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Heretix

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Date: 03/11/2008 11:19amThe Most Uncomfortable Segment in TV News History

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Date: 02/12/2008 3:14pmAsshole Cop in Baltimore Goes Completely Off on a Kid

Comment: Well now lets everyone calm down. Anyone can look up the statistics and see that skaters a...

Date: 02/08/2008 5:51amWhy You Shouldnt Get Too Close to an Erupting Volcano

Comment: Plaid people... - :rolleyes

Date: 02/05/2008 8:23pmSamia has an Ass that Puts All Other Asses to Shame

Comment: So you're a crack man. I too am a crack man. Do you like yours vertical or horizontal? I p...

Date: 02/05/2008 8:39pmSamia has an Ass that Puts All Other Asses to Shame

Comment: Maybe that was her face. She has a huge cleft in her chin.

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by mightyaphrodite, February 26 2008 : 7:37am

Heretix where are youuuuuu???
Have not seen you post lately, I miss you

by mightyaphrodite, February 14 2008 : 12:15pm

Happy Valentinsday Heretix!!!!

by en jaywest, February 11 2008 : 8:07am

i hope that you and your fellow patients have not lost control of the psych ward. you havent posted. at least try to sneak into one of the offices to post every once in awhile.

by liacon, February 5 2008 : 9:08pm

Dude, I appreciate what you did today. Not only did you help to defuse the situation, you came to Aphrodites defense Thanks

by mightyaphrodite, February 5 2008 : 6:57pm

What happened to your Avatar????And thanks for your wise words today.these are for you

by JayZ, February 5 2008 : 10:49am

What makes you think I hate homo's? I do, but how did you know?

by mightyaphrodite, February 5 2008 : 9:23am

Hey Heretix ,please lay some of your Wisdom on JayZ.

by mightyaphrodite, February 4 2008 : 8:41pm

Hi Heretix, I went and looked up the person in your Avatar and was wondering what kind of person would choose this as their Avatar. After reading your posts I don't wonder anymore.

by en jaywest, February 4 2008 : 7:43pm

you are one funny guy. please keep posting!

by Da Bomb, February 2 2008 : 1:17pm

I have read your rants( excuse me) postings...with dedicated fervor (that's just a fancy way of me proving I can spell and read)and it's official...I am scared of you..please don't hurt me or my loved ones...Thank you , you twisted son of a bitch ..

by Killerdude, February 1 2008 : 7:31am

Thx for the shout..I like her cause she seem's like a nasty little Biotch

by ggallin1, January 31 2008 : 10:33pm

How about pumekuhp?
That seems to be a name that is associated with feces, for some rreason...
either that or maybe name it obama.

-GG

by Heretix, January 31 2008 : 10:15pm

NOTE TO SELF: Things to do before I go to work: Remember your medication: Take two red pills for the visual hallucinations, take one yellow pill for the auditory hallucinations. Please DO NOT forget the laxatives. Remember the last time you forgot them? You almost died from the strain. Now its off to the University and remember Horatio you're the professor, and you've got tenure nobody can do nothin' to ya! You're as free as a bird!! Dont forget you're scheduled for electroshock therapy on the fifth.

by Pumekuhp, January 31 2008 : 8:53pm

From one boob man to another... ...you crack me up, dude.

by liacon, January 31 2008 : 5:52pm

I'm a big fan of yours. You're a bit twisted.

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Posted on: 02/12/2008 3:30pmAsshole Cop in Baltimore Goes Completely Off on a Kid

Well now lets everyone calm down. Anyone can look up the statistics and see that skaters are truly an out of control crime wave the likes of which has not been seen since the days of Al Capone or Jack the ripper. They truly are the scourge of God. Its a good thing that Geraldo Rivera's brother was there to handle these marauders because if he wasn't there who knows what they would have done. Never mind the fact that across town six rapes, twelve assaults, nine murders, and a bank robbery were taking place. That cop needed to be there to stop the uncontrolled skaters. Who knows Perhaps the police officer was upset because his partner Freddy refused to eat the donut that he had placed around his dick. Perhaps his partner Freddy is just using him for a good time and officer Rivera wants a commitment. Maybe he wanted to be a June bride and Freddy told him no. Thats what was upsetting him and he took it out on those kids.

Posted on: 02/08/2008 5:43amWhy You Shouldnt Get Too Close to an Erupting Volcano

Plaid people...

Posted on: 02/05/2008 8:48pmSamia has an Ass that Puts All Other Asses to Shame

So you're a crack man. I too am a crack man. Do you like yours vertical or horizontal? I prefer the old triangle crack.

