A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

lmao

Dont comply.....fry

Sounds like Granny was having her first orgasm in years...

After watching the video, KillerDude goes out and buys a 72,000 volt tazer for his wife in an attempt to make up for the years of flaccidness.

Now that's a good idea...

She thought the officer said " Pull your pants out of your crack."

what a fucking robot

job well done officer!

Cops are so dumb these days...Isn't a taser/tazer supposed to be used as somewhat a replacement for a gun? He could have easily forced this woman into cuffs. What a piece of shit.

Pretty much, yeah...

He should have shot the white trash bitch.

c'mon enjay,defend this piece of shit.

http://news.sky.com/skyne ws/Home/video/Dep...athry n_Winkfein

when have i ever defended a cop?
i really hope you were being sarcastic.
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however, how about 4everblue and legohaiden's take on this?

unless you mean the old lady - in which case the old whore was clearly a danger to the officer, and was obviously asking for it.

atleast she starts fresh at jail.

The policeman should have exposed her ample bussoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
hemp hemp hemp

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@ Zorlac LMAO!!!!!!!! i missed that vid lol! hemp hemp hemp

me 2

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like i get she is 72, but like fuck, put u stupid bitch hands behind ur back and dont resist and u wouldnt have gotten whammy timed. you gotta remember this guy deals with solid fuck heads all day and some of them have guns or knives so he is probably sick of fucking around, i say zap the stunned cunt, you cant follow a simple order then dont leave ur house ya fuckin douche

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Slipping a packet of Werther's Originals into her documents didn't cut it with Officer Dibble.

She knew what she was doing so no mercy for this
72year old crack selling young women into prostitution forcing old devil

He should have been able to handle an elderly woman without the tazer. But it's all good. That zap cured her Parkinson's. She actually sent the department a nice 'Thank you' note.

That'll jump start her heart, old bitch will live for another 40 years.

This is what happened to Kathleen Hepburn!
I mean, that is shameful!!!!!

She was just asking for it. He should have used his night stick on her joints.

Shame,is he oing his job.?

bastard. such a rude lady

Comments - 72 Year Old Grand Mother Tazed by Cop
category: Shocking | views: 1692 | posted on: 06/11/2009

Fry the ignorant, belligerent, mouthy senile bitch.
I don't care how old she is.
Drop her, cuff her and stuff her.

She kept saying she was getting back in her car.Hell he did everyone a favor.

Well that must have popped the fuse in her pacemaker.

That's one reason why I carry doughnuts with me!
This is what happend to me after I got pull over for drinking these
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Cop: You were swerving and drinking so I'm tasing ya!
Me: Nonsense officer! I have your favorite snack with me
Cop: Doughnuts! Those irresistible glazed doughnuts? Here! gimme, gimme
Me: I'll give them to you but first you gotta let me go! Deal?
Cop:(after a second of deliberation) Sure son! Just leave these doughnuts with me and you're free to go
Me: Here you go my good officer I'll be on my way now! Bye!
Cop: Whatever!(stuffing his snout) nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom... Delicious! nom, nom, nom, nom.
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Too bad I never told him were those doughnuts came from!
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11891402...ome_E xtra_Icing

LMAO....but there goes that doughnut i was having with my coffee......guess right to these now

he must of had a mean ass grandma....poor old lady tazzers hurt like fuck...

If it hurts when you fuck....you should go see a doctor!

She's "Drunk Shirtless Assholes'" Mom!

"Oh gawd, shes trying to tell me stories about back in her day, ummm shes resisting arrest, yeah now i get to taze her."

He really did anyone a favor.she aimed at the street

Now who's gonna change her diaper? You know she just pissed and shit on her self.
You just can't DEPEND on anyone these days.

oops- You just cant DEPENDS on anyone these days. Yea that's how it goes.

That video sucked

Why did the cop suddenly throw his paper down? Then tazing her could've caused a heart attack. The dude probably just became a cop and REALLY wanted to use his tazer.

