that was funny or something?

Posted on:
04/04/2008 3:24pm

Maniac Pulls Off a Wicked Stunt on a Motorcycle
He also probably had a huge boner. Looked like those dudes were a little too comfortable nuts to butts.

Posted on:
04/04/2008 3:21pm

Why You Should Be Careful Around a Bunch of Cacti
It's Cacti dude....sheesh.....lol

Posted on:
04/04/2008 3:18pm