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dirty bertie from number 30

About:

RANK: #38

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Profile views: 11830
Media rated: 9
Media viewed: 1308
Comments: 1366

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Little Girl Gets Pranked After School by her Cruel Parent

I used to think it was wrong to do these things to your kids, but now if I ever have a kid, I'm going to pull some great pranks. Like I might buy her a puppy and then throw it in front of traffic.

Category: Funny

dirty bertie from number 30's log:

Date: 07/02/2008 7:29amWhy You Shouldnt Try to Ride a Horse in a Bad Mood

Comment: I used to experience a similar reaction when attempting to mount a young filly.

Date: 07/02/2008 7:27amExtremely Brutal Treatment of a Thief in Venezuela

Comment: I charge £35 a time for this in my basement. These bastards are undercutting me, no wonde...

Date: 06/13/2008 8:53amPolice Officer Punches a 61 Year Old Bum on a Bike

Comment: The cameraman was Max Headroom

Date: 06/13/2008 8:34amCameraman Takes a Broken Baseball Bat to the Face

Comment: Totally and utterly pointless

Date: 06/13/2008 8:00amNever Eat Fast Food Before Going Skydiving

Comment: " I suppose a quick snog is out of the question?"

Shoutbox:

by small balls, July 4 2008 : 8:27pm

what vid was the 50 vote comment sir?

by BadKoala, July 3 2008 : 6:21pm

by BadKoala, June 30 2008 : 12:18pm

sup Bertie, I found ur nickname pretty cool so I´m using it as tag in Delta Force Extreme game. Hope u don´t mind.

by slash, June 26 2008 : 10:17am

hey hey thanks man

by simonp_au, June 26 2008 : 9:38am

I watched Basil Brush as a kid. He was a dirty bugger If that's all that is in your sub conscience then your doing ok mate!

by simonp_au, June 26 2008 : 9:10am

Where did you get a name like Dirty Bertie from No. 30???LMAO

by Sushi69, June 23 2008 : 9:46am

Bertie!!!! What's going on??? I just read a post you left in 6's shoutbox and there were words in it with more cyllabuls than I have brain cells?!?!? Have you been lying to us all this time???????? Are you............................................................................. ...................................................INTELLIGENT?????????

by slash, June 20 2008 : 6:19pm

might i enquire as to where ur gallery is as the missus is an arty farty type

by slash, June 20 2008 : 5:26pm

haha thanks man have a

by Red6ixx, June 19 2008 : 4:54am

Where are you Bertie?

by slash, June 18 2008 : 2:35pm

thanks man

by cucarachito, June 18 2008 : 1:07pm

whatda?!?!? what happened to our your banjo-playing-charlie chaplin avy?!?!? what , that wasnt chaplin?
missed you on here you loco vato! come back soon! oh, and we miss your old avy! hugs amigo
<---cucarachito

by slash, June 17 2008 : 9:30pm

noooooooooooooooooooooo u cant change ur avi its the best

by Killerdude, June 17 2008 : 3:48pm

I shall keep my eye's open for the one the only.Our favorite banjo playing madman......
Hope your new/old venture is treating you well...

by Kaos2008, June 17 2008 : 10:26am

Big shout out from The Land Down Under bro.
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Love ya comments.
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Just introducing myself....see ya in the comments section.
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Posted on: 07/02/2008 7:23amWhy You Shouldnt Try to Ride a Horse in a Bad Mood

I used to experience a similar reaction when attempting to mount a young filly.

Posted on: 07/02/2008 7:19amExtremely Brutal Treatment of a Thief in Venezuela

I charge £35 a time for this in my basement. These bastards are undercutting me, no wonder things are difficult.

Posted on: 06/13/2008 8:42amPolice Officer Punches a 61 Year Old Bum on a Bike

The cameraman was Max Headroom

Posted on: 06/13/2008 8:39amCameraman Takes a Broken Baseball Bat to the Face

Totally and utterly pointless

Posted on: 06/13/2008 8:39amNever Eat Fast Food Before Going Skydiving

" I suppose a quick snog is out of the question?"

Posted on: 06/13/2008 8:36amIdiot Feels the Wrath of a Broken Treadmill

Agreed. I particularly like the bit where he says "Thats not funny dude". Really?

Posted on: 06/13/2008 8:32amMan Dies After Receiving an Extremely Brutal Beating

NT: "Extreme Entertainment".
Not so sure this is very entertaining in the usual sense, but it's certainly extreme. NT used to post a lot of videos just as shocking as this, now there just seems to be more guys "failing" whilst attempting something stupid. Videos like this one don't make easy viewing for any of us, but they sure offer an insight into a world which is out there, a world which I can only hope none of us come into direct contact with.
I'm out of here for quite some time now. Have fun, love and respect to all.

Posted on: 06/09/2008 8:31amWhen Kicking a Concrete Wall Goes Really Really Wrong

Okay, guys, now grab the other leg and let's play "Wishbone".

