by GuySmiley, January 31 2008 : 8:40am

Hi, my name is Guy Smiley, I used to be on Sesame Street as a reporter but my monthly drug test came back positive for weed and LSD. I was fired and tried to get a job on the electric company but they went out of business. CNN said I was to much of a loose cannon and Fox news told me I was too smart. So now I just roam the internet making comments and trying to relive my glory days. If any of you out there can see your way clear to lending me a few dollars, I will make sure I pay you back once I get back on my feet. Thanks. - Guy Smiley

by Darvocet505, November 29 2007 : 10:05pm

You suck at comments. Please practice