Family Filter Switched [x]
Click the button or CTRL+~ to hide the site. CTRL+~ or pink line at the left to return.
Turn off [?]

 

Updated every morning around 8 AM Eastern

CTRL-D to Bookmark NothingToxic | Family Filter:

Most Viewed Media | Top 100 Users | Users Reputation | Random Media | Register | Log In
Search Videos

Top Referrers

Extreme Videos
Sick Videos
College Girls
Efukt
Shocking Videos
Naughty Videos
Evil Videos
Insane Flash Games
Shocking Vids
WTF People?!
Violent Clips
Unique Peek
Dirty and Funny
Girl Videos
See All Referrers

Around The Web


Extreme Videos


Sick Videos

NT Partners

Naughty Videos
Funny Pictures
Extreme Videos
MySpace Backgrounds

Latest comments
machinedave 
Profile
Comments
Favorites
Invites
About:

RANK: #367

Group:
The Janitors
 Real name: -
Location: -
Age: -

Profile views: 1636
Media rated: 6
Media viewed: 494
Comments: 191
Best media:
Biker Attempts a Jump But Faceplants Hard Instead

It seems the creepy cameraman is going to use this video for masturbation material later.

Category: Funny

machinedave's log:
Date: 09/02/2008 5:01amExtremely Painful Chin Plant on Bike Jump
Comment: like my granny used to say 'if u got nuthin good 2 say,don't say nuthin at all'.(at least ...
 
Date: 09/01/2008 8:28pmSissy Squeals For Mercy During Beatdown
Added to favorites
 
Date: 09/01/2008 11:28amSissy Squeals For Mercy During Beatdown
Comment: was he fighting or busting a nut??
 
Date: 09/01/2008 11:00amMuay Thai Scissor Kick Knockout
Comment: gotta love the slow mo...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmhhhh deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaddddddd.........
 
Date: 09/01/2008 11:57amFat Drunk Bitch Redsox Fan Fights 3 Cops
Comment: that ho could snap yo' dick like a twig...
 
Shoutbox:
No comments yet
Post your comment to machinedave:
- :grin - :D - ;) - :twisted
- :O - :) - :( - :rolleyes
- :red - :razz - :question - :l
- :@ - :lol - :idea - :frown
- :exclaim - :evil - :eek - :cry
- 8) - :S - :beer - :stoned

Posted on: 09/02/2008 5:38amExtremely Painful Chin Plant on Bike Jump
like my granny used to say 'if u got nuthin good 2 say,don't say nuthin at all'.(at least i get to keep my teeth)
Posted on: 09/01/2008 11:36amSissy Squeals For Mercy During Beatdown
was he fighting or busting a nut??
Posted on: 09/01/2008 11:34amMuay Thai Scissor Kick Knockout
gotta love the slow mo...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmm mmmmmhhhh deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaddddd dd.........
Posted on: 09/01/2008 11:22amFat Drunk Bitch Redsox Fan Fights 3 Cops
that ho could snap yo' dick like a twig...
Posted on: 09/01/2008 11:19amSweet Spin Kick Starts Brutal Beatdown
the only thing that might backfired on your ass if u do try to go for the "main leg" is if u have the reflex of a drunk 80 year old dude,like your friend stomp face has on this vid...
Posted on: 08/29/2008 6:19amBrothers of Victim Viciously Beat Rapist
where's a chainsaw when u need 1??
oh the whiners...
clockwork orange-style,baby
Posted on: 08/29/2008 5:46amCocky Skinhead Messes With The Wrong Guy
from cocky ass mutherfucker to begging in the floor like a bitch in 2 seconds...just great
i'll just die by good old torture.quick and painless...
Posted on: 08/11/2008 9:24amTeen Jumps to Death Horrifying Neighbors
...and he though he could fly...what a shame,what a shame...
Posted on: 07/29/2008 10:14pmDouble Ball
21.not bad
Posted on: 07/29/2008 9:19pmTrapped
pretty cool game
Posted on: 07/29/2008 7:36pmBalloon Launch Goes Hilariously Bad
i hope they had a balloon for the guy that faceplanted on the concrete stairs...
Posted on: 07/25/2008 12:30pmReally Awkward Sucker Punch
that wasn't probably his masturbation hand...
oh the harmony!!!
Posted on: 07/18/2008 6:51amPuerto Rican Kids Kick Each others Asses
just close your eyes and start swinging.that's what i always do.but then again i always get my ass whupped...
Posted on: 07/18/2008 6:45amWhy White Kids Shouldnt Jump
at least he'll get a chance to meet his favorites nba stars...through the make-a-wish foundation...
u got a thumb up from me ,buddy,so let 'em hate if they want(still a dumb comment,tho)
he should really look into a career change.i'll say rocket scientist or neuro surgeon...
i see some early retirement on this bloke's future....
Posted on: 07/08/2008 8:56pmYou Cant Fire a Girl with an Ass Like This
with an ass like that ,who needs titties???
hopefully,he was wearing a diaper...
cool song...
loose teeth? check
bloody lips? check
broken nose? check
face destroyed? check
cool.time for my nap....
omg i cried so hard that i think i just shit my opants....
whats with all the brasilian clips???
"i don't think i got my face smashed enough,let me get some mo'"...
true dat!
she gives black people a bad name...
«  1  2  3  4  5    ..  7  »
Sissy Squeals For Mercy During Beatdown

