DAMN!!! SPILT MY COFFEE!!!

dam almost got the ding dongs to fall. one more time.

Benny Hill would be so pissed right now for useing his music on this FATASS bitch.if youre going to steal his music at least put some hot looking women with it

i think we can now safely add glucoma to her list of growing health issues, 1)obesity, 2)heart disease 3)diabetis 4)ugly cow syndrome 5).........

Did you mean: glaucoma

Oh man I messed that up. I meant to make it resemble a google misspell correction with the red text and italicized underlined word but fucked it up.

Now you know how your parents feel. Asshole.

@muffdemon, you forgot drug addiction. You can clearly see 200 Lbs of crack.

She actually fainted. They were out of Ho Ho's.

She tripped over her saggy gut

She got so excited she just couldnt handle it....FOOOOD....

Fat bitch tried to eat the whole refrigerator

vending machine

As soon as she saw food jogged one step and then collapsed,thats her exercise for the week done!

That is one fine woman right there. Get on top of that and you'll never find your way back down.

get under it, and you might never get back out.

Get in it...and... 'Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.'

she is one of those chicks that would grab you by the neck and just shove you feet first into herself

i always believed they should install treadmills in front of these machines,you want it that bad,your going to have to work for it

LMFAO.....I got a visual on that one.....
FUCKING TO FUNNY

<--------Here's a visual

and audio too. I can hear you whistling!

We need to get her on gladiators

Fat ppl should pay more taxes

I agree, a "tamping" tax for compressing the dirt and making the planet smaller.

She was hoping to save a millisecond by diving at her food.

Gotta love the Benny Hill music......it makes the video even more hilarious.

i didnt find it hilarious in the first place

Mr grumpy's come out to play...

She got on her knees to pray and give thanks to the candy gods.

Look close, you can see the Coke machine flashing "tilt".

I thought it said Lilt

Yeah, I noticed that. Did you happen to notice the foot she tripped over? It was mine.

to get on top of that you need an oxygen mask and some base camps

She thought she could eat it all in one bite if it was caught by surprise!

She had a fine anus lol
Q.why do women have legs?
A.have you seen the trail slugs leave?
hemp hemp hemp

I thought it was so they could go to the store and buy me some beer.

as a moth to a flame

If she eats much more, it will be more like a flame to a fart...and I for one, would not want to be around when that lot goes off.

It looks like sugar came from the wound....

LOL! it did look like that

Reminds me of that yo mama joke.
Yo mamas so fat the bitch got cut and bled crisco!

I think she tripped over her own ankles xD

This was actually a double set up. Part one was trip and fall to sue the company. Part two was make the fall into the candy machine to try to knock some twinkies loose. talk about killing two birds with one boulder.

fat? dude that's not fat, we need another adjective to describe her massive size... i mean ffs she wasn't clumsy, that was the force of gravity drawing those 2 huge, bulky, heavy objects (the vending machine and the woman) together...

they should start applying metal bars to vending machines to protect them from fat ppls assaults

Was that her make up shattering or sugar from the many powdered doughnuts she was carrying?

Sorry, but if I saw this happen you would have to call 911 for ME, because I would be laughing my ass off so hard I would have a stroke. I can't help myself. Fat people falling down is simply hysterical. And the harder and more pathetically they fall, the funnier it gets. Man alive, life is good.

dumb bitch

vending machine with plasic carrier bag inside??

Yes well seen!

Thats where all out tax money goes now to FAT ass people who fake injurys at work. Now I suppose she will claim disability for life aswell?

How many times a day you think they have to fill those machines for her....i'd like to be the owner that fool's making bank...

I dont know what squirted out there, But I think the vending machine shit when she tried to tackle it.

Grimace with a FUPA.
F. front
U. upper
P. pussy
A. area

She did not fall she was kneeling to the Oreo gods.

they should downsize the vending machines flap and then see what happens

She thought she could break the glass to get free soda.

How fat is she? When she wears high heals, she strikes oil. (Rodney Dangerfield)

She was probably wearing a helmet the next day!
Thick cunt!

They're going to need the jaws of life to get big purp outta there. It'll be eating anything within flab's distance.

Singing: "You tripped on the rug, but you're to blame. You give lard a bad name."

her face jumped at the food......

