Christ

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RANK: 3039 | GROUP: The Janitors

by awwhellnogadammit, May 17 2008 : 3:33am

you remember this one? (when you were on the cross)
-judas...
-yes lord...
- come closer i must tell you something...
- what is it my lord?...
- i can see your house from here!
yeah, i was there,i owned a general's rank. pleased to meet you, (awwhellnogadammit's) my name.
p.s. put a good word in for me.

by Da Bomb, May 16 2008 : 1:41pm

I talk to you often, mostly when shit is about to hit the fan...then I use my power phrase "Jesus mother------- Christ" and you save me again...Thank you Hay sous...see, I speak Mexican too.....

by Joey Trippinani, May 15 2008 : 10:21am

Come fai?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2Z7CL4Cv0

by boobie.bird, May 14 2008 : 10:55am

Wow your kinda grumpy. Did your dad not hug you enough growing up?

by dirty bertie from number 30, May 14 2008 : 9:53am

Oh, dear. What I originally feared was a power trip now turns out to be a God complex.

by boobie.bird, May 14 2008 : 6:04am

Dear Mr. Christ,
Why is it not okay for people of Hindu faith to eat cow, yet you encourage people to eat you. Shouldn't it be the other way around, I mean cannibalism has got to be listed as a sin somewhere in the Bible.
Thank you for your time.
BB.

by LineKILLX, May 12 2008 : 2:20pm

In the name of jesus - Who healed the sick and inured and unhealthy
I need a prayer for good health.
Thank you! And god bless!
Lol -

by Red6ixx, May 12 2008 : 11:23am

multiple accounts - tut tut.

by highroller74, May 11 2008 : 9:18pm

I ask for your forgiveness for I have sinned.

by Umbrageous, May 11 2008 : 8:35pm

Hi JC..or CG...whatever I wanted to let you know that through you I saw the light. Something warm came unto me and it was good.
NT is truly blessed by your divine spirit and I feel a presence inside of me which swells and pulsates with my open heart, ejaculating the seed of holy love into my sinful, bad, bad self
Here is why I personally like the concept of the JC parody (and lets face it, "The life of Brian" was an all time great) Expressed through a comment reply
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Umbrageous on May 11 08 : 10:25pm wrote:
Calang on May 10 08 : 7:13pm wrote:Toby, I don't mind too much. He made me chuckle a few times. But this A$$HOLE, is like a thorn in my side. I'm not a religious person, but I have a certain degree of respect for things that people deem sacred. For this prick to impersonate and belittle someone like Christ is by my standards insolent, arrogant, aborrhent and repulsive. And I "pray" from the bottom of my dark stony ice cold heart that Jesus kicks his ass, and kicks it good.My brothers and sisters can I get an Amen?Why should Christ be above parody? Because someone else said he was the son of god?...Give humanity a fucking break! -Personally I find it abhorrent that people tell us we can't insult religions and their "man-deemed-sacred cows". "Why not?" You may ask. "Just because you can't" is the childish reply.-Christ is funny. Toby got old after 2 posts. I call upon Christ (the Janitor of souls ), To continue to post.-So it shall be written. So it shall be done!