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nico99

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Road Rage Incident Results in a Knock Out and Arrest

This is why I carry a shotgun in my glove compartment. I have big gloves.

Category: Cool

nico99's log:

Date: 09/06/2008 4:36amGuy Gets Beaten Up By His Own Chair

Comment: He's still moving.Someone fetch my wardrobe.

Date: 09/06/2008 4:53amBill Clinton Gets Kiss Rejection Is Left Hanging

Comment: It took ten years, but she finally got her own back.

Date: 09/06/2008 4:00am.270 Caliber Bullet Ricochet into Arm

Comment: He's OK.Loud noises just make him do monkey impressions, that's all.

Date: 09/06/2008 4:34amShowoff Skater Wrecks Himself Horribly

Comment: So, on the one hand, we have record-breaking year-on-year exam results.And on the other, t...

Date: 09/06/2008 4:06amAngry Bull Knocks Rider Out Cold in Chute

Comment: He's right - it IS dangerous in those chutes.Much safer out in the arena.

Shoutbox:

by dizdabiz, September 2 2008 : 6:18pm

NICO WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I SHOOK YOU WARMLY BY THE HAND AND OFFERED YOU DRUGS AND DRINK? NEVER? WELL HERE YOU GO!

by iambored, August 17 2008 : 10:55am

this is why I prefer this site over youtube.

by dirty bertie from number 30, August 14 2008 : 6:00am

Your comments are uniformly lame, repetitive and uninventive.
Well, maybe not, but your Shoutbox is a little sycophantic, just trying to even things up a bit.

by dizdabiz, August 10 2008 : 4:14pm

nico99, Aug 10 08 : 1:26pm
It was still fatal, though.
The passenger stepped on a snail when he got out.
HAHAHA!!

by Sushi69, July 14 2008 : 7:58am

Still lovin your work Nico. You are a legend.

by gizzakiss, July 13 2008 : 11:34pm

lovin your comments man. funny shit. .

by Umbrageous, July 12 2008 : 11:35pm

Funniest poster on NT

by that guy, July 1 2008 : 9:14am

by cucarachito, June 21 2008 : 10:53am

amigo, where's the old nico that made us laugh with the sharpest sence of humor ever seen on nothing toxic? every post is race related now ...and not very funny. please, whoever kidnapped nico, bring him back ...keep the cigarette, tho.
<---cucarachito

by Toxicity, June 9 2008 : 6:39pm

How do you do it? Every fuckin' day you have this gold material. Are you a standup comedian because if you aren't you should be.

by en jaywest, June 9 2008 : 5:42am

congrats on the comment.

by Calang, June 9 2008 : 4:33am

All that smoke's going to your head.

by Pumekuhp, June 9 2008 : 4:08am

You're hilarious, Nico, but please try to stay away from those flatulence-inducing vids! ...always look for your posts now.

by itizme, June 7 2008 : 10:04am

CONGRATS sir nico here is your hi five

by Pumekuhp, June 7 2008 : 5:33am

You're hilarious, Nico, but please try to stay away from those flatulence-inducing vids!

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Posted on: 09/06/2008 4:58amGuy Gets Beaten Up By His Own Chair

He's still moving.
Someone fetch my wardrobe.

Posted on: 09/06/2008 4:56amBill Clinton Gets Kiss Rejection Is Left Hanging

It took ten years, but she finally got her own back.

Posted on: 09/06/2008 4:54am.270 Caliber Bullet Ricochet into Arm

He's OK.
Loud noises just make him do monkey impressions, that's all.

Posted on: 09/06/2008 4:51amShowoff Skater Wrecks Himself Horribly

So, on the one hand, we have record-breaking year-on-year exam results.
And on the other, there are kids like this.
Something's wrong somewhere.

Posted on: 09/06/2008 4:48amAngry Bull Knocks Rider Out Cold in Chute

He's right - it IS dangerous in those chutes.
Much safer out in the arena.

Posted on: 09/05/2008 4:26amJasmine Dances in Tiny White Panties

This prompted me to go out and buy a jasmine room fragrancer.
It doesn't smell how you think it would.

Posted on: 09/05/2008 4:23amChick Cant Breathe After Brutal Bike Faceplant

His paramedic training kicked in straight away.
"Sssshhh - BREATHE, dude."
Later that day, he managed to talk her out of an arterial spurt when she landed on a rotavator.

