Usually girls are more discrete about liking it in the face.

Posted: 12/22/2007  | Views: 548136  | Comments (157)

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Since it was a female cop that did the choking, feminists couldn't figure out who to blame. So they just went back to eating each other.

Posted: 05/09/2008  | Views: 417810  | Comments (225)

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Nothing makes a peanut butter sandwich taste better than two 80 year olds fucking in the park.

Posted: 05/20/2008  | Views: 401435  | Comments (106)

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The 19th hole is always the easiest.

Posted: 04/06/2008  | Views: 391285  | Comments (70)

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If you thought "glass jaw" was a figure of speech, watch this. And listen, too.

Posted: 05/07/2008  | Views: 375335  | Comments (171)

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Seriously, the guy she's cheating with looks identical to the guy she's dating. If you have a corn rows, there's a good chance you can have your way with this chick.

Posted: 11/06/2007  | Views: 354554  | Comments (126)

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Fornication AND defecation? Now that's a party.

Posted: 01/27/2008  | Views: 346265  | Comments (80)

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If this just happens 750 million more times, China's population will officially be under control.

Posted: 06/21/2008  | Views: 342080  | Comments (235)

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Hopefully they haven't filled her old job at Wal Mart. Because pole dancing obviously isn't gonna work out.

Posted: 03/17/2008  | Views: 321926  | Comments (88)

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He probably should've just punched her. Not sure why, but given his anger, it was most likely a good enough reason.

Posted: 06/11/2008  | Views: 312494  | Comments (91)

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Suicide attempts are almost always a cry for attention. It works especially well if you happen to be a hot girl not wearing underwear.

Posted: 07/10/2008  | Views: 308481  | Comments (112)

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Granted, I failed biology 7 years in a row, but this just doesn't seem right.

Posted: 05/29/2008  | Views: 304928  | Comments (132)

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I don't really know what to think of this...so I just won't.

Posted: 06/02/2008  | Views: 293194  | Comments (104)

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Wow. She should definitely team up with the girl from yesterday...and do absolutely nothing pole dance related.

Posted: 03/18/2008  | Views: 280382  | Comments (139)

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Before she failed the drug test Paris Hilton was a shoe in for the Gold medal.

Posted: 08/05/2008  | Views: 257344  | Comments (68)

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When she gets pink eye in the next couple of days, hopefully she realizes burying her head in a shit-filled toilet might have something to do with it.

Posted: 12/05/2007  | Views: 248354  | Comments (65)

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In the movies, the bottle always breaks so easily. In real life, it just fucking hurts.

Posted: 05/08/2008  | Views: 233261  | Comments (91)

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When the boyfriend first finds the drunk driving chick, he wants to kill her. But oddly enough, he wants to date her by the end.

Posted: 07/03/2008  | Views: 229218  | Comments (181)

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