If this just happens 750 million more times, China's population will officially be under control.

Posted: 06/21/2008  | Views: 314321  | Comments (230)

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Suicide attempts are almost always a cry for attention. It works especially well if you happen to be a hot girl not wearing underwear.

Posted: 07/10/2008  | Views: 257487  | Comments (107)

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When the boyfriend first finds the drunk driving chick, he wants to kill her. But oddly enough, he wants to date her by the end.

Posted: 07/03/2008  | Views: 209589  | Comments (179)

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I hope they weren't celebrating the death of the sniper that obviously isn't dead.

Posted: 06/30/2008  | Views: 187760  | Comments (145)

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After 2 decades, the fall of communism finally got the best of her.

Posted: 06/27/2008  | Views: 182949  | Comments (109)

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She could be reporting on a plague that's in the process of wiping out 2/3 of the population, and only her tits would matter.

Posted: 07/06/2008  | Views: 173077  | Comments (103)

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Wow, this is the most ridiculous catch ever. Unless it's fake, then fuck the bitch.

Posted: 06/22/2008  | Views: 150757  | Comments (151)

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Yeah, sometimes I get human life confused with inanimate objects too. Stupid prick.

Posted: 07/04/2008  | Views: 149551  | Comments (187)

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Even if Hepatitus is the only thing he contributes to society, you still gotta feel bad for him.

Posted: 06/29/2008  | Views: 148239  | Comments (113)

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Greyhound is actually offering this with each trip for an additional charge. 20% off if you pick a girl with AIDS.

Posted: 06/27/2008  | Views: 132469  | Comments (73)

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This video is apparently old, but I've never seen it. And if my Internet-obsessed, pathetic loser ass hasn't, then maybe you haven't either.

Posted: 06/28/2008  | Views: 114867  | Comments (124)

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Where he lacks brains, he makes it up with balls.

Posted: 07/05/2008  | Views: 110079  | Comments (66)

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Cool fight, but their spines would disintegrate at the hands of Steven Seagal.

Posted: 06/21/2008  | Views: 105161  | Comments (141)

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I can't speak Russian, but I'm pretty sure that means he's not welcome.

Posted: 07/13/2008  | Views: 94848  | Comments (73)

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The bad news is your neck is broken and your recovery is going to be very painful. The good news is you're a paraplegic and you can't feel anything below your ears!

Posted: 07/15/2008  | Views: 94101  | Comments (148)

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It's hot until you think about all the AIDS dripping from that pole she's fucking.

Posted: 07/12/2008  | Views: 93751  | Comments (76)

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He now has a hole in his hand. That opens up some interesting masturbation options.

Posted: 07/14/2008  | Views: 93137  | Comments (129)

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His goal was to jump off the bridge and splatter himself, but he got electrocuted first. Fortunately for everyone, he still splattered himself in the end.

Posted: 06/23/2008  | Views: 92421  | Comments (104)

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