Usually girls are more discrete about liking it in the face.

Posted: 12/22/2007  | Views: 531356  | Comments (155)

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For the first time ever, I wish I was a fake, celebrity-worshiping, superficial psycho whore. Because being involved in this mess of nakedness and catfighting would be nothing short of awesome.

Posted: 07/24/2007  | Views: 503480  | Comments (43)

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Since it was a female cop that did the choking, feminists couldn't figure out who to blame. So they just went back to eating each other.

Posted: 05/09/2008  | Views: 388318  | Comments (224)

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Nothing makes a peanut butter sandwich taste better than two 80 year olds fucking in the park.

Posted: 05/20/2008  | Views: 376994  | Comments (105)

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Seriously, the guy she's cheating with looks identical to the guy she's dating. If you have a corn rows, there's a good chance you can have your way with this chick.

Posted: 11/06/2007  | Views: 348267  | Comments (121)

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The 19th hole is always the easiest.

Posted: 04/06/2008  | Views: 347135  | Comments (68)

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Fornication AND defecation? Now that's a party.

Posted: 01/27/2008  | Views: 338605  | Comments (77)

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If you thought "glass jaw" was a figure of speech, watch this. And listen, too.

Posted: 05/07/2008  | Views: 337307  | Comments (162)

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Hopefully they haven't filled her old job at Wal Mart. Because pole dancing obviously isn't gonna work out.

Posted: 03/17/2008  | Views: 317257  | Comments (88)

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After seeing this video, actually paying for a car doesn't make sense anymore. Just use a tennis ball and take your pick.

Posted: 02/03/2007  | Views: 296728  | Comments (56)

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Granted, I failed biology 7 years in a row, but this just doesn't seem right.

Posted: 05/29/2008  | Views: 293478  | Comments (129)

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He probably should've just punched her. Not sure why, but given his anger, it was most likely a good enough reason.

Posted: 06/11/2008  | Views: 279782  | Comments (91)

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If this just happens 750 million more times, China's population will officially be under control.

Posted: 06/21/2008  | Views: 277853  | Comments (224)

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Wow. She should definitely team up with the girl from yesterday...and do absolutely nothing pole dance related.

Posted: 03/18/2008  | Views: 274476  | Comments (139)

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I don't really know what to think of this...so I just won't.

Posted: 06/02/2008  | Views: 272924  | Comments (103)

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Well, this is one way to get out of a ticket. Too bad it only works if you're Barbie Cummings.

Posted: 05/21/2007  | Views: 271686  | Comments (42)

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This same thing happened to me this past Saturday. Seriously, these dogs just aren't into beastiality anymore.

Posted: 03/05/2007  | Views: 257513  | Comments (66)

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I'm not even sure she has tourettes. She just seems like a LIMP DICK FAG CUNT FUCKER! Sorry..

Posted: 02/19/2007  | Views: 245003  | Comments (72)

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