Man Knocks Out a Neighbor for Kissing his Daughter
I love how the dogs do their best Howard Cosell commentary:
"And Down Goes White Trash!"

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05/18/2008 8:31am

Dude Minding his Own Business in Subway Gets Punched
You don't spit into the wind, you don't tug at superman's cape and you DO NOT mess with a fat guy ready to take his first bite of a foot long melty 2 slice of pepperoni sandwich! Owned!

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05/14/2008 5:52am

Animals Disguised as Girls Beat the Hell Out of Someone
Was this from Beverly Hills 90210?

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05/13/2008 2:28pm

Total Pansy Tries to Fight But Gets an Ass Kicking
I think this guy was the gay stripper they hired for their bachelor party.

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05/13/2008 2:19pm

Old Dude Lays Out Some Guy with a Solid Right
When did old people get the right to open a can of Whoop Ass? That probably smells like Ben Gay

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05/13/2008 2:16pm

Steeplechase Goes Really Wrong for One Contestant
I wonder this guy was like barbaro and couldn't be saved? I love how the nerd running brigade doesn't even check to see if he's alive and goes right on by. What is this Compton where death has made you numb to it?

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05/13/2008 2:10pm

Some Random Dude Arrests a Psychotic Shoplifting Chick
There is like three languages spoken here, Ebonics, Southern Redneck Hick and Tweener Whiney Mallrat Shoplifting. If only a Chinese Delivery Boy could have been included.

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05/09/2008 6:44am

Guy Gets Messed Up Bad Trying to Fly a Kite
Was that Andy Dick or Bill Gates. I haven't heard from either in a while.

Posted on:
05/02/2008 6:40am

Idiot Suspect Runs Himself Over Trying to Surrender
Does this announcer also work at a strip club at night:
:And now coming onto the stage is Destiny...let's give it up for Destiny...remember to tip your barmaid.

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05/02/2008 6:38am

Poor Dog Cant Keep Up with its Evil Owners Treadmill
He probably put some racist comment about the girl on Myspace and thus the payback

Posted on:
05/02/2008 6:23am