Come fai?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2Z7CL4Cv0

LMAO awesome. I saw your comments on someone else's profile, you really bring out the best on NT. Keep it up man.

if you eat some shit on a stick ill give you 5

I'm sorry sir, you must mean the OTHER Da Bomb, and I have it on good authority he is a dont'giveashit kinda' guy, not at all a gentleman like myself....opps, Homer just leaned over and whispered in my ear......he says , and I quote, "Go fuck yourself"...naturally, this being on the internet I cleaned it up.

im scottish we are famously tight with money now go away and get a job.

Hey, Guy!We sure have a lot in common. I,too,roam the internet making pitifully unfunny comments in a faltering bid to obtain kudos amongst other sad and lonely people bereft of any hope of real or meaningful friendship. Sadly, particularly for yourself, I also have very little money, so I'm afraid you're out of luck here. As you can probably judge by now,almost everyone on this is a pitiful loser, particularly myself. I think you'll fit in well.

do you accept bits of string?

Guy, this is gettin ridiculous!!! You are in to me for $300 already! Cheque is in the post but this is positively the last time. As agreed, I will keep hold of your sister until payment in full with interest is made into my swiss account.
P.S. Jenny says hi and take your time raising the money.

go disarm ied's in ya Iraq fuckin slacker

Guy, if you knew my financial situation, you would be sending ME money!

Yea, you send me $2.00 and I will send you $1.00 back,

Huh...?

Hi, my name is Guy Smiley, I used to be on Sesame Street as a reporter but my monthly drug test came back positive for weed and LSD. I was fired and tried to get a job on the electric company but they went out of business. CNN said I was to much of a loose cannon and Fox news told me I was too smart. So now I just roam the internet making comments and trying to relive my glory days. If any of you out there can see your way clear to lending me a few dollars, I will make sure I pay you back once I get back on my feet. Thanks. - Guy Smiley