I make the same noise every time a girl makes me watch an episode of sex and the city.

Category: Fights

Posted: 08/31/2008  | Views: 28632  | Comments (47)

Rating: 23 Votes
Sleep Prank Video

A great sleep prank resulting in the worst scream I've ever heard

Category: Funny

Posted: 09/27/2005  | Views: 35827  | Comments (19)

Rating: 14 Votes
Cocky Skinhead Messes With The Wrong Guy

9 times out of 10 you wouldn't bet against the skinhead picking a fight with what looks like the neighborhood accountant. I think the skinhead thought the same thing.

Category: Funny

Posted: 08/29/2008  | Views: 105264  | Comments (146)

Rating: 43 Votes
Horrific Bus Accident Leaves People Screaming

In hindsight the truck driver probably could have waited to answer that text about Megan Fox being hotter than Jessica Biel.

Category: Cool

Posted: 08/26/2008  | Views: 69605  | Comments (106)

Rating: 32 Votes
Drive and Dodge

It's sorta like Pacman except you're a car. And you don't fight little ghosts.

Category: Games

Posted: 07/31/2006  | Views: 6702  | Comments (1)

Rating: 4 Votes
Reysteroids

Fly around your ship, piloting through asteroid fields and shooting down rocks with your lasers.

Category: Games

Posted: 08/13/2006  | Views: 8871  | Comments (1)

Rating: 3 Votes
Pacmans Jungle Trip

While cruising on a sunny day, Pacman's car breaks down prompting him to go in the jungle to look for a replacement tire. Good luck.

Category: Games

Posted: 12/01/2006  | Views: 9886  | Comments (3)

Rating: 4 Votes
Test Your Gayness Flash

Finally, a complex test that tells you if you're gay or not. We've all been waiting for one of these, right? Oh..uh...yeah...

Category: Games

Posted: 05/04/2006  | Views: 61617  | Comments (25)

Rating: 7 Votes
Extremely Brutal Treatment of a Thief in Venezuela

Not only will I never steal in Venezuela, but this actually makes me want to send some of my old shit to them. Just to make sure this never happens to me.

Category: Shocking

Posted: 07/02/2008  | Views: 257105  | Comments (182)

Rating: 41 Votes
Meet Dick Masterson the Most Chauvinistic Man Alive

I'm not sure what to think of this, but the lady at the end will most likely murder Dick in the near future.

Category: Cool

Posted: 04/06/2008  | Views: 117597  | Comments (239)

Rating: 42 Votes
«  1  2  3  4  »
Invited users:
machinedave didn't invite any users yet
SFW Copyright & Removal Policy  /  Advertise  /  Linkexchange  /  Contact Us  /  RSS Feed  /  Help  /  Submit a Media  /  Terms of Use  /  NothingToxic © 2007 02  
Click on the pink line at the left to return to NothingToxic