Posted on: 02/05/2008 8:04pmSamia has an Ass that Puts All Other Asses to Shame

Maybe that was her face. She has a huge cleft in her chin.

Posted on: 02/05/2008 11:41amLittle Dude Busts his Teeth Out on a Pathetic Stunt

I believe the athletic skills of people in the skater community has drastically declined over the past few years. Every time you see one of these geniuses they're tripping, falling and busting their ass. It must be something the government is putting in the water. Thank God! I hope they keep putting it in the water cause its fun as hell watching them bash their bodies all to hell.

Posted on: 02/05/2008 11:23amWorker Gets Owned Hard Trying to Shut a Maid Up

To make matters worse that guy was the head of accounting now no ones getting paid.

Posted on: 02/05/2008 11:19amManiac on a Go Kart Nearly Gets Hit by a Snow Plow

You're wearing Captain America underoos? That sounds like a child molester to me . Didn't I see you on to catch a predator?

Posted on: 02/05/2008 10:00amManiac on a Go Kart Nearly Gets Hit by a Snow Plow

Well it is a cartoon. Unfortunately there are more examples of this kind of behavior in politics, business and other settings that have a greater impact on society than a cartoon. I don't think anybody here would condone that shit. Just because someone finds it funny doesn't make them a racist or a backwards hick. It could mean that they are laughing at the type of person (a racist) that would use such narrow minded definitions of people. You know using satire to point out things.

Posted on: 02/05/2008 9:40amManiac on a Go Kart Nearly Gets Hit by a Snow Plow

I thought the south park episode was kind of funny as well. Im not a racist really Im not. I love everybody. But I was hoping it would qualify me as being a cracker. I would like to one of those Ritz crackers or perhaps a Wheat Thin. In my opinion they are a step above the saltines and Cheeze- its on the cracker social scale.

Posted on: 02/05/2008 8:53amManiac on a Go Kart Nearly Gets Hit by a Snow Plow

It was actually a love scene from a big budget movie. I tell ya Meryl Streep sure can act Angelina Jolie is becoming quite the little actress. But I didn't know what Dustin Hoffman was doing in the background with the carrot?

Posted on: 02/05/2008 8:36amManiac on a Go Kart Nearly Gets Hit by a Snow Plow

He sounded like Beaker from The Muppet Show.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 11:44pmWhy You Shouldnt Try to Imitate the Saddam Hanging

They should forcibly remove Tom Brady's hypothalamus.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 10:32pmThe AA-12 is the Most Deadly Shotgun on Earth

Okay buddy old pal old buddy old pal old buddy old pal old pal old buddy old buddy old pal old buddy old pal old buddy. The Pentagon might just might send these weapons to the United States military not just Blackwater. You know Blackwater a private military company. They are also called a security contractor. Founded by Eric prince and Al Clark in 1997. Wow I just farted.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 8:49pmThe AA-12 is the Most Deadly Shotgun on Earth

I have a large dinga a ling a lingle but I carry around a very sharp butter knife... so what's that mean?

Posted on: 02/04/2008 8:37pmThe AA-12 is the Most Deadly Shotgun on Earth

Okay as long as they keep cars away from Ted Kennedy.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 8:22pmThe AA-12 is the Most Deadly Shotgun on Earth

Are you sure? I mean for all we know that place could double as a public library.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 8:16pmThe AA-12 is the Most Deadly Shotgun on Earth

Well i would think that the pentagon has supplied our men and women in uniform with enough refried beans and cabbage to do the trick. All they have to do is chow down on gas producing meal and then fart down the barrel and there you have it. Just think everyone they have a gas powered shotgun. Pretty soon they'll have gas powered cars. Oooh! Just think about it! Everyone will refuel their cars by dropping their pants in the middle of the highway and letting loose with a butt bomb the could strip the paint off of a Sherman tank. Sounds like Shangri-la tome how 'bout you?

