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Ellzee

About:

RANK: #44

Group:

Aspiring Regulars

Real name: Ellzee (my initials phonetically)
Location: Canada
Age: 38

Profile views: 6765
Media rated: 250
Media viewed: 1321
Comments: 1111

Best media:

Crazy Grandma Tries to Shoot an Automatic Paintball Gun

I think Grandma here should probably stick to making pumpkin cookies and changing Grandpa's shit-filled diaper. But this is funny.

Category: Funny

Ellzee's log:

Date: 06/30/2008 12:51pmHow Not To Ride a Motorcycle Down the Street

Comment: "Stupid Saturn" Yeah ok blame the car. - :rolleyes

Date: 06/30/2008 11:12amManiac Belly Flops into a Kiddie Pool From Really High

Comment: No way I would let my kids stand there watching the "Professor"Attemting to break his neck...

Date: 06/30/2008 11:48amA Ridiculously Huge Skateboard Drop in Gone Wrong

Comment: With that piss poor set up he should have just jumped off - :rolleyes

Date: 06/30/2008 11:24amAn Extremely Sad Backflip Attempt by Some Kid

Comment: Good spotting - :rolleyes Try a hand in front and back next time fucktard - :rolleyes

Date: 06/30/2008 11:28amMan in China Gets Crushed to Death by a Falling Wall

Comment: ^^I miss the 80s - :cry - :beer - :beer

Shoutbox:

by Tapeworm, July 5 2008 : 11:50am

I couldn't get on NT for nearly three weeks. Our phone line came down in a storm and Italia Telecom took for ever to even agree that we had a problem! We only managed to get it back up today, after talking to a local mayor who worked for them. Just goes to show, that it's who you know, that's important, if you want to get things done around here.
So now I'm back again.

by neebuz, June 28 2008 : 5:05am

its me

by boobie.bird, June 25 2008 : 7:46am

Im very glad you are back and I hope you are feeling better.

by Calang, June 24 2008 : 10:53pm

The shirts look great. You starched them didn't you? Thanks babe. I look forward to seeing more of you.

by slash, June 24 2008 : 12:08pm

hey yes its me haha www.myspace.com/lee59lespaul

by Umbrageous, June 23 2008 : 6:34pm

I'd like to announce here, that I have LZ in my basement. If you want her to post again the ransom is, 1 dog kidney (fresh), 1 packet of Oreo's (alternatively Maurice's or Ken's-both are the same), 2 candles (black and formed from rendered baby fat), 1 metric tonne of pixie dust, essence of a closet homosexual (with a thing about Englishmen and virtual medals), 1 eye of bat, 1toads tongue, 1 racists' brain (or dogs egg) and one idiot NT posters' keyboard.
-
If these demands are not met soon, I will show the internet how smart I am by posting my adress on here and inviting strangers to come to the home of my wife and kids to kick my gay arse.

by boobie.bird, June 19 2008 : 12:49pm

LZ where are you??

by Tapeworm, June 16 2008 : 5:59am

Are you still with us? Knock once for yes and twice for no.

by slash, June 14 2008 : 9:42pm

whereartthou lz

by Calang, June 14 2008 : 9:21pm

Hey woman! Where the hell are you? And why aren't my shirts ironed yet? (You're missed)

by FRAYEDendsOFsanity, June 11 2008 : 12:41pm

Hey lady, *waves frantically* where ya been? Hope everything is well.

by Tapeworm, June 10 2008 : 4:37pm

Get well soon.

by Tapeworm, June 7 2008 : 2:37pm

Hi LZ. I've been lurking in the shadows for a few days, thinking about coming back. After four weeks away I still cant seem to kick the habit. If I do come back, I will look a right fucking pillock But who cares anyway
.....and so, while I was lurking, I noticed that you have not been posting for a few days. I Hope everything is OK with you. Work? Sick? Sex? Get over it soon and get back on the boards.
Bottoms up!

by ggallin1, June 2 2008 : 6:13pm

Thank you once again, kid!

-GG

by Umbrageous, June 2 2008 : 4:02pm

Thanks LZ

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Posted on: 06/30/2008 12:01pmHow Not To Ride a Motorcycle Down the Street

"Stupid Saturn" Yeah ok blame the car.

Posted on: 06/30/2008 11:56amManiac Belly Flops into a Kiddie Pool From Really High

No way I would let my kids stand there watching the "Professor"Attemting to break his neck.Nice thing for liitle kids to see up close

Posted on: 06/30/2008 11:47amA Ridiculously Huge Skateboard Drop in Gone Wrong

With that piss poor set up he should have just jumped off

Posted on: 06/30/2008 11:43amAn Extremely Sad Backflip Attempt by Some Kid

Good spotting Try a hand in front and back next time fucktard

Posted on: 06/30/2008 11:31amMan in China Gets Crushed to Death by a Falling Wall

^^I miss the 80s

Posted on: 06/30/2008 11:27amComplete Idiot Does Something Dumb at the Playground

Maybe the haircut will return him to looking like a guy

Posted on: 06/27/2008 11:03pmBuilding in Gaza Collapses Killing Multiple People

You know whats strange?Animals don't usually go near stuff like a building ready to collapse.I'm not sure what that was either

Posted on: 06/27/2008 10:57pmBMX Jump Ends with a Pretty Awesome Faceplant

^^None taken And pick up your damn shirts

Posted on: 06/27/2008 10:26amBuilding in Gaza Collapses Killing Multiple People

^^Unfortunately I think that was a cat.I had to watch three times to see it tho.

