"i'm almost in 12th place...i'm almost in 12th place..."

He SPOKE to soon.

no no- (patting Tapeworm on the shoulder in agreement) it's good!

fender bender......bommer.

Easy mistake to make, its only a tonn plus of bulky metal

Ummm Biker No Cyclist yes....stupid one but still a Cyclist

Maybe he thought the slipstream would slice him through the car

what kinda peice of crap car that was,, the biker wrote off the whole boot on that car,, ha ha , if the car was that bad how bad was the biker,

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Obviously, the least said the better.

You and I both know how genuine that +10 is, tape. I know who's responsible. It's the same punk that keeps creating accounts to start shit with everybody. He often ends his sentences with, 'you piece of shit' and 'pal'.

Dont you wish he rides a bike?

I imagine he does ride a bike...with training wheels.

you're talking to tapeworm about "genuine" vote counts? hilarious!

Hello little fish. I see you couldn't resist taking the bait. Dangle a worm in front of your nose and sure enough you couldn't help but bite.
So multiple accounts is it? OK...Lets play this one out shall we.
Perhaps you might like to take a look in my SB and tell me who, out of all the well wishers are the fake accounts. Chances are most of them have voted for me at some time or another...And for your information COTD is actually a pain in the ass, always has been, since it was introduced. It causes more bad feeling and petty jealousy than anything else here...Christ knows! and we've been through all this before, but if you want it scrapped have a word with Brian, I'm sure you will have some support and you will hear no objections from me....And finally, and I hope I don't cause any offense to my fellow NTers...Winning this so called COTD, is a like wearing the proverbial albatross. You have to spend ages replying to everyone who voted for you...Of course you wouldn't know this. Would you?
Apologies to all for the rant...

Well said, BRO.

is meant for deleting the comment.

Thanks Tool. But any comment that was bogusly run up by some prick with a bug up his ass should be deleted if it appears that comment is on par for COTD. It's not a rule, just an opinion.

it got my vote i was hoping it would get cotd

@ Pume, I feel your pain Bro...and you know where I'm coming from, hahaha! But in this case I'm not so sure those aren't real. It may have just struck some of us as funny and well expressed. Wait a minute, you're not trying to get out of buying a round, are you?

fag sport

would have been better if they had pulled the driver out of the car and let all the bikers errrrr. cyclists run him over

All the beaner's ear's in that trunk are ringing.

"...yeah, we can still hear your mom screaming, 'harder wetbacks, more!"
seriously though, i once had a girlfriend whose ex- had a 12 inch dick. So i had to fuck her three times just to keep up!

Cyclists...

All those roids finally made him blind

if he did this P)))))))) it wouldnt of happend

Tour De Farce

top gear will go to any lengths to prove that cars really are the best node of transport!!

Bloody noisy country. Must be South America somewhere.

dis mia. thằng ngu

You sucky sucky long time....Nam Tram Dong?

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i have translated the incessant horn honking by the scooter guy -
"MOVE! MOVE, YOU FUCKING MORON, BEFORE ANOTHER DUMB-ASSED BIKER SMASHES INTO YOUR CAR!"

I hate these men-in-spandex bicycling jerk offs.
I hope he's fucking dead.
Some day I'll hit (by accident, of course)one of those liberal "saving the world by riding my bike to work" assholes & if nobody sees me I'm not stopping-either way I'll be laughing my ass off.
They can't add a charge for laughing, can they?

@" if nobody sees me I'm not stopping-either way" ... this is how I feel about carjackers, when in the state's I keep a 9mm in between my seat's to make them listen to their ear's ringing while they bleed, left where they fall. Like woesie said, not a surface of a feeling is the least bit scratched....

Jesus Christ. Where do you stay Chicago?

is this the start of a new friendship between you two

@ggallin1 "Jesus Christ. Where do you stay Chicago?" ... close
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@pink, not really, ggallin1 thinks political history unravels coincidentally, I think anything that happens politically has been planned that way including the many bad things that happen to America.

if they would just limit their activities to the official races, everything would be fine. In daylie traffic, in the middle of the road, not paying attention to traffic rules or all the cars, they really suck ass.
Everytime i have to fumble one of those dickheads spandex' out of my ram, i m getting angry looks.

Hey don't take this wrong way cunt but with your attitude I hope you get run over crossing the street and a piece of glass cuts your jugular vein and you end up laying on the street choking on your own blood you shit eater.

@spook - you talking to the wall again?

