Ref Slaps Player Is Chased Down by Entire Team
Did you see that pussy fall down? I smack my own meat harder than that......fucking fairies.

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03/25/2009 3:37pm

Excited Girl Vs Short Stage
I want to see her rat.

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03/25/2009 3:32pm

Man Absolutely Freaks Out On Live Television
This exact same thing happened to me when my girlfriend told me she'd run out of Worcester Sauce. What's cheese on toast without Worcester Sauce......sort it out, bejesus.

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03/23/2009 1:25pm

Kite Surfer Crashes Painfully on Rocks
That's what happens to shite - it get's dumped. He just got a little carried away....

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03/17/2009 5:06pm

Kayden Kross Gets Topless And Plays Under Blue Panties
I'd play Doctors and Nurses with her.....

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03/12/2009 2:20pm

Uncsensored CCTV of McDonalds Strip Search Prank Call Victim
Okay, so what the fuck would you steal from a McFatty McFatfucks anyway? A Cheesburger maybe? Or perhaps a Big Mac? Or even a McSlurry? Frankly, I just think he wanted to see her rat. Either way, I've got a Whopper she could put in there.

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03/12/2009 2:09pm

Cute Young Teen Andrea Rubs Lotion All Over Perfect Tits
I've got some lotion she could rub into those bad boys, some special, home brewed, ball sack matured sticky white hot love piss lotion and I might just let her have some.

Posted on:
03/12/2009 1:54pm

Why You Shouldnt Chug a Liter of Vodka
If you're going to spew you should aim a little forwards so you don't get it on your trainers - I thought everyone knew that - even Russians?

Posted on:
03/11/2009 4:26pm

Russian Subway Cops Piss on Drunk Kids Face
"Is it raining in here or am I getting pissed on? I'll open my mouth and take a big swig to find out...."

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03/11/2009 4:19pm

Hot Chick Get Nutshot Revenge on Boyfriend
I think I'd quite like to do her but the whole nut bashing thing is not so preferable. If she smacked my knackers I'd would have to smash her back doors in.

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03/11/2009 4:14pm