Translation:
"Can't stop mate, i'm illegally parked in lane 3"
"I understand, the wardens round here are shit hot"
"Alright dude, catch ya later, hope he's ok"
"Later man"
*Slowly walks away*

i got something similar -
driver: is that the guy i hit?
cameraman: yeah, thats him.
driver: (exhales) well, should we help him?
camerman: well, i cant. i'm filming right now.
driver: (touches hair) okay. i gotta go.
cameraman: see ya.

I heard it like this...
Driver: Well that suck's he wasnt carrying the Vodka was he
Cameraman:No we were teasing him to come get it.
Driver: Phew that was close.Let me move the car.
Cameraman:Okay more Vodka for us woo Hoo..

poor Boris never quite got the hang of live Frogger.

wow that guy is a biger ass then me boss

Goodbye cruel world!

what´s wrong with those russians?
they don´t help, they just laugh and always film the whole thing with cheap handy cams which can´t even zoom.

They watch & laugh because it's the right thing to do.

Hes obviously fine, judging by the way they just leave him there. Probably does it every weekend.

yea,he lives in a back alley and hold's a sign "will cross ANY road for bottle if Vodka while you film it for your entertainment" and at the end of his placard it says "have experience"

It looks like he got a lift to where he was going.

Filmed by the same russian who watched the carload of people burning to death in the car when he could have easily pulled out the unconcious one in the rear seat.

Lol , them ruskies are so krazy

Im not russian

This is increasingly common. The loss of life amounts to nothing more than entertainment. I assume the dude with the camera was a "friend" of Splat. Yet, when Splat takes a turn for the worse, the dude with the camera looks on with no more interest than if he were watching a boring commercial on TV. This is fascinating. And what's up with the drunks in Russia? Is that all Russians do - drink?

You are REALLY making a HUGE assumption that
that mans name was 'Splat'.

His name was Splatamir.

His grandfather was Kersplatmir, a Panzer got him

I'm sure if you lived in Russia for a while, you'd drink too.

@kill-9
I drink where ever I am
@4evrblu
You'r right ...At first I tought it was fake but...
Assisted suicide on film ???
We have a long way to go...meanwhile lets and fuck all the good looking chicks ( guys if you're a girl or Mike)

http://www.amazon.com/o/A SIN/0140094385/17...4A9A5 YT1RVDGZ82

Its a funny thing. When you put a lens in front of your eye, its very easy to become detached from the reality that is happening around you. A lot of photo journalists have the same reaction...Shoot first, help second....It works in much the same way as when we see these images here or, on TV. We can become detached, without thinking of the consequences.
Thats my 2 cents worth. For what its worth.

In the words of Chaz Micheal Michaels... "Mind bottling"

judging by his reaction and steady hand, seeing friends get run over must be a common thing for this cameraman

life is so chilled when everyone is drunk, they even take watching a friend being killed or running somebody over in their stride. we should all take a leaf out of their book!!

Changing the name of Leningrad back to St. Petersburg doesn't mean you're immune to the laws of physics.

isn't the male russian accent sexy?
that driver looked a bit in shock-some of my thick white medicine down his throat will calm his nerves.

dude u always find someone "fucking georgous" or something "sexy"...

apart from the guy in you avatar.
that would kills any man's hard on at 100 metres

Bad luck not my problem

an other idiot Dead.

Another idiot dead drunk.

Did he get dead?

do You wanna get dead?.

not having a white car hitting drunk idiot is racist!

when you jack an avi like that, at least put some thought into your comments! wtf?!
+
we already have enough mindless regular comments that we expect everyday on here...trust me yourz won't make the cut, we've reached our quota for the year!!!
And get a new fuckin avi ya moron!!!

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He's not Russian,they were clearly speaking Amish. This happened in small pennsylvania farm town,were I live.
Not Russian, Amish!

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@zilla,Amish! then how do you use a computer

Peddal power...daahhhhh

Then they should be in a horse 'n' cart and we should be looking at Kelly McGillis's breasts.

Stop hatin on the Amish..you racist fucks!
I shove a stick up the horses ass to put it in overdrive.

I need my pitchfork

Amish-ing change of avatar there, Zil.

That was funny

same thing

Here comes the relay throw....the slide......heees OUT at home!

I always knew those "faces of death" videos were staged. skittles came out of his body at the end.

I from Ukraine, he not his friend...Just other stupid man.

You're damn right hes not his friend!!...With friends like this who needs enemies.

