What the fuck has gotten into you lately?

(Enter little Buttercup, with large basket on her arm.)
Buttercup. (recit.)
Hail, men-o'-war's men ? safeguards of your nation
Here is an end, at last, of all privation;
You've got your pay ? spare all you can afford
To welcome Little Buttercup on board.
ARIA
I'm called Little Buttercup ? dear Little Buttercup,
Though I could never tell why,
But still I'm called Buttercup ? poor little Buttercup,
Sweet Little Buttercup I!
I've snuff and tobaccy, and excellent jacky,
I've scissors, and watches, and knives;
I've ribbons and laces to set off the faces
Of pretty young sweethearts and wives.
I've treacle and toffee, I've tea and I've coffee,
Soft tommy and succulent chops;
I've chickens and conies, and pretty polonies,
And excellent peppermint drops.
Then buy of your Buttercup ? dear Little Buttercup;
Sailors should never be shy;
So, buy of your Buttercup ? poor Little Buttercup;
Come, of your Buttercup buy!

DIALOGUE
Boatswain.
Aye, Little Buttercup ? and well called ? for you're
the rosiest, the roundest, and the reddest beauty in all
Spithead.
Buttercup.
Red, am I? and round ? and rosy! Maybe, for I have
dissembled well! But hark ye, my merry friend ? hast
ever thought that beneath a gay and frivolous exterior
there may lurk a canker-worm which is slowly but surely
eating its way into one's very heart?
Boatswain.
No, my lass, I can't say I've ever thought that.
(Enter Dick Deadeye. He pushes through sailors, and comes down.)
Dick.
I have thought it often. (All recoil from him.)
Buttercup. Yes, you look like it! What's the matter with the
man? Isn't he well?

Boatswain.
Don't take no heed of him; that's only poor Dick Deadeye.
Dick.
I say ? it's a beast of a name, ain't it ? Dick Deadeye?
Buttercup.
It's not a nice name.
Dick.
I'm ugly too, ain't I?
Buttercup.
You are certainly plain.
Dick.
And I'm three-cornered too, ain't I?
Buttercup.
You are rather triangular.
Dick.
Ha! ha! That's it. I'm ugly, and they hate me for it;
for you all hate me, don't you?
All.
We do!
Dick.
There!
Boatswain.
Well, Dick, we wouldn't go for to hurt any fellow-creature's
feelings, but you can't expect a chap with such a name as
Dick Deadeye to be a popular character ? now can you?
Dick.
No.
Boatswain.
It's asking too much, ain't it?
Dick.
It is. From such a face and form as mine the noblest sentiments
sound like the black utterances of a depraved imagination. It is
human nature ? I am resigned.
Buttercup. (recit.)
But, tell me ? who's the youth whose faltering feet
With difficulty bear him on his course?
Boatswain. (recit.)
That is the smartest lad in all the fleet ?
Ralph Rackstraw!
Buttercup. (recit.)
Ralph! That name! Remorse! remorse!

Uh,I don`t know.I forgot.

Hi Tiger, just an observation from my end....it almost looks like you ran out of steam ...you even erased your cool Avatar! What's up with you? Why not just say Hi ...How are ya? etc...What's up with all the "I want to Fuck Over the World”… shit you have been shoveling out to others? I truly believe that your not getting the desired effect that you’re aiming for. I really would be interested in hearing the mature side of your post. If you are unable to do that, maybe counseling, medication, etc… would be good for you.
Keep in touch…

I get it now, this is your way of trying to hold up a conversation, come back with better combats, ignorant fuck, and again..CHINGA TU MADRE, traslation, FUCK YOU

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by CUTE-EYEZ69, July 17 2008 : 2:38pm
and what do you call a retard ass person that has nothing but ignorance...YOU, dumb ass, go fuck your self if you are hatting on mexicans so much thats because they are doing something better than you...duh, so Ill take that as a compliment, you are probably lonely, and this is the way to get attention....SO FUCK YOU BITCH.....CHINGA TU PERRRA MADRE

WOW !!!!!
Owned!!!!

and what do you call a retard ass person that has nothing but ignorance...YOU, dumb ass, go fuck your self if you are hatting on mexicans so much thats because they are doing something better than you...duh, so Ill take that as a compliment, you are probably lonely, and this is the way to get attention....SO FUCK YOU BITCH.....CHINGA TU PERRRA MADRE

Mr. WapWap so nice of you to drop me a line...why are you being such a hater? can't we all just get along? Love ya Man...please keep in touch...

amigo tiger, just so you know, moderators can actually change every word in your posts. say for example you write " i hate puppy dogs" , a mod can change that to " i love allll the puppy dogs in the world. muah muah muah to all puppies" so please behave amigo, im gonna get me a cervesa and chill. why dont you play nice and get yourself a cervesa too, chill and keep it fun, ok amigo? here, first cervesa is on me salud.
<---cucarachito (M)

Go fuck your self you mother fucking low peice of scum, your mother fucking mom sure would kill to have a mexican dick up her mother fucking nasty ass cuchi, and learn how to mother fucking spell, I can't believe that a MEXICAN knows how to spell better than you, you are sure showing the "education" your lazy ass momma thought you....CHINGA TU PERRA MADRE PINCHE PERRO

Coronas and beans are always free at my house, mate! drop by and "GET SOME" when ever you wish

Armenia remembers.

reply | quote [hide] TigerWapWap [ban], Jul 15 08 : 12:34pm
i hope both of you get cut like a sheep to the sacrifice and its posted forall of our viewing enjoyment! pussies
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yo, asshole. cut your shit or i'll cut it for you! comprehende? im usually pretty laid back , but you put me in a bad fucking mood ! so cut you fucking shit, or kiss this website goodbye. you fucking ruined my day, asshole. fuck!
<---cucarachito ( a mexican fucking moderator ...ese)

ye a dick sucking contest.