Posted on: 02/04/2008 5:53pmCriminal Beats the Hell Out of a 66 Year Old Man

For some unknown reason the therapist says I need more work. I think I m doing fine but oh no according to Mr. know it all I need work. Now can you believe that? I tell ya I love everybody. Hey I told the midget waiter I was sorry and stuffed his/her tip in his/her mouth. He/she knew I was sincere. I could hear him/her mumble something as I was leaving. I believe he/she said " There's no need to ask to forgiveness, it is I that should be apologizing to you." So alls well that ends well.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 5:23pmCriminal Beats the Hell Out of a 66 Year Old Man

What about a middle aged hermaphrodite midget? Cause I just beat the pure living shit out of one. Is that okay? In my defense the little person man/lady got my order wrong. I distinctly told that fuckin' freak I wanted my eggs OVER EASY. That smartass brings them back and they're hard boiled. I mean come on. Im a tolerant person but when you fuck with my breakfast that Im having for dinner that is a line you do not want to cross. IHOP can kiss my ass.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 4:45pmAngry Fight Breaks Out Over Who Ate a Cheeseburger

You suffer from defensive heterosexual ambivalence.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 4:23pmAngry Fight Breaks Out Over Who Ate a Cheeseburger

Yes that too is a possibility. Butt beware the turd burgler is both silent and deadly. No one knows what he looks like because he sneaks up behind his victims has his way with them and leaves them in a crumpled heap. So if you want to protect your shit buy a cork.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 4:04pmAngry Fight Breaks Out Over Who Ate a Cheeseburger

You have a problem with people eating your shit? Perhaps you should bag it and sell it. You could make millions! You could work from the comfort of your own home. You could be the supply man for two girls one cup part doo. Look I'm only tying to help just promise me you'll think about it.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 4:00pmCriminal Beats the Hell Out of a 66 Year Old Man

Just his ass? KINKY!!

Posted on: 02/04/2008 9:26amCriminal Beats the Hell Out of a 66 Year Old Man

YES!! The elderly lull people into a false sense of security. They walk bent over, slobbering all over themselves and complain incessantly about every single ache and pain. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS. Many a person have been murdered, beaten and even sexually assaulted by these wrinkled rascals. I blame viagra for the last one. If that young thug cock sucker didn't strike that senior psycho when he did the world might not have that fine upstanding douche bag today.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 6:58amWhy You Shouldnt Try to Imitate the Saddam Hanging

When they returned home his father beat the shit out of him for not trying harder.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 6:43amWhy You Should Stay Far Away From Certain Drugs

If not mistaken that was the Chernobyl city council holding a meeting about a road improvement.

Posted on: 02/04/2008 6:24amAngry Fight Breaks Out Over Who Ate a Cheeseburger

If they were vegetarians this would have never have happened. Mostly because they would have the energy to throw a punch or have their little slap fight.

Posted on: 02/03/2008 11:12pmHorrific Aftermath of a Sri Lankan Attack on a School Bus

Its a fact the human race does two things well. We screw and kill. We kill each other then we screw to make more people so they van go kill each other. Sorry it may not be a popular opinion but if anyone would look at the history of the ENTIRE world since the beginning its a fact.

Posted on: 02/03/2008 11:07pmHorrific Aftermath of a Sri Lankan Attack on a School Bus

Well the world and the people that inhabit it are pus covered shit bags. So I can't really blame you for thinking twice about that one.

Posted on: 02/03/2008 5:56pmA Guy Fights a Girl on the Russian Version of Big Brother

What makes you think Hillary is a lesbian? To be a lesbian you have to be a woman. Hillary is all man. Just look at the bulge in her pants, her "Brawny Man" rugged looks, AND her Joseph Stalin mustache.

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The Most Uncomfortable Segment in TV News History

The ironic part is that they still work together to this day. One is the morning shift Wal Mart greeter, and the other has the afternoon.

Category: Funny

Posted: 03/11/2008 | Views: 64157 | Comments (139)

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The AA-12 is the Most Deadly Shotgun on Earth

I'm gonna get two of these and take over Grenada next weekend.

Category: Cool

Posted: 02/04/2008 | Views: 121127 | Comments (114)

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50 Megaton Tsar Bomb Dropped

Lucky for London, this was just the biggest nuclear bomb ever tested.

Category: Shocking

Posted: 10/25/2006 | Views: 52603 | Comments (26)

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Four Chicks Stretching for a Game of Football

Hopefully the white team wins for the sheer fact that they're less annoying than the butch in red.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 01/04/2008 | Views: 53859 | Comments (63)

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Sexy Asian Babe Reon Kadena Showing Off and Stripping

Strangely, Reon Kadena's face doesn't look retarded for once. Must be a body double.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 12/20/2007 | Views: 47624 | Comments (42)

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Nothing Here Nope

I didn't know that knocking people the f*ck out and sending them into violent seizures was all a part of TV evangelism. But apparently it is, as Benny demonstrates nicely to the tune of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor." Brilliant.