SHE SHOULD OF LISTEN TO HIM THE FIRST TIME HE IS THE LAW LOVE THIS VID BUT I HATE COPS FUCK THEM COPS BUT THIS ONE HAD ALL THE RIGHT TO DO WHAT HE HAD TO DO. STUPID OLD LADY SHE SHOULDNT EVEN BE DRIVING

I saw this on the news, the cop thought she was the Big Bad Wolf in disgise

Is the 72 Year Old Grand Mother that gets Tazed by a Cop Died?

Shut the fuck up.

tuhs eht kcuf pu

kcuf ffo!!

Why don't you ask your mom. She'll know.

Big, fat, inbred, abusive cocksucker... cowardly scum like you are why people call cops PIGS.

cops and nothing toxic dont have a good relationship!!! THAT COP SHOULD BE HUNG!!!

Not that I don't think that you are an ignorant ass wipe because I do.....however, I could not agree with you more this time....

That kick started her heart

NORTH AMERICANS

taze her 71 more time's she can take it.. tough old bird!!!

Standard Procedure....his life was clearly in jeopardy.

now if that was my grandma id fucking park on his fucking head ,cant even control an old lady shouldnt be a pig then

Sounds like a cat dieing in the street.

what is he thinking the pussy?

Has The Memories Of My Uncles Running A Train On Me Until I Was 17 ever died?

fucking old people they are discusting and stupid

Wouldn't it have been more dangerous for HER if he had wrestled with her to force her to comply? He could easily have injured her without meaning to, especially if she continued to violently resist like she started to before she was tased.
It's worth considering the possibility that tasering was the safest option to force compliance, since he was arresting her and she was resisting.

Another fat ass cop. Why do they have to be such moronic assholes? Never met a smart one yet. One of the requirements for the job must be thick headed goon. They always seem to have the us against citizen mentality. Where the fuck were they when I needed them? Protect and serve? My ass.

Where is soupcon?

"Arts and crafts time has been extended by another 4 hours today, whats that? your fingers hurt? well now your backs gunna hurt cause you got landscaping duty."

By far the funniest video all day.

This is awful. That cop should never have used his taser. He should have taken out a baton and beat the crap out of her with it.

Real tough Cop He also sould call for Backup ASSHOOOLE.

You need to get off the rroids, my American friends.

i love my roids they are what makes america able to kick everyones ass

hey it was either this or get run over by a reindeer

why I love to see a dead cop. Fuck the police, fuck you if you are a cop. oh yeah fuck your family too

10% of your country

I havnt laughed so hard in days.

why have you seen my payslip

He was just warming up that pussy before knocking the dust off the ole bag!

Fk'n Bitch
SHE Was Obviously Com'n right at him.
He should'a shot her!

What we have here is a failure to communicate. So not only would I have used a tazer but all used capsicum spray a K9 unit a baton and then sent in Ben cousins ha that then she would have listened.

Me hammering a nail in to my hand! :D
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=p7_cT272IMA...re=ch annel_page

I love it I hate when women think they don't have to listen and than get checked... taze that bitch some more ..and her little dog too

cop in the pub....i havnt laughed so hard since i tazered my 72 year old wife!!

fucking hell you Americans are so fucked up.

Americans fucked up? In every other country the poor lady would have been most likely shot if at all let outside in the first place.

LOL Another dumb american. Where will it end?

FREEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ lady
WOW that was schocking........

the fucking FILTH strikes againe if he had done that to my mum gran ide have stalked him found out were he lived got him on his own tyed him up to a beam in his own garage upside down if hes got one then put a bucket of shit on the floor lower his head a few cm or intches from it light the rope in the middle then ide just walk away before the shit hit the fan

So Horseface, you would rather the cop Wrestled your old grams to the ground, crushing her hips and ribs into a fine powder?
She was Resisting arrest, he did the most Non-leathal forcefull restraint he could.
Tazing wears off fairly quicly with no side-effects (on most people)
Getting smashed to the tarmac... well that can leave some injuries.

am i the only one that heard the cop say "it's not a car, it's a truck bitch" *Tazed*

who has NOT wanted to do this to an old bitch that just would not listen.

