Disgusting Blonde Licks Every Inch of Hotel Room
Hmmmm, maybe she's trying to discover some new type of illness.
A hybrid mix STD's and the common cold...

Posted on:
08/02/2008 5:25pm

Cutting a Kids Face is Never Cool But They Do it Anyway
Do you reckon this is how circumsition came about?
They slipped, cut off his foreskin and thought 'hey! that look pretty cool!'
They should have copyrighted, and sued Jewish people all over the world.

Posted on:
08/02/2008 8:23am

Suicidal Raccoon Decides to Run into a Huge Fire
The hillbillys then had a fight to the death over who's family gets to eat the charred remains.

Posted on:
08/02/2008 8:14am

Dumbass Agrees to Try Pressure Point Knockout
That's just like what my mum does to me.
Accept she just does it, without my consent....

Posted on:
08/02/2008 7:46am

European TV Host Nip Slip
That's such a typical british thing to do.
Let your nipple hang out on the sly.
I'm British, so I can say that

Posted on:
07/29/2008 8:39am

The Story Behind Mike Valley Fighting 4 Jocks
That's bullshit.
They fucking sped up the fight bit with Mike in it to make it look more agressive.
Fucking News editors can lick my fuking sack

Posted on:
07/27/2008 6:53pm

Mean Dad Messes With Daughter
What the hell is that laugh about??
Here's my theory.
His wife hates him, so she rammed a cat/duck/ wierd rasping creature down his throat whilst he was asleep the previous night.
Strangely enough, the cat/duck/rasping creature creature got stuck in his throat, though fortunately for him, he did not choke, because he has Aids, and everyone knows that when you get Aids, your throat opens up to a large size.
The next day, the man and the cat/duck/rasping creature, genetically bonded in his windpipe region.
They shared eachothers emotions....
If the man cried, then the cat/duck/rasping creature ould cry.
If the man was happy, the cat/duck/rasping creature would be happy.
So hence, when the man laughs, the cat/duck/rasping creature.
Thus, explaining the curious rasping/choking noise when he laughs.

Posted on:
07/27/2008 5:52pm

Unlucky Kid Gets a Knife Between the Eyes
And the lady had to fucking ruin it at the end with her cheesey little synopsis which she probaby spent all night writing.

Posted on:
07/23/2008 8:07am

Execution Goes Wrong as the Terrorists Gun Jams
Is that laughing in the video??
Because I didn't know terrorsists could laugh.
They don't seem as bad now.

Posted on:
07/23/2008 4:44am

Horse Flips Rider During Parade
Hang on, my Jelly's ready.

Posted on:
07/23/2008 4:26am