There isn't anything to add. The video says it all - again and again and again and ----------
Avatars are for normal, healthy people who have fully developed personalities and are happy with and confident in themselves.

Gawd that music gets and a . She didn't even try to get change. Just dropped, and tried to Chew her way through the glass.

Looks like a fat english sheep-shagging slag I know in London.

Like a sow to a trof... damn, looks like she couldn't even lift her fat legs to walk.

FAT PEOPLE ARE FUNNY, BUT IN THIS CASE SHE NEEDS HELP SHE HAS HAD TO HIT ROCKBOTTOM, IT IS NOT HEALTHY TRYING TO EAT JUNK FOOD NEVERTHE LESS A WHOLE FUCKING VENDING MACHINE. I HATE FAT PEOPLE THEY ARE LIKE THE BLACK PEOPLE OF WHITE PEOPLE!!!

Camera's at your own workplace :')
That's just sad. Sad I tell you.

she should of had a V-8. Wheres all the girls with the big tits chasing Benny Hill around?

SHE HAS A GREAT LAW SUIT NOW. IT IS VERY CLEAR THAT THE CAUTION PAINT ON THE FLOOR IS WAY TO THICK....KIND OF LIKE HER.

i thought she was gonna eat the machine the fat greedy cunt fatty fatty fatty oh im not fat im big boned YEAH LIKE FUCK YOUR A FAT GREEDY CUNT

How long before the food in the machine recovers from the earthquake ?

Is the Fat Female Office Worker that Face Plants into a Vending Machine Died?

Shut the fuck up.

ruffians

some canteen they got there.All i have at my work is a rusty old microwave and a grotty kettle

Looked as if that vender had whole cakes in it, or surprise bags filled with goodies

Gravity (+1)
Obesity (-350lbs)

Wow this video is about one minute to long.

fatass idiot americans

The towns sewing shop is officially out of purple fabric

hahaha disgunsting fat ass. STOP FUCKING EATING YOU PIG!

The vending machine got her revenge after years of the fat women abusing her xD muhahah

god i hate fat chicks

nothing more funny than a fat person falling down

STFU She was just trying to suck the lock off,FAT GIRLS GIVE THE BEST HEAD!!!!!

hmmmmm no wonder she saw that cake in the fridge and lost her balance when she slipped in her saliva!!!
hot days loading the plane makes baggage handlers want to stack baggage to fall on breakable luggage!!!

Fats all folks

OBVIOUSLY NOT HER FIRST VISIT TO THE MACHINES!!!!!

She is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Fuck me, I've seen it all now. The vending machines there actually have carrier bags full of food! They even have to put cctv cameras to stop the fat fuckas robbing the machine

LOL
"Me want foooooood...NOOOOOW..."
Did anyone else's computer shake when she initiated contact with the machine?

Takes a beatin', keeps on eatin'. Man, those fat pigs are disgusting. They never miss an opportunity to chow down. Never get between one of these trucks and her lunch, or risk great bodily injury.

OOOhhh shit...was that Barney or a linebacker 4 the Minnesota Vikings?

Maybe she'll think next time she tries to eat the vending machine whole. Her fat friends are probably laughing at her knowing she forgot the #1 rule, 1 piece at a time

hahaha :D

Fat bitches and vending machines, perfect match

someone taser this fucking fat cunt!...

DELETED

She was mesmerized by the food.

i think the gready fat cow couldent waite to get her fix she dident face plant she was trying to rip the thing open to steal the lot hand her over to the filth so they can practice taseing her.

Shes so fat she doesn't lift her feet when she walks... You can bet that she'll file a lawsuit about the rug though... Typical white trash

most fat girls attack a cream cake like that.

Tragic.
quite tragic.

will headbutt for food.

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i wonder how many people who post on here go home everyday to some fat cow like that.maybe she is rich

She looks like Barney's fat, retarded, sweaty, cheesy thighed, smelly snatch of a sister. "I love food, food loves me...life would be easier without gravity."

Break your face room!
No free pussy washing for you!
Sorry, I don't have a jaws of life.

i dont know witch one was the most painful to watch, the fat women face plants into vending machine or the vending machine getting hit by 400 pound of fat

boring.....who cares?

I care. Asshole.

who im a kidding the fat women part was funny is unfortanatly what happend to the vending machine.

Now we know why there's enough business to support six vending machines in the cafeteria.

she wanted to go inside.. duh?

If I had to make a choice as to whether I would do this fat cow or the fat black cow who got tazed, I think it would be a tough choice.

everyone started running and yelling earthquake! then they see this big barney laying down. and say oh tnak god a fat person just fell.

woof woof

Cheers For the American fat dumb bitches...Munchiz on Mc Donnald creates obesity http://img10.imageshack.u s/i/statueoflibertyameric an.jpg

FAT BITCH

@Pumekuhp
Oh that was you? I just figured that she was so focused on getting to the vending machine that she forgot to think about balancing her load of lard

The orgasm cause by the anticipation of the next
feeding weakend the sow's knee's.

the first sighting of a whale walking on land! it's just a matter of time before national geographic has a special on this.

let's see this fat fuck try to put her hands behind her back...

RUBBER MAT IS SPY. MEDIC

YUMYUM IF I USE MY HEAD MAYBE THE FOOD WILL FALL OUT.. ! music is right, woot!

those coca-cola lockers...

low blood sugar

I love this song

call green peace.

Is the Fat Female Office Worker Who Face Plants into Vending Machine died?

benny hill for the win!!!!!

hahahahaaha loving the benny hill music

WTF

wow she is lovely.. for a feeder

Fat cow cudnt wait for the food

ROFL Funniest shit I've seen in a long time for some reason.

i hate coca cola and fat stupids girls

tripped over her stomach

I now play this one at the bar
over and over to a dance track

was is the track called

benny hill
Well judt search that and you find it.

Notice the glass from the door smashed, you can see the shards fly off to her right.

mmmm.... boring....

LOL alright pls tell me what you call this song

HAHAHAHA stupid fat bitch, I hope she shit her self.

And the funny part is that its not even a vending machine that takes coins that she attacks with her face.....

Fat peice of shit.

Her body was demanding kit kats so badly that it instigated a preemptive strike to break open the machine at the expense of her head. Don't help fatty up, she needs the weight lost that standing up would exert.

after that ibet she went to BK to gita bbigmac and a LG shake

wake up call..............

hahahahahahahahahahahahha hahahah omfg!!

Pwn3d

how the fuck did she fall?!
stupid fat bitch

her mouth wanted it

There is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps
about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still
struggling, just FYI.

she didnt have enough energy to get her tripple whopper and big mac!!!

Maybe the fall knocked some sense into her fat ass. There was a meaning behind it all, you've already eaten a family size bag of ruffles! NO MORE!!

Sometimes, you just gotta let that bag of Doritos go...

haha benny hill! lol like wtf?

fuckin idiot she seen the vending machine and couldnt help but dive fat fuck

OK, mama said if u get nothing nice to say, say nothing.................. ..................

fat fuk hahah bitch was hungry

eeew she's sooo discustingly fat

Because she's so fat do you guys think NASA orbits satellites around her?.

in reality u love fatchicks hm?

haha-funny shit

how do people get so obeast? its fucked lol

tubby buffoon

must of been some nice biscuits in there

Leather swim whattheshit go through items. No sell Yul Brynner happy ending? 5,000 year leather make fart-eye King of Siam. Photoshop yanx bangs,consider sad. Rice Paddy Charlie Delta laundry. NNOOOOO! Jojo

fuck you jojo! are you trying to take control of my bussiness??? fuck no! you ain't shit! I made you you little peace of shit! you can't do this to me! I loved you! doesn't that count?

Gordon,
I hate to tell you this but Jojo is with me now.Sorry, but the bags you sell arn't doin it for her anymore.So Jojo has a new bag now(ME).Don't want any trouble from ya but it's now time to move on. Sorry to break it to you this way. Good luck.

oooh you fuck! I knew it! I hope you are happy kissing the parts of her body that already touched my penis... yeah.. kiss her you big fuck! taste it

It's O.K. I know your hurt, and now your gonna say hurtful things.Belive me, Me and Jojo wish nothing but good for you in the future. However it is time to move on.As a parting gift we'd like to send you a handbag. I hope you enjoy it.