Sex with a fucken sheep yeah !!!!

Another great clip from the good'ol USA

Some elderly people should'nt be driving.
Some may be armed and attack Jewish Holocaust Centers.

fucken granny left her hearing aid at home next to her brain.

Don't feel bad for that old biddy. She dared him too. Ask and ye shall receive.

lol what a wussy cop. cant even take down a grandma!

git er done

shoulda just knocked the bitch

Oh fuck her, she had it coming!

nah fuck that! fuckin gutless scum cunt! WTF is wrong with that country??!!!!

what a low life scumbag of a cop, he didnt have to do that, he didnt have to stun a 70 something yr old ladie, damn i mean he was twice her size and could have easily taken care of her another way,, like a swift baton blow to the head, or maybe he should have just shot her in the head!
yanks huh ya gotta love em!

the sounds she makes are just too fucking funny
i bet the cop must have been of arabian descent
they just love to torture helpless women at any age hail russia

That's fukd up, I love watching cops die!! Got anymore Cop killin videos??

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

Vilka tuffa poliser ni har i USA era feta,äckliga kräk.

Can't believe this made my local and Nationwide Newspaper. (Britain)

WTF!?!?! that cop was well over 6'0", what was she? 5'2"? whats funny is all the dweebish cops u see end up fighting the suspects, and the big bastards like this fukkin tool taser the elderly. what a fukkin douchebag. he must have been scared for his life when she threatened to get back in her truck.

what a pathetic pussy

Wait, so being 72 means you can't get tazed? Since she's so frail there's no point in even putting hand cuffs on her either, right? Why even arrest her then, if she's no threat whatsoever, being 72 and all?
Note my sarcasm. Anyway, it says a lot about you if you defend dumb bitches like this who think they're above the law. You'd think wisdom comes with age, well, I guess not. I bet if the cop tackled her instead of tazing we'd still see this vid on NT and the news for "cop assaults elderly grandmother." What a world.

Tasing a little old lady?? hmmmm less donuts more gym, problem solved.
If it walks like a cop and talks like a cop and even defends the brutal actions of a cop. It's a cop...

Amen heywood. and all the rest of you anarchists, how would you have handled that situation?

could have been your mother propo. and of course yes, being 72 should mean that you cannot be tazed, mofo.

no tazer on 72 year old people

OLD LADY IS SPY. MEDIC

Im gonna watch loads of cops getting killed after this, Fucking scum id chop his head off

@propo
I would have turned the dashcam off, beat her to near death, and then raped her over the hood of my car so everyone else passing by could honk at her. But that's just me.

she got what she asked for

que buenos y efìcientes son los americanitos..

Stupid bitches like this have probably always have bullied men too and have no respect for law enforcement. Looks like she got owned to me.

I think that cop or police officer could have used better judgment 72 years old aint no threat he was trying to make his qouta probably.

hahaha!!! so fucking epic! Man, i wish i could tase an old lady!!

im with heywood001, dummb ass old fart

That old lady was clearly resisting arrest should have shot her down in cold blood shes over 70 and should know better.

a question to all you teenage keyboardheroes: so what´s cool about tasering an old woman...??? are you as retarded as the hickey redneck cop or have you been picked on in school and hate the world now?

If that was my mom, I'd stalk the sadist with the badge when he was off duty and blind him or boot him in the privates until my foot got tired and had just enough to bring one up in his face. Messge for parents out there, whenyour kid hangs the neighbors cats, tortures puppies and and beats up all the little girls in the neighborhood, make sure he doesn't ever go to the police academy.

Trying aint the same as doing BISH!? ... It puts the hands behind their back otherwise it gets the taze again ... hahahaha Seriously though fucked up.

that was not cool he coulda took her down without that shit

i like how he gave her a lethal dose of disiplinary action.
that cop to me is a true hero that knows how to abide by the rules and regulation and sincerely be trained properly on behalf of the burreau, i hope he get a medal for this.
he did a righteous move
cop:1
old lady:0

she chose the hardway

stfu

Mamahosebag?