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 Real name: John Sidney McCain III
Location: The White House
Age: 37

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John McCain's log:
Date: 08/03/2008 9:29amDouche Bag Tricked then Kicked in the Balls
Comment: Must be nice to have feeling in the crotch area. Vote McCain in '08 or... fuck, I'm depres...
 
Date: 08/03/2008 9:57amHot Blonde in Panties is Extremely Flexible
Comment: You young kids, with your hard penises... You should all go out and fuck something right n...
 
Date: 08/03/2008 9:39amTV Judge Completely Owns Smartass Loser
Comment: This is what happens when women are allowed to start speaking. This judge is a terrorist e...
 
Date: 08/03/2008 9:42amFat Ass Fights Asian Kid At Bus Stop
Comment: Looks like that Asian feller's spent too much time in P.C. America. When I was young, Asia...
 
Date: 08/03/2008 9:29amRedneck Road Rage Turns Into Street Fight
Comment: John McCain would appreciate if you all would tone down the redneck jokes. Those are my co...
 
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 by dizdabiz, July 27 2008 : 2:14am

John McCain, Jul 26 08 : 9:57am
Shit, I had a stroke while watching this video. Because I'm very, very old.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll drill for oil in your backyard.
YOUR THREATENING THAT YOU'LL DRILL FOR OIL IN MY BACK YARD? WTF? DUDE THAT SOUNDS LIKE PRISON SHOWER LINGO! HAHAHA! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

by POOMAKER, July 26 2008 : 10:59am

I love you John

by Kaos2008, June 15 2008 : 4:56pm

If I was in The US...I'd vote for ya mate.
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Big Shout Out (And endorsement), from the Land Down Under.
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icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif -------------->>> 4 U.
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by lorak, June 15 2008 : 1:53am

we need less rhetoric in this country

by Penis, June 10 2008 : 8:01pm

Once again, you are fuckin' funny! Your comments are well-written and almost as funny as mine icon_wink.gif

by FRAYEDendsOFsanity, June 10 2008 : 8:48am

Haha i will try to overcome being such a huge pussy(magnet) and vote McCain 08'. Thank you for your prompt attention to my question. I hope you live long enough to see whether or not you get elected.(your pretty old)

by FRAYEDendsOFsanity, June 9 2008 : 7:44pm

Hello Mr. McCain. Are you worried that Obama might get his "homies" from Chicago and "bust a cap in your ass"?

by Penis, June 9 2008 : 7:31pm

Keep it up! You're killin' me....hahah.

by ScottyCarter, June 9 2008 : 1:54pm

An god bless you Mr. McCain icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif
An fuck charlie.
The silly bastards should be nuked icon_rolleyes.gif
Compliments.... S.C

by ScottyCarter, June 9 2008 : 8:32am

I will vote for you if you shove a pinapple up Hillary Clintons Fat Arse icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

by Incarnate, June 9 2008 : 7:46am

funny stuff, man icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif (btw-I'm not a fan of either major political party here in US)

