He probably should've just punched her. Not sure why, but given his anger, it was most likely a good enough reason.

Posted: 06/11/2008  | Views: 279793  | Comments (91)

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If this just happens 750 million more times, China's population will officially be under control.

Posted: 06/21/2008  | Views: 277897  | Comments (224)

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You can't realistically introduce a drumsticks-only bucket of chicken and not expect some sort of chaos.

Posted: 06/15/2008  | Views: 201127  | Comments (167)

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After 2 decades, the fall of communism finally got the best of her.

Posted: 06/27/2008  | Views: 145765  | Comments (108)

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I'd like to feel bad for this kid, but he really was being an asshole to that wall.

Posted: 06/09/2008  | Views: 142035  | Comments (179)

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Wow, this is the most ridiculous catch ever. Unless it's fake, then fuck the bitch.

Posted: 06/22/2008  | Views: 140086  | Comments (150)

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I hope they weren't celebrating the death of the sniper that obviously isn't dead.

Posted: 06/30/2008  | Views: 132562  | Comments (142)

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So if you kill your opponent, you still win, right?

Posted: 06/06/2008  | Views: 124227  | Comments (64)

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What could've possibly gone wrong? They just tested all the bolts in 1996.

Posted: 06/14/2008  | Views: 121733  | Comments (87)

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Even if Hepatitus is the only thing he contributes to society, you still gotta feel bad for him.

Posted: 06/29/2008  | Views: 121571  | Comments (112)

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I've been trying to decide lately whether to take karate or continue to simply sit in my computer chair all day. Looks like I have my answer.

Posted: 06/05/2008  | Views: 113921  | Comments (96)

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This is so racist. I'm gonna go cry now and start an organization.

Posted: 06/10/2008  | Views: 103301  | Comments (191)

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Everyone who wrecks should just so happen to be a TV crew like these guys. Awesome footage.

Posted: 06/09/2008  | Views: 101000  | Comments (140)

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This is sad, but if you just pretend it's Bullwinkle, it eases the pain.

Posted: 06/15/2008  | Views: 99736  | Comments (124)

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Greyhound is actually offering this with each trip for an additional charge. 20% off if you pick a girl with AIDS.

Posted: 06/27/2008  | Views: 98130  | Comments (71)

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When the boyfriend first finds the drunk driving chick, he wants to kill her. But oddly enough, he wants to date her by the end.

Posted: 07/03/2008  | Views: 95477  | Comments (156)

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Cool fight, but their spines would disintegrate at the hands of Steven Seagal.

Posted: 06/21/2008  | Views: 95326  | Comments (135)

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Slots are boring anyway. I've got 500 monopoly dollars saying he's out at least another 10 minutes.

Posted: 06/07/2008  | Views: 93649  | Comments (54)

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