ARiES

NAME: Aries

LOCATION: Stamford CT | AGE: 20

PROFILE VIEWS: 958 | MEDIA RATED: 1 | COMMENTS: 24

RANK: 3139 | GROUP: The Janitors

Entire Crowd Beats Down Criminal

This crowd turns faster than Nickelback opening at a Rise Against show. more

(89) | category: Fights | views: 54275 | posted on: 09/18/2009

Cute Girl Removes Bra to Show Off Enormous Boobs

I would motorboat those boobs until my neck fell off. more

(59) | category: Sexy | views: 251895 | posted on: 04/26/2009

Insanely Large Natural Breasts Released From Business Casual

The only work that would ever get done in that office would absolutely get me fired and sued. But with a body like that what do you expect??? more

(47) | category: Sexy | views: 69361 | posted on: 05/09/2009

Apache Helicopter Stalks And Obliterates Suicide Bomber

An Iraqi insurgent steals a fuel truck to use in a suicide bombing. Little did he know the US Air Force was stalking his every last move. more

(98) | category: Cool | views: 90703 | posted on: 11/02/2008

Fart Slaps Are Sweeping the Nation

Beware of the "fart slap" as I can see it really catching on across the nation. Friend #1 slaps you in the face while you sleep, then Friend #2 farts in your mouth. more

(18) | category: Funny | views: 28203 | posted on: 04/12/2006

News Reporter Makes A Complete Idiot Of Himself

And that will definitely be his career-defining moment without a doubt. more

(73) | category: Funny | views: 52578 | posted on: 07/12/2007

Brilliant SWAT Prank Scares the Piss Out of Kids

If they really wanted to make it believable, they should've shot a couple of 'em. Just in the leg though. more

(54) | category: Funny | views: 63520 | posted on: 07/25/2007

Insane Kid Amazingly Splatters Himself on the Wall

In a strange way, this is actually one of the most impressive things I've seen in a long time. One of the dumbest too, but still impressive. more

(46) | category: Funny | views: 76202 | posted on: 08/15/2007

Skaters Finally Have an Answer for Security Guards

This kid later did a kickflip off the liberty bell and rolled a joint with the declaration of independence...and no one bothered him. more

(119) | category: Funny | views: 97141 | posted on: 03/11/2008

Midget Wrestler Slides Across the Ring on his Face

This is hilarious. Mostly because he can't get on any of the rides at Disney World. more

(100) | category: Funny | views: 51897 | posted on: 03/19/2008

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Entire Crowd Beats Down Criminal

This crowd turns faster than Nickelback opening at a Rise Against show.

Category: Fights

Posted: 09/18/2009 | Views: 54275 | Comments (89)

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Cute Girl Removes Bra to Show Off Enormous Boobs

I would motorboat those boobs until my neck fell off.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 04/26/2009 | Views: 251895 | Comments (59)

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Insanely Large Natural Breasts Released From Business Casual

The only work that would ever get done in that office would absolutely get me fired and sued. But with a body like that what do you expect???

Category: Sexy

Posted: 05/09/2009 | Views: 69361 | Comments (47)

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Apache Helicopter Stalks And Obliterates Suicide Bomber

An Iraqi insurgent steals a fuel truck to use in a suicide bombing. Little did he know the US Air Force was stalking his every last move.

Category: Cool

Posted: 11/02/2008 | Views: 90703 | Comments (98)

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Fart Slaps Are Sweeping the Nation

Beware of the "fart slap" as I can see it really catching on across the nation. Friend #1 slaps you in the face while you sleep, then Friend #2 farts in your mouth.

Category: Funny

Posted: 04/12/2006 | Views: 28203 | Comments (18)

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