Posted on: 09/05/2008 4:17amBase Jumper Smashes Into The Side of Mountain

Homer Simpson, base jumper.
http://uk.youtube.com/wat ch?v=U4bcarn9CPo
I'd have jumped too, if only to get away from that reporter's grating voice.

Posted on: 09/04/2008 5:57amLawnmower Creek Jump Faceplant

At least give him credit for finding the narrow strip of rocks between all that grass and water.

Posted on: 09/04/2008 5:52amPainful Skate Park Collision Leaves Kid in Tears

Here's his mummy:
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11324772...tompi ng_Cheater

Posted on: 09/04/2008 5:47amBouncer Knocks Douche Bag Out Then Runs

That was the low-tech version of posting a comment then logging off.

Posted on: 09/02/2008 4:05amBad Place to Stand While Cutting Down a Tree

It looked like it was the perfect place to stand if you wanted to make a very poorly-acted hoax vid.

Posted on: 09/02/2008 4:03amFight Breaks Out on Indian Reality Show

Never slap a hottie in a studio full of men who want to screw her.

Posted on: 09/01/2008 4:50amHomemade Squirrel Slingshot

Heh. Love these comments.
"I love animals but that was f---ing hilarious."
Kind of like those statements that begin: "I'm no racist, but..."

Posted on: 09/01/2008 4:42amCompletely Retarded and Painful Bulb Stunt

This was bearded guy code for:
"I want attention. Please give me attention. Will you be my friend?"

Posted on: 08/30/2008 7:40amMilf With Huge Boobs Strips For Webcam

Tits like that always remind me of Beaker:
http://thetimetube.com/wp -content/uploads/...lyle_ beaker.gif

Posted on: 08/30/2008 7:32amMilf With Huge Boobs Strips For Webcam

I was thinking the same thing.
Notice how she discovers, after about a minute, that there's only so much you can do to pass the time with a pair of norks.

Posted on: 08/30/2008 7:25amSkater Run Over by Car Lucky to be Alive

For once, I was happy that SUV drivers have slow reactions.
Next time, mate... next time...

Posted on: 08/29/2008 4:38amMorons Play Molotov Cocktail Baseball

He's on fire?
How the hell did that happen?

Posted on: 08/28/2008 1:48pmInsane Balcony Jump Into Pool

Why do they always have ridiculously bushy hair?

Posted on: 08/27/2008 4:39amEvil Arab Kids Violently Abuse Puppy

They got very upset reading books about slavery too.

Posted on: 08/27/2008 4:26amDumbasses Almost Killed By Collapsing Brick Wall

Extreme Ker-Plunk.

Posted on: 08/27/2008 4:19amStupid Bitch Crashes Into Motorcycle

She wouldn't have made the U-turn in the time available.
Like an oil tanker.

Posted on: 08/27/2008 4:19amTrashy Mom Provokes Fight With 9 Year Old

You know, kid... your camera might say 'automatic' on the side, but you still have to point it at whatever you're trying to film.

Posted on: 08/26/2008 7:46amDash Cam Records Ambulance Head On Collision

she she on Aug 26 08 : 7:32am wrote:
Enough already with the sexism, wow allegedly no racism allowed but we all know that's not true but sexist idiotic comments are just the reason so many of you have to cum here to get a hard on!!!

Don't mock erectile disorder.
It's sexist.

Posted on: 08/26/2008 5:24amFaceplant Turns Into Bloody Mess

Notice in the background how the local security guards' convention took time out from a lecture on mace to stand around and snigger.

Posted on: 08/26/2008 5:22amDash Cam Records Ambulance Head On Collision

Oestrogen, probably.

Posted on: 08/24/2008 4:20amAngry Dad Beats Up Windshield Washer

That was so poorly acted, I'm guessing the next frame was text along the lines of:
"Sometimes you need better advice. Henderson Law Firm, 200 Charlotte Street, Sydney. Call 555-1234."

Posted on: 08/20/2008 4:50amCrazy Bitch Agrees To Get Curbed

Where does this fit in with the dating timescale?
Is it first base, second base, kerb stomp then third?
Or can I get away with smashing her face into a fluorescent bulb just after getting into her bra?

Posted on: 08/20/2008 4:47amMMA Fighters Arm Snapped like a Crab Leg

It works better with this soundtrack:
http://uk.youtube.com/wat ch?v=sHiMDB19Dyc

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