Saves one twin greiving over the loss of the other...both brought into the world the same way, and taken out the same fucking way.

as opposed to you who was shitted out your moms slack ass? harrrrrrr

you cant make them into one just cause they look alike fucken idiot.

I always wanted to do twins.. but not exactly that way

lets get one under your belt first buddy. p.s. youre gay.

Oh look, a retard. PS Loosen your helmet straps.

Double your pleasure....Double your fun.

Two, two, two dents in one.

The driver, got two in the pink and one in the stink...his own stupid ass.

heartless pricks this isn't funny very sad.

well he did indicate, wouldnt wanna break the highway code while ploughing into pedestrains, i dont remember seeing a rule against running people over when i took my theory test

nah, i'm pretty sure it's in the book. you cant hit them on the sidewalks. but if their in the street, they're fair game.
i have trouble remembering the scoring system.

Hey,open your eyes!

Not that easy for a China man.

the look abit like E.T but then Yellow skin.

And there was me thinking they had a red force field

Look both way's when crossing the street and stay out of the red circle.

Painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck, driver eyes to fart eye. ?

Fuck the driver's eyes to make a fart eye! Painful!!!

The driver was blinded by his own fart??? ...and no time to open a window?....So many interpretations here.

this guy is quickly following the legions of near-english speaking NT greats like "the goli".
yanx, i expect more awesome comments from you.

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yeah nothing beats farting drivers eyes i suppose

Only a Straight Flush.... Poker face.

When Andy Gibb speaks, everybody listens...
and tries to figure out what the fuck he's sayin'.
..tape, that is about as good an interpretation as any.

Sure get Tinkle Bell mad at me,the he she will blame me for the nick-name

What!!!...You must be 'Jive Talkin' me...Are you serious? ...Yanxuanjie is really Andy Gibb in disguise?...Oh the 'Tragedy'...I had no idea that Gibb was 'Stayin Alive'.

Andy Gibbs not stayin alive.Only 2 to go

Is the meaning hidden in an age before our nations had names? Or wrong gook?

That accident reminds me of the movie, Two for the Road.
I hope the family of those twins found a two for the price of one burial service.
@ yanxuanjie
What the fuck! are you crazy? Nobody farts thru their eyes, you moron!
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Get a haircut, too!

LOL

I interpreted the driver's "fart eye" to be asshole. In which case he's blinded by having his eye in his ass. Maybe to warm it up or something?

Maybe Arsenik can translate

I give your mother a painful driver fuck...then i fart in her eye...snoogins.

That's how I like asian girl's. two at a time.

Just take two,or else your be hungry again in a half hour.

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everyone is waiting for yanxuanjie to mature

Why so mature! I always keep the young!!!!!! Haha ~

@yanxuanjie
Aren't you the frigging perv!!!
Don't forget to get a haircut. You need one, NOW!!!

Hey ~ you not envy my hairstyle. My hair is not long, why want to cut.. ? The Chinese side popular ha ~

I ENVY you for that frigging wig??? You're killing me!
Look man, you can cut, burn it, I don't really give a shit, just as long as you get rid of it. Can't you see it makes you look totally gay? Hmmm...wait! Nevermind!

Stupid Chink, they said they wanted Won Ton Soup, not One Ton Van.

Well at least my Minnesota Twins took 2 of 3 from the Cubs this weekend in interleague play... (i know im the only one who cares)

nice

These twins not only share genes, but now an intestine, tampon and headstone.

The driver had a fart attack?

yo hammer time

that's the same system they have in Japan - pedestrians are allowed to walk even though cars are turning right. If you are looking towars oncoming traffic then you not going be looking to see if the pedestrians are walking along. Stupid system

It's that red circle again! Once you see it, you're doomed

talk about killing two birds with one stone

hubble I really would hate to look at your avi for too long with a stinking hangover

imagine hoe she feels

unlucky it isnt that yanxuanjie chinese guy Who looks GAY with his female hair.

Hey Gleen....you think he's a flamer..

NO! I'm not gay! I wasn't interested in men, women who are interested in!!!!!! ~ ~ haha ~

Oh, so you're in to barnyard animals, right? PERV!
HAIRCUT!

I've always wanted to do a set of twins!
...well, not like that.

just because i dress like my friends don't make me a twin!!!!

They're probably Siamese twins nows lol.

Two more victims of the Red Circle of Death!!!!

On the bright side.....they couldnt see it coming

apparently wearing a red circle around you doesn't protect you from speeding vans... no wait.... i need more weed....

Need weed? Got some real good shit for sale if you're interested!

I doubt they died...van was going MAYBE 20mph.
Unless he dragged them under the car and sped up to "get away"

duane...Stop pissing on my parade,if I want to think they got creamed don't ruin it with logic.

well the stupid fuck sure had a good enough view to not hit them. Stands to reason he wouldn't understand he was dragging someone.

was one of those twins my other half did died!!!

Is the Twin Female Pedestrians In China that get killed by the reckless van driver Died?

Shut the fuck up.

hello jobless hobo.

Is SingleBoringFatChick4Life Dies ?

How the fuck did he not see them?

They can't see shit with those slanty ass half closed eyes. Besides, they all drive like idiots in China.

in my better-than-theirs-countr y we have special vehicles for street-cleaning

Ok....

mother in law and wife in 1 hit 50 points

Mr Miyagi say; in same time, 50 more born.

If these stupid slanty eyed chinks would open their stupid eyes this wouldn't happen so often. For Crist's sake, open your fucking eyes when it's daytime. Nice hit, though.

Easy target with thatb big target around them

These incidents aren't followed up with prosecution in
China. They just tell the driver to be more careful and
thank him or her for helping keep the population down.

Mowed down like grass.

I pick/harvest my grass

I thought wide slanty eyes would help you see them!

This guy clearly saw them.
I think he was just at that edge and wanted to vent some chinese frustration.

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lol he couldent see left or right!

what is the points to life ?

lets get one under your belt first buddy. p.s. youre gay.
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Look at 00:10.You almost see the one girl look at the other and say wow are we lucky!Damn near got hit by that motorcycle!!

2 grains of rice gone

that van driver should have gone to specsavers

well ya know talking about last nights mu shoo chicken while not paying attention to traffic will do that to ya
make baggage handlers your fried for they determine if your sleeping in 3 days old cloths on your vacation!!!

and just like that, they became Twisted Sister

Aaaaah yes, as usual the uneducated morons are showing their comments.
Hope your chickens turn into emus and kick your shithouse down

your avatar is gay, your comment stupid and the little fella above you with the gyrating dingle is skull fucking you. your life seems hopeless

look left look right N LOOK LEFT AGAIN or seeing as your twins 1 could look each way

They're both died, notice the straps hanging around their shoulder, they were carrying around their unlucky jojo handbags.

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What was the dum f..k in the van doing? Did he stop at all?

The lady driving must have had her eyes closed. freakin japs

I'm guessing there's some spiteful bald guys arpund here...

2 for 1

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THE SLANTY EYED TWINS R SPYS. MEDIC

bye bye

The description is just classic.

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I had a simular occurance once but I stepped back and kicked the hell out of the car as it passed by.

I think it's happen in Taiwan not in china

I think the place is happened in Taiwan

asain/taiwan drivers are useless lol

non driving asshole

my condolences to u jojo....