MemphisSaint

NAME: Socrates

LOCATION: Memphis, TN, USA | AGE: 21

PROFILE VIEWS: 21150 | MEDIA RATED: 672 | COMMENTS: 1176

RANK: 101 | GROUP: The Janitors

The Blow Job Olympics

Before she failed the drug test Paris Hilton was a shoe in for the Gold medal. more

(82) | category: Funny | views: 467951 | posted on: 08/05/2008

Roof Jumping Face Plant

I give him credit for making the jump, but it makes it that much better than he plants his face into the roof. more

(4) | category: Accidents | views: 15443 | posted on: 02/16/2006

Nutcase Running at Full Speed Attempts to Jump a Moving Car

If he doesn't jump at the perfect time, there will be splattered idiot all over the crowd. more

(86) | category: Cool | views: 58624 | posted on: 12/13/2007

The Worlds Most Disgusting Elephant

Before this video, I used to think elephants were pretty awesome. That's no longer the case. This is hands-down the most disgusting thing you will see today. more

(22) | category: Bizarre | views: 35911 | posted on: 05/22/2006

Draw Play

This definitely wins as the most innovative game I've ever played. You can literally just draw your own levels and then run around on it. Pretty cool. more

(8) | category: Games | views: 20494 | posted on: 10/15/2006

Insane Knockout Kick

How do you lose a fight, break a jaw, and get a smell of Tough Actin' Tinactin all at the same time? Just ask this guy. more

(8) | category: Fights | views: 93590 | posted on: 07/06/2006

Disgusting Blonde Licks Every Inch of Hotel Room

All this disgusting bitch needs is a little direction and a lifetime supply of mouthwash and she could be the perfect girlfriend. more

(76) | category: Shocking | views: 59631 | posted on: 08/02/2008

Dumbass Agrees to Try Pressure Point Knockout

This trick would come in handy next time your girlfriend asks you to take out the trash. more

(114) | category: Funny | views: 224608 | posted on: 08/02/2008

Clown Killer 2

Killing clowns is ALWAYS a good thing. And the game plays very well too. more

(4) | category: Games | views: 8333 | posted on: 05/19/2006

Selena Spice Looking as Hot as Usual

With an ass that edible, who needs chicken? more

(33) | category: Sexy | views: 194583 | posted on: 09/28/2007

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The Blow Job Olympics

Before she failed the drug test Paris Hilton was a shoe in for the Gold medal.

Category: Funny

Posted: 08/05/2008 | Views: 467951 | Comments (82)

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Roof Jumping Face Plant

I give him credit for making the jump, but it makes it that much better than he plants his face into the roof.

Category: Accidents

Posted: 02/16/2006 | Views: 15443 | Comments (4)

Rating:

Nutcase Running at Full Speed Attempts to Jump a Moving Car

If he doesn't jump at the perfect time, there will be splattered idiot all over the crowd.

Category: Cool

Posted: 12/13/2007 | Views: 58624 | Comments (86)

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Elephant Eats Poop Video

Before this video, I used to think elephants were pretty awesome. That's no longer the case. This is hands-down the most disgusting thing you will see today.

Category: Bizarre

Posted: 05/22/2006 | Views: 35911 | Comments (22)

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Draw Play

This definitely wins as the most innovative game I've ever played. You can literally just draw your own levels and then run around on it. Pretty cool.

Category: Games

Posted: 10/15/2006 | Views: 20494 | Comments (8)

Rating: