G strings for the G force.

Brings new meaning to riding the Big One.

Now thats a fucking lot of seats to sniff.

we call people like that a "snegger" (a seat sniffer)
@vid,at 2$ a ride,i would

I would damage both of their chocolate starfishes!!!!
Luckyly they have lingerie on,ohterwise those
'salmon flaps/beef curtains' would be slapping them in the face with alot of force,

Could you imagine trying to have a sensible conversation with one of those bimbos? It'd be like banging your head against a wall.

Welcome to my world.

You've got hold of the wrong end of the stick, buddy. The idea is to get their heads, and the bedhead, banging against the wall. But, then again, I've never been much of a conversationalist.

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ANY CHANCE OF OREDERING 2 OF THESE SLUTS TO BLOW ME

yup, knock yourself out, you can order them all day long...

http://www.partypeeps2000 .com/members/gigg....like .that/more

I love boobs.

This is from my new DVD called Big'Uns Gone Wild.

F'n Stupid.
Bathing suit tops show more
and slip more.

Wow imagine if that carshed !!!
Lot of waisted silicon
BRIAN ...BRIAN...BRIAN...FUCK MAN !!!
STOP THE CHICK THING !!! YOU WILL NEVER GET MIKE TO CHANGE!!!!!!

Where's Rocco to ATM all of them?

musta of been a bra commercial. Not one boob popped out.

My avi is better than that shit!

Your Avi is grosser than shit.

Hey, Dash171! You leave MachuPichu alone. He is my sensei and I would lay down my life for him - well, 10 cents, there's no point going overboard. He welcomed me into hallowed portals of Nothing Toxic and instructed me in their arcane rituals. I live my life according to his teachings, and I am a better person for it. It is true the old git is getting a bit doddery in his dotage and doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground, but that does not mean you can disrespect him. You have been warned!!!
P.S. I hope the above makes sense. There's a Beer Festival on at the local and I've been being festive since 11 o'clock this morning. Set 'em up Joe. One more for my baby and one more for the road.

Dash, you are gay! Sorry, but it's just that simple!
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sadbastard, you didn't have to choose a username that described you perfectly. BTW as long as your putting 10 cents on the floor for me, why don't you pull down your pants and see if I can't tell the difference between your hole and an a hole on the ground! Who knows, you just might enjoy it!
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Thus concludes lesson #2 Don't ever turn your back on your sensei!

Sensei a.k.a. MachuPichu. Yet again I bow my head in shame for my youthful impetuosity. How I wish I had the knowledge and wisdom the advancing years have granted you. With regard to the Second Lesson, I would drop my draws and bend over in front of you without a moments hesitation. You are the last person on N.T. I would have to worry about. Us hetrosexuals have to stick together - there doesn't seem to be many of us left.
Anyway, I'm back off to the pub. You have yourself a good weekend.

I fuckin' love it! This is the funniest shit i have ever heard. anyway: sensei, sadbastard: nice to meet you, I am Shifu TRUONE. Teacher of violence (and juggling). And lifelong

one girl had real boobs, i think

American girls are ugly European girls are hot and you all know that's true,check your fantasies fucking wankers

and you dont get pussy from either. stupid fuckin dick hole.

Dear TTough,
Heaven forfend that I should be thought pedantic, but is not 'fucking wanker' what may be considered 'a contradiction in terms'? If one is indulging in the failing of Onan, how could one be, simultaineously, involved in sexual congress? Further more, if one is enjoying the delights of copulation, why, and how, would one masturbate?
I would appreciate you erudite observations on this conundrum.

Brit girls all have teeth like a damn garden rake. Takes 'em two fucking passes to eat an ear of corn. Comes from all that island inbreeding.

... Even though they all have great teeth in this vid.
Admit it, you're just jealous because all americunt girls are either fat, or have to have a ton of surgery before they look half decent.
And funny you mention inbreeding, because you're probably a redneck and your mother is probably also your sister.

So much pussy; so little time.

I'll never get back those 55 seconds..thank you NT...

No nip slip?

Give em the ole double loop followed up with a single corkscrew

Nice paint job on those trains.

check this out!
http://munchanator.mybrut e.com

thats what i call some high flyin pussy now find ur ways back to the kitchen i want me a sandwich and some pussy later so oil up bitch im goin to go deep up in that thick cunt!!!
baggage handlers often train for the Olympics by hurling overweight baggage to develop upper body strength!!!

STFU "NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS"

Dear sadbastard
The contradiction "fucking wankers" is just a term you dumb Americans have invented and understand that's why I used it Furthermore, you do not enjoy the delights of screwing a hot European girl but do wish that you do therefor you get your "boner" and thus you wank
p.s. please do not use phrases out of the Bible nt is not the place for that
excuse me if my English is not that good but at least i speak a different language besides Dutch,German and French
And then again i don't hate or dislike Americans you are our grown up kids who like to kick at mom and dad

Dear TTough,
Thank you for your explanation - you have cast light upon the darkness and I see things much clearer now. I am indebted to you. Have a nice weekend.
P.S. Your English is very good, and if it is a second language, it is excellent.

Too bad they didn't teach you correct punctuation at that retarded school you attended in your lederhosen. You probably would have made a great stewardess on flights to San Francisco, you 'tard.

Thank "god" for Hot girls in lingerie and women underwear

thank god for women Po

c'mon,we gota stop them from flopin

Nice theme park

I was hoping to see with tits jiggle about

Asshole

Now just exactly was the point of that stupid shit? If they were naked, it would've been more fun to watch. Not a brain cell in the lot of them.

Amusement parks rule!
Roller Coasters are cool!

Good thing they had a spokesbitch, or we wouldn't understand anything that came out of their pie holes. I'm with Jack Straw, even though he's an asshole, not a brain cell in the crowd. Stupid stunt.

I love rollercoasters, but I almost threw up watching this...

hehehehehhehe u muther fuckers are funny ......heheheheh

come one! this wasn't funny nor hot, screaming girls and rollercoasters are a bad combo for my pants

there is some wobble going on there

Well thank you sadbasterd for it is a second language for me. You to have a fantastic weekend with lots of fantasies,
don't forget to use a hanky.

Dear TTough,
Thank you for the good advice my friend. LMAO!

i dont care how fast there going i would off had my lock on them nipples. i would have been sucking there tit inside out.

Anyone looking for one night stand?
go to: http://www.69matcher.com

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Okay....

lotta nice pussy there

go away.