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Mike Awesome Proves That He isnt All That Awesome

On another note, it seems the 130 pound referee is actually dead.

Category: Funny

TurboGuy's log:
Date: 07/04/2008 7:01amHow an M1 Tank Gets Past an Iraqi Taxi Cab
Comment: Let's add another unemployed Iraqi to the ranks.
 
Date: 07/04/2008 6:00amAfter School Fight Consists of a One Sided Beatdown
Comment: A guy walks into a bar with an alligator in tow. He goes up to the main bar and flops the ...
 
Date: 07/04/2008 6:55amCement Mixer Runs Over a Grandma and her Daughter
Comment: Presumptuous behavior tends to screw up a lot of things, doesn't it?
 
Date: 07/04/2008 6:13amRussian Guy Pays the Price for Crossing a Busy Street
Comment: It's their new version of Russian roulette.
 
Date: 07/04/2008 6:05amDisgusting Footage of a 16 Year Old Abusing a Baby
Comment: Everyone finds their own level of amusement.
 
Shoutbox:
 by neebuz, July 4 2008 : 2:08pm

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by LongLiveMcHammer, June 7 2008 : 8:38pm

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by Pumekuhp, June 6 2008 : 7:19pm

I hear ya, man. Was just letting you know that you're response to S2H pretty much sucked - cos unless I misread your comment, you basicly said his skin is the color of shit icon_rolleyes.gif Gripes me just a bit ----- Enough of that - It's Friday! - have a few on me? icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

by Rollo, May 28 2008 : 10:05am

Oh I see, you're illiterate. Sorry. Well did you notice each video I commented on using the name "Officer Phucksumeat" included a police man knocking over a deer and a man. When I commented I used " ". I was quoting the officer in the car calling dispatch asking for his points that he gained after knocking down the deer (10 points) and the man (20 points). So thank yourslef for ruining the joke and I accept you apology for that awful mother joke.

by Rollo, May 28 2008 : 8:07am

What's your problem?

by Cynical_Genius, May 17 2008 : 1:43am

I guess you're right, but I heard you the first time! icon_beer.gif

by Pumekuhp, May 16 2008 : 7:42am

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by Joey Trippinani, May 15 2008 : 12:28pm

Come fai?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2Z7CL4Cv0
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by Pumekuhp, May 9 2008 : 7:47pm

I think you should know that, from what I've read so far, I have decided that you are awesome. Sorry, had to say it. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

by scotty2hotty!, April 10 2008 : 9:48am

Thanks for your support! icon_beer.gif I'll have a full shoutout for my peeps in my shoutbox later on in the day!

by secret_squirrel, April 9 2008 : 8:13pm

Thank you for showing Scotty some support. icon_beer.gif

by scotty2hotty!, April 9 2008 : 3:22pm

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by Shredder649, April 8 2008 : 2:58am

Ya man I was never mad anyways. icon_beer.gif

by Ellzee, April 3 2008 : 12:35pm

I just want to apologize for the reply I gave on the posts on the tribes.I took it defensively for some reason(I am in a bad mood).It was uncalled for and I want to say sorry icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

by that guy, March 27 2008 : 1:54am

oh yeth.