Hi....my english name's jojo, thanks to friends like me!

no more drinkin for you buddy

Great camera work 10-10

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damn i hope he broke all the bones in his body dumb fucking russian.

i got to admit that.........there all a bunch of fucking retards!!

MAybe jojo can make a bag big enough to scoop him up in?

why did the drunk russian cross the street? - to crossover to the other side.

what is wrong with them!! filming his buddy get fucking naied by a yellow car!! then just film him dying like it was a dog!!! serioulsy fucked!! unless that was a punishment for money he owed a loan shark, to get some vodka in... baffles me it does!!!!!

His drunken family should pay for the damage he caused

His family (i know teyre drunk)should be forced to pay for the damage he caused eg.:selling his unsmashed organs except his liver and all the other organs involved in heavy drinking fuck him he deserved it

Is terye his sister?

he was really flexible!!!

love his attitude, ah fuck not again, i just got the last one cleaned of my bumper! love the way they just presume the guy will be dead, shows how experienced they are in such accidents.

Driver walks over.. "You have a light?" Camera guy offers him a lighter... Driver says no I wanted a Bud Light...

where the fuck is my comment gone?

Sure, get around to calling emrgency medical services later.

sbfc4life theres one for ya bud

Russians have a monopoly on producing vids displaying all forms of senseless violence
if they handle it right moscow gonna be the hollywood

Nothing but savages behind the iron curtain...

why did the drunk idiot cross the street? .... oh wait, he didnt'

almost made it

Russian Frogger

Crazy smirnoff bastard!

lol funny at how calm they all are after the incident..

Is the Drunk Idiot that gets Fatally Struck in Traffic Died?

Shut the fuck up.

yes, he is definitely died

Poeple get hit in traffic all the time in Russia, so I'm gonna say he lived, Idiot.

That was the best Eddie Murphy impression from Bowfinger ive ever seen. Now, we need you to do it one more time.

Comin to the Autobahn soon...Shitfaced High Speed Human TETRIS

Vodka gives you nerves of steel.

Igor needs to work on his depth perception. Nice flight, though. Didn't quite stick the landing very good. Maybe Ivan can wake him up with a big swig of vodka, the national pastime in backwards ass Russia. I like how nobody gave a shit about the poor guy.

STFU DRIVER:Did you see that guy walk out in front of me? CAMERA GUY:Yea man I got it all recorded,GREAT SHIT!!DRIVER:YOU MEAN YOU SAW THAT GUY STAGGERING DRUNK ACROSS THE FREEWAY AND YOU DIDN'T TRY TO STOP HIM? CAMERA GUY:Well I woulda tried to cross but I'm not that FUCKING DRUNK!! DRIVER:YEAH ME NEITHER!! I'M STILL ON MY SECOND FIFTH!!

Crazy ass russian his body should be put on trial

I just want to know what the hell he was doing in the middle of the street in the first place. What a retard.

Because he would'nt get hit on the sidewalk.

In Russia...You never know.

One very dead lazy bum! his family should be compelled to remove his potato bag resembling body

Russians drunk on vodka can be pretty fucking funny, which pretty much means all of them. These guys used to be a super power? Please!

lol leave it to the Russians.
lol fuckin driver comes walking over with a cig in high Victorian fashion lookin at the guy like
"hmmm whats goin on friend, second time this week this shit has happened"
dont adress stupid questions or comments to baggage handlers they are likely to find your baggage and rough it up or worse.....

and again another dark bleak and dismal day in eastern Europe.....
dont adress stupid questions or comments to baggage handlers they are likely to find your baggage and rough it up or worse.....

a drunk russian gets hit by a car this is the primary example of sth trite

Should say: Boring video - Drunk russn thats all no need to watch it

that guy had to be polish

Did Shocking Video - Drunk Idiot Fatally Struck in Traffic Died?

What great friends.
"I got this cell phone, but instead of calling an ambulance, I'm just going to continue recording for a while. Hey Vlad! Your leg is not supposed to bend that way."

fubar

drunk man rule!!!

Quick, go through his pockets!

oh sure--as if there is anything in there other than a bottle cap and a used condom.

four mates go out to play and three come back great mates its people like these who get us the vids

lol

I love how the driver is so nonchalant, as if he plows into a pedestrian every day.

The driver looked like he was saying, well he is dead, so who is gonna pay for the damage?

animals

"Stuck in the middle with you"....

These apes have nukes. Scary thought.

Fucking Russians i hate them all.

What is it with russians and not getting involved when holding cellphones? And what the fuck were they discussing in such a calm manner?

