Mossberg 500

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Stevie Wonder Takes a Tumble at an Obama Rally
I've been out of the country since last Sunday, thought I'd celebrate my return by starting a riot

Posted on:
02/08/2008 4:45am

Stevie Wonder Takes a Tumble at an Obama Rally
A reporter asks Stevie " How do you feel about being blind ? it must be a terrible thing "
Stevie replies " Well, you know things could be a lot worse - at least I'm not black "

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02/08/2008 4:29am

Star Trek is Much Better as a Porno

ggallin1 on Jan 31 08 : 1:25pm wrote:
Was that an inter racial facialfrom outer fucking spacial?

Posted on:
01/31/2008 1:04pm

Idiot Iraqis on a Motorcycle Plow into a Concrete Barrier
Abdul : Soon we will be in Paradise my brother !
Achmed : Yes, praise Allah, the barrier is approaching
Abdul : Be ready to detonate the bomb Achmed
Achmed : I thought you had the bomb
Abdul : No, I thought you picked it up ?
Achmed : By the Prophets hairy beard, not again
SPLATTTT

Posted on:
01/31/2008 10:05am

Star Trek is Much Better as a Porno
I've seen it all now

Posted on:
01/31/2008 6:13am

The Most Insane Way Ever to Get Rid of Coyotes

Soundmurderer on Jan 30 08 : 9:53pm wrote:
By the way I honestly know a couple of arms dealers (for governments), I think we have more guns than you.

What colour is the sky on your planet ?

Posted on:
01/30/2008 7:04pm

The Most Insane Way Ever to Get Rid of Coyotes

Soundmurderer on Jan 30 08 : 9:31pm wrote:
How about we kill you instead then go on to NOT fuck it up?

And exactly how do you propose to do that ? We are the people with all the guns What are you going to do - Emo us to death ?

Posted on:
01/30/2008 6:40pm

The Most Insane Way Ever to Get Rid of Coyotes

toxic rules on Jan 30 08 : 9:24pm wrote:
there are more humane ways to do it than that mindless bullshit.

Suggest one then. Bear in mind that even really good shooters sometimes miss and you might blow one of it's front legs off, gut shoot it, or smash it's jaw instead of dropping it clean.

Posted on:
01/30/2008 6:34pm

The Most Insane Way Ever to Get Rid of Coyotes

Hugh G. Rection on Jan 30 08 : 8:14pm wrote:
Humans don't deserve to live on this beautiful planet anyway, all we've done is fuck it up.

Kill yourself then

Posted on:
01/30/2008 6:23pm

The Most Insane Way Ever to Get Rid of Coyotes

I Eat Pussy on Jan 30 08 : 7:24pm wrote:
Its because of people like this that our planet is dying

That is just about the stupidest Greenpeace hippy eco-warrior bullshit I ever read. Even if we wanted to, we couldn't 'kill' the planet, it's a lot bigger and tougher than we are.
Stop smoking that fucking dope and watching those Al Gore films, it's rotting what is left of your brain

Posted on:
01/30/2008 5:00pm

Posted on: 02/08/2008 4:45amStevie Wonder Takes a Tumble at an Obama Rally

I've been out of the country since last Sunday, thought I'd celebrate my return by starting a riot

Posted on: 02/08/2008 4:29amStevie Wonder Takes a Tumble at an Obama Rally

A reporter asks Stevie " How do you feel about being blind ? it must be a terrible thing "
Stevie replies " Well, you know things could be a lot worse - at least I'm not black "

Posted on: 01/31/2008 1:04pmStar Trek is Much Better as a Porno

ggallin1 on Jan 31 08 : 1:25pm wrote:
Was that an inter racial facialfrom outer fucking spacial?

Posted on: 01/31/2008 10:05amIdiot Iraqis on a Motorcycle Plow into a Concrete Barrier

Abdul : Soon we will be in Paradise my brother !
Achmed : Yes, praise Allah, the barrier is approaching
Abdul : Be ready to detonate the bomb Achmed
Achmed : I thought you had the bomb
Abdul : No, I thought you picked it up ?
Achmed : By the Prophets hairy beard, not again
SPLATTTT

Posted on: 01/31/2008 6:13amStar Trek is Much Better as a Porno

I've seen it all now

Posted on: 01/30/2008 7:04pmThe Most Insane Way Ever to Get Rid of Coyotes

Soundmurderer on Jan 30 08 : 9:53pm wrote:
By the way I honestly know a couple of arms dealers (for governments), I think we have more guns than you.
What colour is the sky on your planet ?

Posted on: 01/30/2008 6:40pmThe Most Insane Way Ever to Get Rid of Coyotes

Soundmurderer on Jan 30 08 : 9:31pm wrote:
How about we kill you instead then go on to NOT fuck it up?
And exactly how do you propose to do that ? We are the people with all the guns What are you going to do - Emo us to death ?

Posted on: 01/30/2008 6:34pmThe Most Insane Way Ever to Get Rid of Coyotes

toxic rules on Jan 30 08 : 9:24pm wrote:
there are more humane ways to do it than that mindless bullshit.
Suggest one then. Bear in mind that even really good shooters sometimes miss and you might blow one of it's front legs off, gut shoot it, or smash it's jaw instead of dropping it clean.

Posted on: 01/30/2008 6:23pmThe Most Insane Way Ever to Get Rid of Coyotes

Hugh G. Rection on Jan 30 08 : 8:14pm wrote:
Humans don't deserve to live on this beautiful planet anyway, all we've done is fuck it up.
Kill yourself then

Posted on: 01/30/2008 5:00pmThe Most Insane Way Ever to Get Rid of Coyotes

I Eat Pussy on Jan 30 08 : 7:24pm wrote:
Its because of people like this that our planet is dying
That is just about the stupidest Greenpeace hippy eco-warrior bullshit I ever read. Even if we wanted to, we couldn't 'kill' the planet, it's a lot bigger and tougher than we are.
Stop smoking that fucking dope and watching those Al Gore films, it's rotting what is left of your brain

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