Nothing makes a peanut butter sandwich taste better than two 80 year olds fucking in the park.

Posted: 05/20/2008  | Views: 148440  | Comments (87)

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They don't show the aftermath of the guy's body, but it probably looks like a cross between dirty laundry and my aunt's meat loaf.

Posted: 05/15/2008  | Views: 124353  | Comments (102)

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It would've been better if they found Jimmy Hoffa, but whatever.

Posted: 05/19/2008  | Views: 87958  | Comments (123)

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Apparently, as the father, only he should be kissing his daughter.

Posted: 05/18/2008  | Views: 81343  | Comments (107)

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At which point of "get in the fetal position and put this board on your back" did he not realize this was fucking stupid?

Posted: 05/18/2008  | Views: 80552  | Comments (95)

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Bob Barker would've gave her 9 quick jabs and jizzed on her face. She should be banned from even watching game shows after this.

Posted: 05/16/2008  | Views: 65733  | Comments (104)

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If police really want to crack down on drugs, they should obviously carry a trout.

Posted: 05/16/2008  | Views: 60575  | Comments (83)

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Ball one. Get up, pansy.

Posted: 05/17/2008  | Views: 50560  | Comments (93)

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If I ever get into a fight, remind me to spike the other dude's Fruit Punch with whatever this guy is on.

Posted: 05/16/2008  | Views: 49873  | Comments (82)

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His skills includes hand-to-hand combat, advanced weaponry training, and swatting remote control helicopters out of the sky.

Posted: 05/20/2008  | Views: 48715  | Comments (109)

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The only thing they didn't do was kick him in the nuts. No wait, they did that too.

Posted: 05/19/2008  | Views: 47025  | Comments (102)

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If a video could be mentally retarded, it would be this one.

Posted: 05/16/2008  | Views: 46805  | Comments (78)

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In 10 years, when she has a successful singing career and he's serving his 3rd year in prison for domestic abuse, he'll regret this.

Posted: 05/18/2008  | Views: 46725  | Comments (93)

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I used to think it was wrong to do these things to your kids, but now if I ever have a kid, I'm going to pull some great pranks. Like I might buy her a puppy and then throw it in front of traffic.

Posted: 05/17/2008  | Views: 44973  | Comments (91)

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Don't be fooled by how he looks. He's still a dude under all that vagina.

Posted: 05/21/2008  | Views: 44037  | Comments (111)

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You can find him on the side of the road next to the dead possums in a week.

Posted: 05/18/2008  | Views: 43545  | Comments (76)

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If I ever upgrade my Pinto to something a little nicer, remind me not to buy it in red.

Posted: 05/17/2008  | Views: 41753  | Comments (64)

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It's just a knife, not a skateboard. Leave him alone.

Posted: 05/18/2008  | Views: 41219  | Comments (79)

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