Are you very passionate?

Oats!!

I love oats my good friend, but not with everything!

Where ya been you big bowl of gueeey shit

Oat boy, you're back!

keep serving the good metaphorical oats from the metaphorical oat carton

Where's the Oats?? Where ya gone??

You're oat so simple..

You like milk? manmilk?

OATS WITH EXTRA CAPS! NO MORE STEROIDS, EVERY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER IS NOW REQUIRED TO TAKE OATS AND EXTRA CAPS. PLUS THATLL MAKE THE PLAYERS MORE MANLY WHEN THEY GO TEACH THOSE BIG BAD UMPS A LESSON FOR MAKING BAD CALLS!

i prefer Scots porridge oats myself.

DEALING OUNCES OF OATS,THATS SMALLTIME DUDE IM THINKING OF KILO'S AND MOTHERFUCKING TONNES OF THE STUFF,YEAH THE BEST PLACE TO START IS NURSERYS AND SCHOOLGATE, INSTEAD OF CRACKHOUSES WE'D HAVE BREAKFAST CLUBS......ON EVERY FUCKING CORNER,WE'RE GONNA GROW OUR OWN JUST TO CUT OUT THE SHIPPING COSTS,WE'RE GOING FOR WORLD DOMINATION BABY.................FINALLY GIVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER KELLOGS A RUN FOR HIS MONEY! HAHAHA!

SO YOUR SO PASSIONATE ABOUT OATS YOU BLEW YOUR OATY LOAD ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD? HAHAHA!

DIZ IS RIGHT TIME TO SUPPORT A NEW VITAMIN THAT DIZ AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING... ITS CALLED "CAPS" AND IT MAKES YOU YELL OATS REALLY LOUDLY WHEN YOU SAY IT! OATS! EAT SMART

EVERYONE STOP PROMOTING QUAKERS OATS! IVE JUST REALISED WHY THEY'RE SO ADDICTIVE AND SO DAMN SCRUMDIDDLYUMTIOUS! I WAS JUST EATING A BOWL WHEN I ACCIDENTLY RIPPED SOME OF THE BOX AFTER PEELING THE REST AWAY AND IMAGINE MY SUPRISE WHEN I READ THE LABEL AND IT SAID ''QUAKERS CRACK AND METH FLAKES! BRINGING NEIGHBORHOODS TOGETHER SINCE 1877! DID I CALL THE AUTHORITIES ASAP,FUCK NO! DID I BY ALL THE STOCK I COULD GET MY HANDS ON,START BAGGING IT UP AND BECOME THE THE BIGGEST OAT DEALER IN THE CITY! HELL FUCKING YEAH! QUAKER OATS.........THEY'RE OATYLICIOUS!