Dude Beats the Hell Out of a Guy in Front of his Girl
Wow. I for one could not sit there and watch my man get his ass beaten. It's about honor and I'm a territorial motherfucker. I don't care if I would clearly lose the fight because I'd go into a blind rage trying to be his little knight in shining armor.
Fuck. That.
XxAshley

Posted on:
06/04/2008 8:27pm

Chick Gets Slapped for Touching Another Girls Man
Never invite vagina to the party unless you plan on simply fucking it. Otherwise, women are useless to have around, especially at something that should be fun, like a goddamn party. Drama, drama, blood between the legs, drrramaaa.
God I love men.
XxAshley

Posted on:
05/12/2008 5:30pm

Some Girl Wins the Easiest Million Dollars Ever
You all sound so bitter. The hell??

Posted on:
04/10/2008 4:35am

911 Call of a Sick Mom That Killed her Son in a Bathtub
Women ... always the fucking victims, eh? Jesus Christ. Half the time I'm even embarassed to admit I have a vagina.
The sad thing is that this story was even brought to light. Why has there always got to be some sort of a sob story behind every crime committed by a female?! Fucking over-emotional cunts.
I could sum them up right here:
*bang bang*

Posted on:
03/16/2008 3:52pm

Gay Dudes Kissing Get Attacked by a Prostitute
Of course you GUYS wouldn't find guy-on-guy to be hot. But please don't speak for us normal, non-frigid women. We find it to be quite fucking sexy.

Posted on:
03/05/2008 1:19pm

Russian Dude Gets a Quick Beatdown from a Chechen
I hate seeing guys cry. Women piss and moan and cry over anything so I can never take them seriously when they get emotional, but when a guy cries you know that something's REALLY wrong. That Chechen guy's a prick.
XxAshley

Posted on:
02/16/2008 10:06am

Massive Dude Bench Presses 1050 Pounds
Mmm mmm MMM! Can you just SMELL the insecurity in this room!?
No, women may not like men who look like trucks.
But they also don't like puny, whiny fuckers who e-pound their chests over and over to compensate for everything women love which they also don't have.

XxAshley

Posted on:
02/15/2008 3:37pm

Celeste Shows Off Her Incredible Ass
Hmm. Yes. Her incredibly flat ass.
No thanks, mmkay.

Posted on:
02/03/2008 5:37am

Feminine Guy Beats the Shit Out of a Fat Girl
LOL! What in the blue FUCK was that? I need to go ... walk somewhere. I'm in a daze from laughing at something so bizarre.

Posted on:
01/28/2008 4:23pm

Man in Holland Brutally Stabs his Girlfriend Repeatedly
... from experience, I've been more intimidated by Canadians than I have been by Americans. Americans just have this aura of BS about everything. From what I've seen, Canadians are unpredictable mahfuckers.

Posted on:
01/11/2008 1:46pm