Catholic School Girl Attacked on Subway
I blame whoever designed the school uniform.
I mean, picking the same outfit that appears in all that porn was just asking for trouble.

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10/13/2008 6:23am

Motorcycle Rider Crashes Into Buddy
"Hey - did you see that cool thing I did with my hand...?
"Where's my hand?"

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10/12/2008 5:37am

Massive Brawl Erupts in School Library
When the dust had settled, they all looked round and thought: "What the hell IS this place?"

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10/12/2008 5:35am

Dont Wake This Kid Up
You took 'em too early.
Go back now and ask to take them all again.
In fact, just ring up the school and ask them to randomly fill out the multiple choice papers and send you the resulting A grades in the post.

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10/10/2008 3:41pm

Father Shot in Gut by Two Year Old
No. The caption said he's two.

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10/10/2008 5:16am

Dont Wake This Kid Up
You can sleep through 80 per cent of your time at a UK secondary school and still get twenty GCSEs at A* grade.

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10/10/2008 4:19am

Father Shot in Gut by Two Year Old
Jesus! You miss ONE DAY of a gun safety course & find your favourite son trying to give your crotch a Jenny Jones makeover!
(Hey, I'm just ironically flipping the script on violent two-year-old Syrians.)

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10/10/2008 4:08am

Father Watchers Daughter Get Ass Kicked Badly
What?

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10/10/2008 12:52am

Father Watchers Daughter Get Ass Kicked Badly
You did.
jcp517 said: "They must all have evening jobs" under the vid 'Ghetto Sucker Punch Knocked Out Cold' on October 3.
(I have a photographic memory for wit.)

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10/09/2008 8:38am

Deaf Kid Attacks Bully After School
He'd been talking behind his back.
But I've no idea how he found out.

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10/08/2008 4:35am