Posted on: 06/27/2008 10:19amTallest Redheaded Kid Ever Gets Jumped by Punks

Nice fight pussies and great filmilng -

Posted on: 06/27/2008 10:13amToddler Gets his Head Stuck in Between a Railing

I think the kid followed the cat to the balcony

Posted on: 06/27/2008 10:08amGirl Learns the Hard Way Not to Stand Behind a Swing

*pervert I can't type today

Posted on: 06/27/2008 10:03amGirl Learns the Hard Way Not to Stand Behind a Swing

^^I don't think thats what Calang meant.I watched a second time and didn't see any percerts or anyone weraring a skirt

Posted on: 06/27/2008 9:57amBMX Jump Ends with a Pretty Awesome Faceplant

^^Similar things you and were thinking when we were young and fearless Too far back to remember Calang

Posted on: 06/27/2008 9:43amBMX Jump Ends with a Pretty Awesome Faceplant

^^Lmao Gravy I was thinking the same.Did he mutate into a cat after he fell

Posted on: 06/27/2008 9:40amRussian Girl Commits Suicide By Jumping to her Death

^^I must ask why is that? In the end a life is a life.Yes she looks prettier than a "fat" person.Your fat comments are consistant out here and I find it hard to believe you know not one fat person.If it was your loved one you would feel different.I've seen some medical personal treat ppl worse because of thier appearance it's awful.I just wanted you to imagine someone you love in this situation.Btw I'm not fat but used to be very large incase you're wondering.

Posted on: 06/27/2008 9:28amKid Showing Off his Bike Skills Makes an Ass of Himself

The little guy did good.Too bad he's the entertainment for the older tards.

Posted on: 06/27/2008 9:21amFat Guy Wants to Fight But Gets a Brutal Beating

^^His lack of balance is a good reason he probably didn't want to fight.I used to work with a very huge guy that liked to goof around and push me.After several warnings to stop I finally pushed himback real hard.I sent him reeling with arms pinwheeling to the ground Although I didn't start to pummel him like the tard in the vid

Posted on: 06/26/2008 9:44amExperiment Keeps a Dogs Head Alive with Machines

Not much to say about this that hasn't already been said.Rot in hell sick twisted fucks

Posted on: 06/26/2008 9:26amOld Disgusting Woman Decides to Take a Dump in Public

Ever heard of Depends?

Posted on: 06/26/2008 9:20amWhy Wearing a Helmet is a Good Idea When Skating

^^Don't worry Lady not much brain to damage

Posted on: 06/26/2008 9:04amStopping on the Train Tracks is Never a Good Idea

Very stupid people trying to beat a train I heard on the news a school bus driver did the same thing with different results

Posted on: 06/26/2008 8:59amGirl Gets an Awesome Beatdown During a Violent Scrap

Nice young ladies

Posted on: 06/25/2008 7:38amThe Most Pathetic Attempt At a Flip in History

Sweetest vanilla=sweetest epic fail Thank-you Nothing Toxic

Posted on: 06/25/2008 7:35amWhy You Shouldnt Blame Your Skateboard for Sucking

I know I've said this before but this is starting to become proof that skateboards hate kids.

Posted on: 06/25/2008 7:30amBig Battle Between the Chinese and Russian Mafias

^^Agree mafia definately pack.This Chinese New year celebrations perhaps

Posted on: 06/25/2008 7:19amWhen Ping Pong Goes Painfully and Hilariously Wrong

It's only fun till somebody loses an eye.

Posted on: 06/25/2008 7:12amIncredible Footage of an Insane Rabbit Defending Itself

He's got himself in a harey situation.

Posted on: 06/25/2008 7:07amMob Beats and Shaves the Head of a 14 Year Old Thief

^^Totally agree.These countries love violence and humiliation.I don't know why they just don't start up thier own BDSM clubs.Biggest lovers of inflicting pain

Posted on: 06/25/2008 7:01amGang of Sluts Viciously Jump a Girl in a Parking Garage

All I got was "Hit her,fuck,fuckity,fuck,fuc k,

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Building in Gaza Collapses Killing Multiple People

They were told you multiple times that you can't construct a building with just sand and cacti, so they had it coming.

Category: Shocking

Posted: 06/27/2008 | Views: 31899 | Comments (82)

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Strange Man Piles Up His Pets and Goes For a Walk

A rat on a cat on a dog. Apparently Dr. Seuss's retarded brother is here.

Category: Bizarre

Posted: 05/23/2008 | Views: 21224 | Comments (74)

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Rescuers Save a Man from Suicide but he Falls Anyway

Things would've been much less complicated if he just slit his jugular in a bathtub.

Category: Shocking

Posted: 04/30/2008 | Views: 33527 | Comments (85)

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Suicidal Man Slips and Gets Nailed by a Fire Truck

He wants to die, then he doesn't wanna die. So just let the firetruck decide.

Category: Accidents

Posted: 04/30/2008 | Views: 51904 | Comments (108)

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Penis Hacked off During Operation

After this ~~guy's~~ person's penis was cured of cancer, a medical mistake led to them hacking it off anyway. Then, to make matters worse, a jury felt that the loss of ~~his~~ penis was only worth $50k. Must've been an all woman jury.