meemaw goes to (in)the minimarket

Dickmysuck: arrrghhhh, look he's doing it again!
Folk_Law: waaaaaahhhhh, I knooooooow
DuckmySick: waaaaaaaaaaaah, he's such an asshole (flamingly)
Folk_Law: I knooooow.... Hey you wanna go suck each other's dick??
FuckmyDuck: You mean suck my own dick cuz we're the same person?
Folk_Law: Yeah, Good thing we had those 2 ribs removed huh?
DuckmysickDick: I knooooooow (flamingly)
Ey, so after class last night, I go to this milf's house, I mean this chick is prime even tho she's like early 40s, healthy fucking cougar I swear.
I ring the bell and she answers the door, as I walk in, this fucken cockapoo of a dog comes out of nowhere and vigourously humps my leg and nipping at it the whole time.....
I said "Oh shit, I didn't know you knew DUCKMYSICK!?!?!?! Then we and fucked to Massive Attack's "Angel"

I'm sorry but that is just funny.

and when the bright person behind the wheel gets off he will be complimented for having the nice sweet smell of jack daniels calogne on.

SHE,not HE,men dont do stupid things like this

Idiot!

well thats one way to get a camry to burn out.

ok now put it in reverse and slam the brake this time real hard.

Come on in!

is that attempted robbery!!!

now why is it that u can't confuse a lawnmower with your hat dam it.

odds that this person was over 60?

and this dumb assed lady never put the book down the entire time.

This vid will probably be considered in her next employee review.

She was reading 'confessions of a video vixen'

Note to self to stop car do not press break down for three seconds and repeat

No shit, the book thing got me too. She didn't even seem very alarmed, must have been reading a really interesting romance novel.

They should just start making drive thru 7-11s.
A blue slushie and pack of smokes please!!

not to bad

gets a 6 for the burout lol

That was a cop!!!!!! he was after the last 17 doughnuts !!!!!!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp

Mmmmm he couldn´t get inside that place.

uuhhh...kin i help you ??????
proly not

looks more like he tried to help the store put in a drivethrough

Either a woman or an old person.

asian old woman with binocular glasses on again!!!

She was prolly gettin some more RedBull

SHE CLEARLY HAS A PROBLEM A MENTAL PROBLEM

yes, this are the classics
at first i was like then i lol'ed

You can't expect miracles from anyone working for 5 dollars an hour.

This is the case against grampa drivers, as well.

i was in the room when this happened..... that girl is blind.. when it happened she stood up and was like " can i help you?? is someone there???? helllooo????"
lmao j/k

Obviously...he's Asian...

ok i get that he got gas and brake confused , but why did he keep reving it ? idiot

I'd say it was a pretty fucking weak attempt to try and break through the glass with the car and steal the atm or rob the place.

That womans reaction is priceless about half an hour later she stands up as if to say what just happened duh

A SORRY ATTEMPT 2 PARK INSIDE STORE

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