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Must be nice to have feeling in the crotch area.
Vote McCain in '08 or... fuck, I'm depressed again.
You young kids, with your hard penises... You should all go out and fuck something right now. I'm so old, only half of my dick got hard while watching this video. The bottom half, from about midway down my wrinkly shaft to my yeasty ballsack. Try fucking your beautiful young skank wife with a half-hard cock! Sticking my lumpy, flabby dicktip in that thing is like trying to cram a pizza through a mail slot.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll make you watch me doing this.
Posted on: 08/03/2008 9:27amTV Judge Completely Owns Smartass Loser
This is what happens when women are allowed to start speaking. This judge is a terrorist enemy of the state and her independent thought and working knowledge of the legislative branch jeopardizes the American way of life.
Vote McCain in ’08 or I’ll shit in my suit and make you smell it.
Posted on: 08/03/2008 9:22amFat Ass Fights Asian Kid At Bus Stop
Looks like that Asian feller's spent too much time in P.C. America. When I was young, Asians were good at two things and two things only: beating the shit out of you with their tiger crane (I was in a goddam bamboo cage, I should know) and crashing the hell out of cars. Let's hope this pansy American cockbag can at least get his license and kill a few pedestrians to save face.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll legally make playing Call of Duty 4 gay.
Posted on: 08/03/2008 9:16amRedneck Road Rage Turns Into Street Fight
John McCain would appreciate if you all would tone down the redneck jokes. Those are my constituents you're talking about, by god.
Vote McCain in '08 and I'll take over Mexico and make it America's landfill.
Posted on: 07/26/2008 7:57amFat Lady Taken Out By Race Car
Shit, I had a stroke while watching this video. Because I'm very, very old.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll drill for oil in your backyard.
I'll concede this to those Middle Eastern terrorist faggots: they sure know how to keep their women in line. You start giving these whores the right to vote and the ability to voice an independent thought and next thing you know they're rolling around in the dirt trying to fuck each other with their tampons. Veils for all!
Vote McCain in '08 or you'll probably be placed in a concentration camp and holocausted.
Posted on: 07/26/2008 7:44amNew Venezuelan Prisoners Beaten With A Bat
I'm not gonna lie. I didn't know Venezuela was an actual country. But now that I do, I plan to fire bomb the stink off these poor fucks.
Vote McCain in '08 because I'm not a Muslim.
Posted on: 07/26/2008 7:41amPoor Little Lady Knocked Out Cold
This fuckstick is full of the American spirit. We all descended from cavemen and by God, those ancient shits used to beat the vag spit out of their women. Punching your woman is like celebrating your heritage and where you came from, sort of like hanging a Confederate flag. I fly one from my patriotic dickpole.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll make Shia LaBeouf Secretary of State.
This is why we should have finished the job back in WWII. Those fuckers will lock you in a bamboo cage at the drop of a hat..
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll play with my wrinkly dick at a press conference.
This is exactly what those fuckers used to do to me. Except the fights usually ended with an American flag lodged in my ass and some of my intestines leaking into my anal passage.
Vote McCain in '08 or you're probably a gay. And I plan to bomb the fuck out of you gays.
My environmental staffers tell me that producing and shipping meat is not green-friendly. That's why I plan to propose legislation that will allow hard-working, straight Americans to kill and cook fat fucking teenage retards. I'd like to grab that kid by the thighs and chomp that hammy meat.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll stop wearing my dentures and frighten little children.
As far as John McCain is concerned, having red hair is a disease, like poverty and being gay. When I become King, I intend to cure Americans of their diseases. And by cure, I mean dump their terrorist bodies in shallow graves.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll make Catholicism illegal.
Last night I was trying to have sex with my vivacious young wife and I couldn't get my old, rubbery dick hard. So she called a male friend and he fucked her in front of me. I was humiliated, feeling pretty dejected, so I went for a stroll and ended up strangling a hooker to death. And then I started preparing my next townhall speech.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll dump AIDS in your drinking water.
This video really captures the design of my foreign policy. If America needs to settle a discrepancy in the future, I'd rather "fight it out" with "fists" and not "guns or knives." Then again, I'm just fucking around, I plan to bomb everything that wears a towel on or around the head area, including these dillweed fagbags.
Vote McCain in '08 and I'll continue to ignore climate change.
I don't even let my beautiful young wife talk while I'm watching sports, let alone jump off walls to make a catch. Somewhere there's a pussy fag who can't keep his woman in line, and I consider that man an enemy of the state.
Vote McCain in '08 or you're probably a doobie-rolling hippie jerkoff.
A Nation of Lawnmowers.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll drown babies on live TV.
John McCain thinks this lazy piece of shit needs to get a job. I broke my leg after ejecting from my Skyhawk and look how I turned out. Handicaps are for terrorist-retard cockrings.
Vote McCain in '08 and I'll make hunting the homeless a sport.
What's an iPhone. Is that something you stupid hippie faggots use?
Vote McCain in '08 if you'd like to see Santa Claus sentenced to death.
This video is going to look like boring, terrorist fag-shit when I become King. All Americans will be legally required to carry a handgun when I'm runnin' this motherfucker, with tax incentives for anyone with balls red, white and blue enough to murder a minority or a liberal hippie punk.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll genetically reanimate Hitler.
Seems like the terrorist douchebags that run this site are trying to induce my PTSD. Why can't we watch more videos of American flags, people beating the fuck out of the homeless and illegal immigrants trying to climb over really high walls, and then falling down.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll punch you in the pussy like I did to Hillary.
This video gave John McCain a terrible flashback. Those bastards locked me in a bamboo cell for five and a half years and took turns shoving race cakes up my American asshole. But it wasn't all bad times. I fell in love with a village boy named Chin-Duck-Shin who was serving a life-sentence for talking with food in his mouth. We loved each other with a fiery, gay passion.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll challenge your grandpas to fist fights and beat their helpless asses.
John McCain is finding it very difficult to observe the racial regulations of this terrorist website. After all, you know how your Future King feels about anyone outside the Master Race...
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll wiretap your girlfriend's cellphone.
I share a common American bond with this video. I wrap my cock in layers of saran wrap in order to fuck my gorgeous, youthful skank wife. It turns my dick into a giant, faux-fleshy dildo.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll make you watch my marital sex.
This is pretty fucking embarrassing. I can't believe they were videotaping me.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll light your parents' house on fire.
Posted on: 06/14/2008 7:45amAn Amusement Park Ride Goes Terribly Wrong
My official position on this issue is that the ride looked boring until that happened.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll flash my wrinkly dick at a press conference.
There's no place for fags in the military. All the tips of the cruise missiles start to smell like man love and butt funk.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll holocaust dogs.
That small fella was fighting with his pussy. Like John McCain alway says, "It's not a real fight until a third-world country with a faltering economy gets bombed and raped into abject submission."
Vote McCain in '08 you quivering sacks of fag shit.
Posted on: 06/14/2008 7:17amWeird Man in a Santa Hat Messes Up a Flip
Bah, John McCain stopped believing in that Santa bullshit when I was five months old. For my first Christmas, my father punched me in the infant face, burned a cigar in my asshole and made me watch him have sex with my mother, to make a man out of me.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll legally bind Eddie Murphy to do more movies.
For the record, John McCain does not endorse this video. Good lord.
Vote McCain in '08 or... Fuck, I'm depressed now.
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