Retard Chops Buddys Foot with Axe
*stands on tree stump* ;
Then says "hehe, now chop me down" ;
*WWWHACK* ;
"Aaaah!!!, I was just joking you Jason Voorhees dumb fuk!" ;
*drops to the ground in agony* ;
"Get away from me you crazy muthafukr!!"
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08/19/2008 4:49am
Horrible Accident on Speedway
At the end the original rider goes back out onto the track. Imagine if he was hit, then another schmo runs out and gets hit, then another and another...
I end up envisioning something that looks like the ending to the movie Rollerball
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08/19/2008 4:07am
Circus Girls Get Badly Injured Attempting a Stunt
How'd they go from four girls on the ring to just three on the floor?![]()
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08/19/2008 3:34am
Chimp Rapes Frog
Kids crying cuz his pet frog got away and leaped right into Chimpy's bachelor pad of love.
That Chimpy's such a zoofan.
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08/15/2008 9:35am
Loser Misses First Question on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
You can tell he knew the phrase was "That's the last straw" when he suddenly "caught himself" and said "oh I mean...".
He just had the "on-stage jitters" and wasn't thinking things through. An absent minded misstep that could happen to anyone, albeit a potentially one million dollar costing misstep.
I'm sure he's kicked himself so many times, he has a hard time sitting down now. ![]()
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12/11/2007 1:09pm
Guy Gets Attacked by a Group of People on the Subway
I can't stop thinking about the girl in the pink jacket and hat, does she have a MySpace? Of course that petite girl would be nothing but a condom on my big schlong.
All those agitated girls could use a little schlong. Heck, I'll impregnate them all. I'm a lover not a fighter, lol. ![]()
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12/10/2007 12:12am

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