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Little Girl Gets Pranked After School by her Cruel Parent

I used to think it was wrong to do these things to your kids, but now if I ever have a kid, I'm going to pull some great pranks. Like I might buy her a puppy and then throw it in front of traffic.

Category: Funny

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Date: 07/02/2008 7:29amWhy You Shouldnt Try to Ride a Horse in a Bad Mood
Comment: I used to experience a similar reaction when attempting to mount a young filly.
 
Date: 07/02/2008 7:27amExtremely Brutal Treatment of a Thief in Venezuela
Comment: I charge £35 a time for this in my basement. These bastards are undercutting me, no wonde...
 
Date: 06/13/2008 8:53amPolice Officer Punches a 61 Year Old Bum on a Bike
Comment: The cameraman was Max Headroom
 
Date: 06/13/2008 8:34amCameraman Takes a Broken Baseball Bat to the Face
Comment: Totally and utterly pointless
 
Date: 06/13/2008 8:00amNever Eat Fast Food Before Going Skydiving
Comment: " I suppose a quick snog is out of the question?"
 
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I used to experience a similar reaction when attempting to mount a young filly.
I charge £35 a time for this in my basement. These bastards are undercutting me, no wonder things are difficult.
The cameraman was Max Headroom
Totally and utterly pointless
Posted on: 06/13/2008 8:39amNever Eat Fast Food Before Going Skydiving
" I suppose a quick snog is out of the question?"
Agreed. I particularly like the bit where he says "Thats not funny dude". Really?
NT: "Extreme Entertainment".
Not so sure this is very entertaining in the usual sense, but it's certainly extreme. NT used to post a lot of videos just as shocking as this, now there just seems to be more guys "failing" whilst attempting something stupid. Videos like this one don't make easy viewing for any of us, but they sure offer an insight into a world which is out there, a world which I can only hope none of us come into direct contact with.
I'm out of here for quite some time now. Have fun, love and respect to all.
Okay, guys, now grab the other leg and let's play "Wishbone".
liacon on Jun 9 08 : 6:35am wrote:
My old lady is on the rag. I can send you some pictures if you want.
Liacon, please desist from being so ungentlemanly towards your lovely wife, or Killerdude and myself will have no option but to drag you forcibly down to "Bertie's Basement", where you will be subjected to a bizarre and nauseating ordeal involving soiled underwear and a selection of nematodes.
Posted on: 06/09/2008 7:38amSexy Israeli Chick Shows Off Her Assets
Ah, clearly a Capitalist lackey being used as leverage by the Americans to shore up their interests in the Middle East.
Nice ass though.
Posted on: 06/09/2008 7:30amAngry Brawl Breaks Out in a Parking Lot
Yeah, he really let me down there.
I think the thumbnail is from the old vid of the kid who promptly spins around and nuts himself on the worktop.
That'll teach him to Meddle with The Wall
The ball skills may be CG but they could never computer generate breasts like those.
Awesome woodpecker impersonation, dude.
He must be one of those guys with DNRS (Delayed Nerve Reaction Syndrome). It can take up to 30 seconds for them to feel pain.
She "went down" after just 4 seconds. I like that in a girl.
Posted on: 06/04/2008 6:32amWhy You Shouldnt Skate Naked Down a Hill
Ah, the strange and wonderful world of the Homo-Erotic.
Bertie's persistent failure to land the "Comment Of The Day" award frequently drove him to acts of desperation.
Well deserved for that bloody awful "Three Times A Lady" crap.
What a polite girl, pulling down her pants just to fart.
That bumper sticker must have been hilarious.
boobie.bird on Jun 2 08 : 7:15am wrote:
I love her. She's my favorite Suicide Girl. I would move to Cali just to marry this woman. I could go on and on... she is just so gorgeous!
I agree. She is lovely.
Any chance of making that a threesome?
Posted on: 05/30/2008 7:22amSexy Danni Strips Down for NothingToxic
I wonder if she touches herself whilst looking at my User Profile?
Her ability to throw a baseball is matched equally by her Intelligence Quotient.
Brilliant one-word(?) summation. I know you meant "douchebag" but I read it as "Ouch-bag", which I quite like the sound of.
The people on the stairs had all just been watching one of those fake "Mall Seizure" vids and made their own minds up about this guy...
FAKE!
If you pause the vid and look closely, you will clearly see that the rider cleverly stops just short of the vehicle and quickly throws his helmet over the truck and into the road, thus giving the impression of a nasty accident. Clearly an elaborate hoax, all you NT regulars seem to have fallen for it. icon_lol.gif
Sometimes in our hectic lifestyles, there just isn't enough time for the little things, like applying the handbrake.
I had intended to be apathetic today but....I just couldn't be bothered.
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Idiot Feels the Wrath of a Broken Treadmill

People like to poke fun at fat folks, but when's the last time this happened to a fat ass? It's hard to get hurt when you're inhaling Donuts and watching Lifetime.

Category: Funny

Posted: 06/13/2008  | Views: 33375  | Comments (71)

Rating: 40 Votes

Drunk Loser Pathetically Struggles to Pull his Pants Up

Sometime before he got pregnant with quintuplets, those pants actually fit him.

Category: Funny

Posted: 05/15/2008  | Views: 45220  | Comments (87)

Rating: 34 Votes

Tard Jumps on a Treadmill Moving at Full Speed

Yeah, but when they later compared his IQ to the treadmill's, he just edged it out. Take that, treadmill!

Category: Funny

Posted: 05/06/2008  | Views: 67707  | Comments (98)

Rating: 36 Votes

Why You Shouldnt Show Off Your New Pug on Camera

Someone buy this dog a year's worth of milkbones for being the coolest dog that ever lived.

Category: Funny

Posted: 10/27/2007  | Views: 40911  | Comments (71)

Rating: 20 Votes

Hilarious Fight Between Two Old Drunk Romanians

Notice the color of their gloves. Clearly these are members of the Romanian crips and bloods.

Category: Funny

Posted: 12/07/2007  | Views: 57263  | Comments (56)

Rating: 14 Votes

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