speak english!

Oooh!
Too bad.
I totally wish I knew how the hell that happened though.
God damn Russians and their Russian speaking country.

i would try to get into bars like this, would be a great start for a conversation

Apparently it didn't touch the brain or any vital organ. Geee, scary!

nice job

Oyee we do not see this as a serious wound under the new Obama care..I did my part for the county by wiating 10 days until the maggots help by eating the roting fleash, and by the time numebr came up I only cost the leader two stitches and thus he was proud. I feel bad now because I took money fromthe USSA and our leader for such a fleash wound. All praise be obama
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