Posted on: 06/09/2008 7:58amDude Gets Busted Trying to Steal a Guys Laptop

liacon on Jun 9 08 : 6:35am wrote:
My old lady is on the rag. I can send you some pictures if you want.
Liacon, please desist from being so ungentlemanly towards your lovely wife, or Killerdude and myself will have no option but to drag you forcibly down to "Bertie's Basement", where you will be subjected to a bizarre and nauseating ordeal involving soiled underwear and a selection of nematodes.

Posted on: 06/09/2008 7:38amSexy Israeli Chick Shows Off Her Assets

Ah, clearly a Capitalist lackey being used as leverage by the Americans to shore up their interests in the Middle East.
Nice ass though.

Posted on: 06/09/2008 7:30amAngry Brawl Breaks Out in a Parking Lot

Yeah, he really let me down there.

Posted on: 06/09/2008 7:28amIdiot Makes a Fool of Himself Trying to Show Off

I think the thumbnail is from the old vid of the kid who promptly spins around and nuts himself on the worktop.

Posted on: 06/09/2008 7:22amWhen Kicking a Concrete Wall Goes Really Really Wrong

That'll teach him to Meddle with The Wall

Posted on: 06/07/2008 6:41amSoccer as Demonstrated by a Super Fine Girl

The ball skills may be CG but they could never computer generate breasts like those.

Posted on: 06/04/2008 6:45amMagic Happens When a Mountain Bikers Face Meets a Tree

Awesome woodpecker impersonation, dude.

Posted on: 06/04/2008 6:44amNutcase Holds 1100 Degree Fire for Several Seconds

He must be one of those guys with DNRS (Delayed Nerve Reaction Syndrome). It can take up to 30 seconds for them to feel pain.

Posted on: 06/04/2008 6:34amSome Girl Cracks her Skull Hard While Ice Skating

She "went down" after just 4 seconds. I like that in a girl.

Posted on: 06/04/2008 6:32amWhy You Shouldnt Skate Naked Down a Hill

Ah, the strange and wonderful world of the Homo-Erotic.

Posted on: 06/04/2008 6:29amInsane Footage of a Russian Office Worker Going Psycho

Bertie's persistent failure to land the "Comment Of The Day" award frequently drove him to acts of desperation.

Posted on: 06/02/2008 7:27amSuspect in Iran Gets Tortured and Slapped Around

Well deserved for that bloody awful "Three Times A Lady" crap.

Posted on: 06/02/2008 7:25amGirl Tries to Stop a Fight in the Most Bizarre Way Ever

What a polite girl, pulling down her pants just to fart.

Posted on: 06/02/2008 7:24amManiacal Little Boy Slams into the Back of a Vehicle

That bumper sticker must have been hilarious.

Posted on: 06/02/2008 7:21amSilvia Rocks Out With her Crazy Hair and Hot Body

boobie.bird on Jun 2 08 : 7:15am wrote:
I love her. She's my favorite Suicide Girl. I would move to Cali just to marry this woman. I could go on and on... she is just so gorgeous!
I agree. She is lovely.
Any chance of making that a threesome?

Posted on: 05/30/2008 7:22amSexy Danni Strips Down for NothingToxic

I wonder if she touches herself whilst looking at my User Profile?

Posted on: 05/30/2008 7:18amMariah Carey Demonstrates That She Should Stick to Singing

Her ability to throw a baseball is matched equally by her Intelligence Quotient.

Posted on: 05/30/2008 7:15amPathetic Dude Feels the Pain of a Botched Attempt

Brilliant one-word(?) summation. I know you meant "douchebag" but I read it as "Ouch-bag", which I quite like the sound of.

Posted on: 05/30/2008 7:07amMan Falls Off of his Roof in an Apparent Suicide

The people on the stairs had all just been watching one of those fake "Mall Seizure" vids and made their own minds up about this guy...

Posted on: 05/30/2008 7:03amBiker Slams the Side of a Truck Really Really Hard

FAKE!
If you pause the vid and look closely, you will clearly see that the rider cleverly stops just short of the vehicle and quickly throws his helmet over the truck and into the road, thus giving the impression of a nasty accident. Clearly an elaborate hoax, all you NT regulars seem to have fallen for it.

Posted on: 05/30/2008 6:58amDumbass Chases After the Car he Forgot to Put in Park

Sometimes in our hectic lifestyles, there just isn't enough time for the little things, like applying the handbrake.

Posted on: 05/30/2008 6:53amMan Falls Off of his Roof in an Apparent Suicide

I had intended to be apathetic today but....I just couldn't be bothered.

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Idiot Feels the Wrath of a Broken Treadmill

People like to poke fun at fat folks, but when's the last time this happened to a fat ass? It's hard to get hurt when you're inhaling Donuts and watching Lifetime.

Category: Funny

Posted: 06/13/2008 | Views: 33375 | Comments (71)

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