PassionateAboutOats

NAME: Passionate About Oats

LOCATION: Oatsville | AGE: 39

PROFILE VIEWS: 2555 | MEDIA RATED: 1 | COMMENTS: 71

RANK: 1383 | GROUP: The Janitors

by zykron, May 19 2008 : 8:28am

OATS WITH EXTRA CAPS! NO MORE STEROIDS, EVERY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER IS NOW REQUIRED TO TAKE OATS AND EXTRA CAPS. PLUS THATLL MAKE THE PLAYERS MORE MANLY WHEN THEY GO TEACH THOSE BIG BAD UMPS A LESSON FOR MAKING BAD CALLS!

by Red6ixx, May 19 2008 : 5:53am

i prefer Scots porridge oats myself.

by dizdabiz, May 19 2008 : 4:58am

DEALING OUNCES OF OATS,THATS SMALLTIME DUDE IM THINKING OF KILO'S AND MOTHERFUCKING TONNES OF THE STUFF,YEAH THE BEST PLACE TO START IS NURSERYS AND SCHOOLGATE, INSTEAD OF CRACKHOUSES WE'D HAVE BREAKFAST CLUBS......ON EVERY FUCKING CORNER,WE'RE GONNA GROW OUR OWN JUST TO CUT OUT THE SHIPPING COSTS,WE'RE GOING FOR WORLD DOMINATION BABY.................FINALLY GIVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER KELLOGS A RUN FOR HIS MONEY! HAHAHA!

by dizdabiz, May 19 2008 : 4:48am

SO YOUR SO PASSIONATE ABOUT OATS YOU BLEW YOUR OATY LOAD ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD? HAHAHA!

by zykron, May 18 2008 : 2:50pm

DIZ IS RIGHT TIME TO SUPPORT A NEW VITAMIN THAT DIZ AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING... ITS CALLED "CAPS" AND IT MAKES YOU YELL OATS REALLY LOUDLY WHEN YOU SAY IT! OATS! EAT SMART

by dizdabiz, May 18 2008 : 11:23am

EVERYONE STOP PROMOTING QUAKERS OATS! IVE JUST REALISED WHY THEY'RE SO ADDICTIVE AND SO DAMN SCRUMDIDDLYUMTIOUS! I WAS JUST EATING A BOWL WHEN I ACCIDENTLY RIPPED SOME OF THE BOX AFTER PEELING THE REST AWAY AND IMAGINE MY SUPRISE WHEN I READ THE LABEL AND IT SAID ''QUAKERS CRACK AND METH FLAKES! BRINGING NEIGHBORHOODS TOGETHER SINCE 1877! DID I CALL THE AUTHORITIES ASAP,FUCK NO! DID I BY ALL THE STOCK I COULD GET MY HANDS ON,START BAGGING IT UP AND BECOME THE THE BIGGEST OAT DEALER IN THE CITY! HELL FUCKING YEAH! QUAKER OATS.........THEY'RE OATYLICIOUS!

by dizdabiz, May 18 2008 : 10:29am

HEY ZYKRON I AM ALSO A PORRIDGE OATS FAN,YOU CANT BEAT A BOWL ON A FROSTY WINTER MORNING! FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT OATS? IVE DEFINETLY LOST THE PLOT THEN! HEY QUAKER STOP SCREWING WITH MY MIND! HAHAHA! HEALTHY BREAKFASTS FOR ALL!