Insane Dog Shows Off its Fire Jumping Ability
two hot dogs went in to a bar. the first hotdog said to the hotdog-shaped bartender, "how much for a hotdog-flavored pina coloda, with extra elton john on top??" the hotdog-shaped bartender looked at the hotdog and said, "excuse me hotdog, leave the 'hotdog' now!! (that's the name of the bar). so the hotdog-shaped bartender picked up hotdog #1 and threw him out of the bar after roundhouse kicking him in and about the face and neck(i know, you are thinking this story is fake, but i swear it is real, hotdogs really do have faces and necks!!). soooo, hotdog #2 looked at the hotdog bartender, and proceeded to say, "excuse me hotdog, do you happen to know how many hotdogs it takes to screw in a light bulb???" then the hotdog bartender looked at the hotdog sitting in front of his hotdog-eyes, and he answered with much enthusi-hotdog-asm, "well, first you have to take into account of how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck was chuck norris.... then you multiply that by the number of hotdogs there are in a pack of hotdogs at your local hotdog market, and don't forget to multiply the square root of a hotdog. the answer is....... *drumroll* 12, and they will all be burned because you can't screw in a light bulb with hotdog juice on your hands, you will get zapped.
ps. hotdog. hotdog!!

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06/26/2008 4:16pm

How David Copperfield Made the Statue of Liberty Vanish
holy david copperfag!! how did he make that dick dissappear into his ass??

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04/04/2008 12:35am

Maniac Shows Off and Crashes his Homemade 3 Wheeler
i don't know, but the part where he does like a hundred 360 spins in the dirt really impressed the shit outta me!! i thought he would be wearing that thing to his funeral arrangement...... but low-and-behold, he just kept going like an allstar!! he got like 4000 kudos from that trick...... (yes, i play xbox too much!!)

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03/29/2008 5:30pm

Candy Manson Has Big Giant Squishy Tits
could be charle's daughter....... or marilyn again....... with his fake boobs?? just sayin........

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03/29/2008 5:25pm

Why You Shouldnt Drive with a Snow Covered Windshield
why did the boy at the 28 second mark that was pointing and laughing, sound like the bully on 'the christmas story' that got beat up by ralphie??

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03/29/2008 5:22pm

Cop Gets Taken Out by his Fellow Officer During an Arrest
this is all the cop getting run down heard over the mega phone: this is officer farva!! do you need assistance??!!

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03/29/2008 5:18pm

Fat Jackass of a Kid Learns the Hard Way He Cant Jump
i meant to say, matty couldN'T see properly..... i forgot the N and the T..... coincidence?? perhaps?!
*whispers* (i'll take my five bucks later for that plug scott!!)

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03/29/2008 5:09pm

Fat Jackass of a Kid Learns the Hard Way He Cant Jump
camera boy: hey matt, my mom just bought me an awesome slip 'n slide, i swear. you wanna try it?? here let me line you up........
fat blind matt: SMACK!! waaaaaaaahhhh!!
*poor matty could see properly because earlier in his life he consumed enough food that his eye lids actually weighed as much as two double quarter pounders, thus making it virtually impossible for the poor sap to open his eye holes.......... which in turn gave his pal the great idea of making this class-act video!! -the end

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03/29/2008 5:03pm

Crazy Soldiers Ghost Ride an Armored Military Vehicle
ahahahaha, i loved the caption of this!!!! ghost riding a beheading, ahahahaha!! now i must watch the damn video i guess?!

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03/24/2008 7:08pm

Midget Wrestler Slides Across the Ring on his Face
that's fucking awesome!! i tried kicking myself in the forehead like wee man in jackass with no luck.... then i tried getting on my knees and holding my ankles and rocking forward while keeping my head up (like wee man also did)...... all i did was whack my chin on the floor. i guess i will try this next...... it would probably help if i were a midget??

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03/21/2008 2:14am