Asshole Cop in Baltimore Goes Completely Off on a Kid
Well now lets everyone calm down. Anyone can look up the statistics and see that skaters are truly an out of control crime wave the likes of which has not been seen since the days of Al Capone or Jack the ripper. They truly are the scourge of God. Its a good thing that Geraldo Rivera's brother was there to handle these marauders because if he wasn't there who knows what they would have done. Never mind the fact that across town six rapes, twelve assaults, nine murders, and a bank robbery were taking place. That cop needed to be there to stop the uncontrolled skaters. Who knows Perhaps the police officer was upset because his partner Freddy refused to eat the donut that he had placed around his dick. Perhaps his partner Freddy is just using him for a good time and officer Rivera wants a commitment. Maybe he wanted to be a June bride and Freddy told him no. Thats what was upsetting him and he took it out on those kids.

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02/12/2008 1:30pm

Why You Shouldnt Get Too Close to an Erupting Volcano
Plaid people...

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02/08/2008 3:43am

Samia has an Ass that Puts All Other Asses to Shame
So you're a crack man. I too am a crack man. Do you like yours vertical or horizontal? I prefer the old triangle crack.

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02/05/2008 6:48pm

Samia has an Ass that Puts All Other Asses to Shame
Maybe that was her face. She has a huge cleft in her chin.

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02/05/2008 6:04pm

Little Dude Busts his Teeth Out on a Pathetic Stunt
I believe the athletic skills of people in the skater community has drastically declined over the past few years. Every time you see one of these geniuses they're tripping, falling and busting their ass. It must be something the government is putting in the water. Thank God! I hope they keep putting it in the water cause its fun as hell watching them bash their bodies all to hell.

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02/05/2008 9:41am

Worker Gets Owned Hard Trying to Shut a Maid Up
To make matters worse that guy was the head of accounting now no ones getting paid.

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02/05/2008 9:23am

Maniac on a Go Kart Nearly Gets Hit by a Snow Plow
You're wearing Captain America underoos? That sounds like a child molester to me . Didn't I see you on to catch a predator?

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02/05/2008 9:19am

Maniac on a Go Kart Nearly Gets Hit by a Snow Plow
Well it is a cartoon. Unfortunately there are more examples of this kind of behavior in politics, business and other settings that have a greater impact on society than a cartoon. I don't think anybody here would condone that shit. Just because someone finds it funny doesn't make them a racist or a backwards hick. It could mean that they are laughing at the type of person (a racist) that would use such narrow minded definitions of people. You know using satire to point out things.

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02/05/2008 8:00am

Maniac on a Go Kart Nearly Gets Hit by a Snow Plow
I thought the south park episode was kind of funny as well. Im not a racist really Im not. I love everybody. But I was hoping it would qualify me as being a cracker. I would like to one of those Ritz crackers or perhaps a Wheat Thin. In my opinion they are a step above the saltines and Cheeze- its on the cracker social scale.

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02/05/2008 7:40am

Maniac on a Go Kart Nearly Gets Hit by a Snow Plow
It was actually a love scene from a big budget movie. I tell ya Meryl Streep sure can act Angelina Jolie is becoming quite the little actress. But I didn't know what Dustin Hoffman was doing in the background with the carrot?

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02/05/2008 6:53am