If you thought "glass jaw" was a figure of speech, watch this. And listen, too.

Posted: 05/07/2008  | Views: 207637  | Comments (146)

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Since it was a female cop that did the choking, feminists couldn't figure out who to blame. So they just went back to eating each other.

Posted: 05/09/2008  | Views: 175194  | Comments (194)

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I did the same exact thing yesterday. My grandma and her bingo partner are still pissed at me. (Note: We know about the ads with sound and we're working on removing them. Sorry.)

Posted: 05/06/2008  | Views: 105066  | Comments (126)

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It took the cop on duty 19 minutes to realize he wasn't watching Death Warrant on TBS.

Posted: 05/06/2008  | Views: 86462  | Comments (157)

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If he would've watched Over the Top, he would be fully aware all you need is a centimeter of extra grip and you automatically win.

Posted: 05/08/2008  | Views: 67674  | Comments (83)

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In the movies, the bottle always breaks so easily. In real life, it just fucking hurts.

Posted: 05/08/2008  | Views: 59393  | Comments (83)

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This is pretty amazing. Fuck off, Magic Eye.

Posted: 05/10/2008  | Views: 56946  | Comments (99)

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Yeah, but when they later compared his IQ to the treadmill's, he just edged it out. Take that, treadmill!

Posted: 05/06/2008  | Views: 56239  | Comments (93)

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Real bullets are probably cheaper than rubber bullets, so in the name of frugality, they should've killed this man.

Posted: 05/07/2008  | Views: 52244  | Comments (71)

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When the budget is tight and you have to get your stuntmen from the PF Changs kitchen, this stuff tends to happen.

Posted: 05/11/2008  | Views: 50786  | Comments (77)

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With skills like that, he'll be eating Ravioli through a straw in no time.

Posted: 05/11/2008  | Views: 48269  | Comments (69)

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This dog is a dream come true for Korean restaurants.

Posted: 05/06/2008  | Views: 47119  | Comments (50)

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Fidel retires, then Jason gets kicked off Idol, and now this. Sucks to be a Castro.

Posted: 05/11/2008  | Views: 46680  | Comments (107)

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At the very end, I'm pretty sure he's being raped and/or eaten alive.

Posted: 05/08/2008  | Views: 46377  | Comments (111)

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Beastiality fans are pissed. This was a great opportunity for a threesome.

Posted: 05/07/2008  | Views: 44705  | Comments (143)

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This is why my mom still breastfeeds me. My bones are strong as a mule.

Posted: 05/07/2008  | Views: 42805  | Comments (77)

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She suffered a brain injury from this and, during the corrective surgery, they sewed a glove in her head and she died. Not really.

Posted: 05/06/2008  | Views: 42368  | Comments (63)

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Cool. Maybe this guy can do something about their 21% AIDS rate too.

Posted: 05/06/2008  | Views: 41833  | Comments (103)

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