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Posted on: 07/04/2008 7:04amHow an M1 Tank Gets Past an Iraqi Taxi Cab
Let's add another unemployed Iraqi to the ranks.
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator in tow. He goes up to the main bar and flops the alligator on top. He turns around and says "How much would you pay to see me get up on this bar, tap the alligator on the snout, insert my 'nads into it's mouth, drink a full bottle of beer, tap it again and remove my gear unscathed"? The crowd, enthusiastically produces $500. He gets up on the bar, raps the alligator on the snout, inserts his 'nads, drinks the beer, raps the alligator again, and removes his twig and berries without a scratch. Now he's feeling cocky, so he waves the money and says "I'll double this for anyone that can do the same thing"! A hush falls over the crowd. Then in the back, a feeble old woman, her voice cracking, puts up her hand and says "I'll do it... But you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
Presumptuous behavior tends to screw up a lot of things, doesn't it?
It's their new version of Russian roulette.
Everyone finds their own level of amusement.
The guy was more a grave robber than serial killer.
There's no such place as Palestine, genius. You don't gamble much, do you?
What a hero. Shouldn't he be checking on his girl, instead of holding hands with the driver? I guess he's keeping his options open.
Posted on: 07/02/2008 11:51pmHow to Get a New Car Without Paying For It
There is a certain modicum to the written word... ie) capitalizing the name of a country or spelling a username's handle right. Since we don't have the benefit of seeing how you behave in life, we ascertain your level of respect, intelligence, and general demeanor from what you type. You can't be everyone's friend, but at the very least, don't start inventing your own language, aight?
He's not bright is he? Maybe he should get the prescription on his glasses updated.
Posted on: 07/02/2008 6:24amHow to Get a New Car Without Paying For It
That's why you leave your driver's license or other ID with the dealer. Then again, what would you expect from a dealer that has a guy show up at work with a pink shirt?
It's too much to ask for these hippies to enjoy the weather drinking beer on a patio. They have some need to get in your face protesting something that won't make a pisspot of difference.
Hulk Smash!!
I'm pretty sure that one guy lining up his swings was Jose Conseco. icon_lol.gif
Strange how people, even despite of themselves, still manage to find a certain amount of success in this world. It's people like Barton that lends credence to the 'fate' argument.
Not seeing the cheap shot. It's a street fight - no rules. Bring what you brought, break what you brung. icon_wink.gif
When you're half dead, you might as well be known for something... Evil Knievil stopped doing anything 20 years before he kicked the bucket. icon_beer.gif
He should've saved fracturing his skull for a time when he really needs it. icon_lol.gif
The mud softened the landing... Good thing he was thinking on his feet.
It's always the guy with the bigger gun, baddest motorcycle, faster car, etc. that winds up getting bitched out. icon_lol.gif
When there isn't a steel rail to crush your balls, you gotta improvise.
He didn't want to disappoint his fans for his one and only performance. icon_wink.gif
Using floor wax to keep the deck from rusting does have it's disadvantages.
Asses to asses - dust to dust. icon_wink.gif
Yeah, nobody's that happy about frozen, hormone enhanced, processed beef parts that are pre-cooked half a day in advance anywhere. icon_lol.gif
When a midget drinks a pint of beer, he gets twice as drunk, especially on St. Patrick's Day.
With all the kissing, you know Hairy made up for the black eye with buttsex later that night.
They're in a locker room. That's where all the dicks hang out.
Posted on: 06/27/2008 6:48pmHot Girl in a South Beach Bikini Contest
Why would you want silver dollars?
Posted on: 06/27/2008 11:21amHot Girl in a South Beach Bikini Contest
Her boobs like two mushroom caps on a tan colored plate.
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Why You Shouldnt Blame Your Skateboard for Sucking

Physics called. It says hi and that you have an ugly shirt.

Category: Funny

Posted: 06/25/2008  | Views: 23359  | Comments (90)

Rating: 35 Votes
Skater Broken Leg Video

This kid is a true innovator of bending body parts in ways they simply shouldn't bend. Painful with a capital F.

Category: Accidents

Posted: 05/27/2006  | Views: 19660  | Comments (5)

Rating: 3 Votes
Starving Psycho Dog

One dog eats its food non-chalantly while the other is slobbering so much it would make Pavlov turn over in his grave.

Category: Funny

Posted: 01/23/2006  | Views: 19261  | Comments (5)

Rating: 4 Votes
Guy Trying a Flip Off his Car Gets Knocked into Retardation

If he's serious, those people in the backseat might want to consider a taxi. Or any vehicle not operated by this guy.

Category: Shocking

Posted: 06/18/2008  | Views: 21539  | Comments (90)

Rating: 24 Votes
Reporter Goes Insane After Accidentally Swallowing a Fly

This is so racist. I'm gonna go cry now and start an organization.

Category: Funny

Posted: 06/10/2008  | Views: 103156  | Comments (191)

Rating: 59 Votes
When Kicking a Concrete Wall Goes Really Really Wrong

I'd like to feel bad for this kid, but he really was being an asshole to that wall.

Category: Accidents

Posted: 06/09/2008  | Views: 141931  | Comments (179)

Rating: 53 Votes
Soccer as Demonstrated by a Super Fine Girl

For her, I might actually call it football. Maybe even futbol if she puts her tits in my face.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 06/07/2008  | Views: 38991  | Comments (36)

Rating: 20 Votes
Blonde Bombshell Valentina Shows Off her Hot Body

She looks like a fine summer morning on the beach. With tits.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 04/03/2008  | Views: 95996  | Comments (35)

Rating: 24 Votes
Hollie Once Again Gets All Sexy for NothingToxic

She's got the kind of body you just wanna grab and say to yourself, "This is well worth the 3 years I'm gonna do in prison."

Category: Sexy

Posted: 06/05/2008  | Views: 69084  | Comments (37)

Rating: 17 Votes
Star Trek is Much Better as a Porno

I'm not a Star Trek fan, but I'm pretty disappointed that Spock's ears weren't used as a dildo at any point.

Category: Funny

Posted: 01/31/2008  | Views: 121452  | Comments (56)

Rating: 32 Votes
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