WEll that car was definitlly not amish, other wise it wouldve amished the guy walkin

I feel bad for the driver

wow whats wrong with these Russians every video under the catergory "Shocking" or "Disturbing" involves the Russians fuckin sick bastards

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As the old saying goes - "With friends like that, who needs enemies?"

wow

nice phone camera work. Didn't even go to look and see WTF.he human There's no hope for the human race.

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Does anyone else notice that everyone seems calm. The guy just got hit by a car and the driver casually gets out and has a chat with the camera guy, who by the way also seems calm for just seeing his buddy get hit by a car.

I think everyone is so calm because drunk russians getting run over is not unusual, but expected.

Thats like a reward in Russia. They are all jealous thats why they are so calm.

typisch russland alles ochsen

it is amazing to me how people no longer use their phone to call 911 or activate some sort of emergency crew when something like this happens, they are too bussy taking pics, or video taping.

911? They probably have to dial ЯАВИ over there.

No debil ne ? omg..

fukcing dumb russians. first they laugh at a little kid falling off a ferris wheel. now they are laughing at a guy who gets hit by a car.

Those russians are fucking HARDCORE

can you keep a secret?
My little sisters tiny ass wnts to be raped

They are not buddies and no one is loughing, once the guy is hit

By an old impotent arab and his descendants

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Great video
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....and straight after the funeral they posted the clip on the web...RIP Boris...it's what he would have wanted!!!

As the old saying goes - "With friends like that, who needs enemies?"

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Some friend he is...he didn't even make a whimper when the guy got hit. Maybe he's gonna fuck his girl now that he's dead.

10% of your country

friends? wtf they didnt even seem to bother.. well it are russians i forgot

Meet Joe Blackski
btw: wasn't a real russian video, cause the driver stopped...

That Was Fuckin Brilliant!!!
They Didnt Give A Fuck If He Was Dead Or Not.
I Would Have Put Him In The Boot And Sold Him To A Kebab House.... Russian Fucks Would Have Washed Him Down With Some Vodka HaHaa...Fuckin Brilliant!!!

11% of your country

:) you guys might call this drunk man running across busy intersection...i call this DRUNK OLYMPICS...we do this once every 4 years :) the trick is if you see a car coming jump as high as you can :)

Is russian man died ?
Sex with a fucken sheep yeah !!!!

why did the russian fuck cross the road???

The person recording with the phone isn´t very impresed.

THE TANKED UP TRAMP IS A SPY. MEDIC

THEY SO FUNNY!

Fuck helping the guy up, lets keep recording!

Russian people are not normal....nobody helps him,nobody cares :(

I like how the guy just calmly walks to the body

Chechnyan roadkill

russian dude are just very practical thinking individuals. he´s obviously dead, so why getting hysteric about it?

the decription is wrong
i speak russian so basically they saw a drunk dude standing there for a while and decided to film him (maybe he wasnt drunk but suicidal) the other guy just walks to the body because :
1- alot of that shit happens
2- wasnt his fault
3- yeah it sucks but its true no one gave a fuck he died
then they started talking bout how they filmed it so they could show it to the cops that the guy dint hit him on purpose that its actually the drunk dude that ran in front of it.
yeah like TheDonGeilo said, russians are very practical thinking individuals lol their mostly used to that kind of violence and shiit (not that it happens everywhere St Petersburg is a nice city

walk it off cunt!!!

He flew far

why did the russian cross the road. he didnt. he died near the curb

only cause he is a russian i wrote him in my balls!!!!!!!!

What? Russians don't know the game of Frogger?

vodka anyone?

God damn, you're one persistant bitch. Give it up, cunt, you're not going to sell jack shit here.

fuckin dirty russians

I sure a hell wont buy any bags off her. But when shes selling her bukkake video, I will be first in line!

Jagr..wishes he was still with Pens.

hey, bagbitch...ever get the feeling no one wants you around?? just askin'...

howcome everyone hates on the bag bitch? it's just a sausage party in here without her... don't get me wrong, im not buying no fucking purse...

howcome everyone hates on the bag bitch? it's just a sausage party in here without her... don't get me wrong, im not buying no fucking purse...

howcome everyone hates on the bag bitch? it's just a sausage party in here without her... don't get me wrong, im not buying no fucking purse...

damn, yesterday it was fasttony, today you've got the stuttering bug!
-betcha I DON'T get cotd like preacher ahh, well

fuck!...

Bet you wish your avi wasn't so eye catching now.

Piss off. You are annoying me.