Yeah sorry bud bad habit of mine. Cheers

Is that better?

well I get called cunt all the time, especially a racist cunt, so your comment raised a flag. It's ok, don't get me wrong, cunt is good, and racist cunt sublime. At least you're humble.

Oh hell no OnlyOneOre that cunt was meant for that ass wipe ggallin 1.

Well he is definately on the cyc(sick)LIST now!!!
definately of sick tomorrow!!

GG maybe air bags on bikes too.

That was awesome! Did a lot more damage to the car than I had first thought. hehehehehehehehe

and why was the road not closed to traffic,parked or not

If they have enough riders left they may put the no cars rule in place next year.....

I wonder how many times he rear ends stuff.

usually you try to avoid the car..not run straight into it

he was on the right path!!!!!!

Open your eyes jackass

musta been a chinese jackass

"Dumass biker" what a bullshit thing to say - he's in the middle of a road race for heavens sake - the least you expect is for the road to be cleared of cars

I hate those fucker that drive in traffic and wear those stupid fucking vodafone outfits. You're riding a freakin ten speed.

A nice 27 MPH slam against the car, i blame both. One for having the eyesight of a shrew, and the other clown for parking in the worst place possible.

I remember when i got hit by a parked car. It was right after a drive by punching

The eyes in your ass,,,,!

what car?

THOSE ARE PRETTY HIGH DOLLAR BUMPER TO REPLACE......

STFU HE ZIGGED WHEN HE SHOULDA ZAGGED!!!

THERE IS NO PARKING IN THE RED ZONE... THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING OF PASSENGERS..ONCE AGAIN THERE IS NO PARKING IN THE RED ZONE...

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS SIGN THEN YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!"
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To hell with a COTD! I'm numero uno!

Headshot !!!

it's not like he was winning the fucking race... so who gives a shit...

how many times did i pancake into a parked car on a bike and no one but my drunk uncle came out to hit me for fuckin up the guys car....no one ever came out to help me.........
baggage handlers olympic game luggage throw!!!

DId the camera man get hit too??

That guy in the car should get an arse whooping...

at least he left a dent in that race!

Is dumbass bike vs poorly parked car died?

fast as fuck but blind as a bat....

should have gone to specksavers.

I guess that hurts, but cycling?? nah, that's still girly, hitting a car that hard does not get respect from me

It wasn't the car's fault ... bikers need to obey the rules of the road as if they were driving too

Want some Get some

Thats my line chicky... Want some Get some

Dumbass driver !! no ?

is he okey ?

he`s got the boot.

so who gets the ticket?
the guy that rear ended the car or the car?

scullion08

You know this is the only website on the internet fit for a president.
I thought I'd just let you people know that

Nice fuckin' dent!

Stay on the sidelines if you don't have your head in the race.

How did he not see that car in front of him? He rode full speed into it.

Biker got owned

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts"

"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts"

Anyone looking for one night stand?
go to: http://www.69matcher.com

Nope. Tried it once and your Mom wasn't all that great.

fuck cyclists. love nothingtoxic(and wu tang)

hehehehhehehe that was the funniest shit ever !!!!!!!

Are they racing cars or bike's.

aih, de puta madre

I hope the goddam sonofabitch cocksucker broke his fucking head! And I hope that the car & its occupants are OK.

What the black car are doing here

Tell me that was a broad getting out of that car, no self respecting man would be caught dead wearing a lime green shirt and straw hat.
@FuckToi151 can you repeat that in English?

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its at Colombia tour cycling, unorganized race

Kinda look's like the "MEXICO" bicycle accident?

what an ear... thats europe, not america
mexico=america
spain=europe
go back to school LUVDICK!

Bahahahaha!

haha i fuckin h8 those spandex wearin fags

I think most of you are jealous because you can't wear spandex while cycling because your ass cheeks would hang over the seat like a couple of saddle bags!

Chevy drivers are as mentally bankrupt as GM itself.

Hahahaha the guy wanted to help, but everyone was like get the fuck out! hahaha

fucking cunt muffin

its a bicyclicst not a biker you dumb fuck.

Who gives a bikers fuck?

dumb fuck driver & dumb fuck biker
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women park anywhere they want

There is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps
about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still
struggling, just FYI.

QUE GONORREAS TAN COLOMBIANOS!! HAHAHA

Wtf ... I cant understand nothin their sayin... cept the BANG... that I understood.

damn ! that guy with the black car ...! wtf is was doing there ?????

ouch is universal lol wat ah dumb ass

homie was just makin his move

Shut the fuck up.