Reminds me of my wedding night.

See, when one ass mounts another ass one of them must be sober.

The only thing that guy's gonna be mounting is his buddies while they're in jail.

dude i know you are not gonna bang a fake horse. theres plenty of real ones down the street. i wish that horse was real so it could of kicked his head in.

Is that you Diz??

YEP,WELL SOMEONE HAS TO FUCK BENTLEYS,CREEPFEVER'S,GRI MLINS MULE FACED MOTHER! REMEMBER UGLY LONG FACED CHICKS NEED LOVING TOO...............JUST ASK SARAH JESSICA PARKER............

nah you diz would have been throwing knives at it!! or hacking it with a pick axe!! or something

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

@ WESTIES....WELL I WAS THROWING GLOBULES OF SPUNK AT HER AND I WAS HACKING DOWN THAT PUSSY WITH A PICK AXE,WHICH IS THE BITCHES PET NAME FOR MY PENIS!
@SNAKESTER,IS BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE IM A 2FT MUTE DWARF,SO THIS IS MY ONLY TIME I GET TO BE BIG AND LOUD....

SERIOUSLY THO,THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT,PUT IT THIS WAY,THERE WAS PORN ON THE COMPUTER AND I MIXED UP THE JERKING OFF CREAM WITH SUPERGLUE.......TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT,MY CAPS BUTTON IS STUCK AND IVE NOW GOT A PENIS STUCK TO MY HAND.....

Well i hope its your penis
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Been taking tips off american pie??

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! !!!
Have a few and a big

Biz, I am seriously cracking up. I've always been a visual thinker, and the image of you and...well, you know...

HAHAHA! KRAZY,SNAKESTER,TORONADO. .....A GREAT WEEKEND TO YOU GUYS/GALS!

haha the guy trying was fake ...it was a robot all along!!!

Let the Rosie O'Donnell jokes begin!

Best joke of Rosie? Rosie mount a horse

ive only done this once when i was drunk. but my mother in law sure gave me an ass beating to remember.

Lets say he did manage to mount it....where the fuck is he gonna go??

This is not far from where I live,Saratoga N.Y..
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What's 14 inches and hangs from an asshole?
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A tie.

fuck his wife is so ugly look at him trying to mount her ....mind she looks like a horse a bit hey

priceless...i wonder if these lackoffs sons ever come up to them and say, "Dad, I saw you on NT yesterday?"

1, 2, 3, Fail

it wasnt a horse it was a phony...

all that horseing around and for what,a nice big smack on the head.

he aint john wayne

Everybody knows you mount a horse from THE BACK!

could someone give him a boost so he can sit on top of the fucken horse.

Bit of an ass bandit Scotty ????????????????

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the curious bartender asks him, "Every time you order a beer, you look in your shirt pocket, why?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she starts to look good, I'll go home."

HAHA!

another example of DIZ failing to flee the pOlice !! try a real horse next time buddy ! lmao

A Horse walks into a bar, and all the other animals look at him and ask "why the long face?"

Should have seen this guy at the wax museum
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Needless 2 say: Pamela Anderson's figure needs serious repair
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YOUR PICTURE BY YOUR COMMENT TURNED ME ON. SEEING HER GET SCREWED ON THE BED WITH HER BODY IN THE POSITION HAS GOTTEN ME REALLY HOT. ESPECIALLY HER FACE EXSPRESION. TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GETTING THAT THANG TOW UP FROM THE FLOW UP.

LMFAO! i feel sorry for that animal...and the horse

butternuts!!

This is Norwalk, CT. The streets are filled with statues of people and animals, and sometimes they cross breed. What can I say, they're liberals.

Me thinks he forgot to put the wooden nickles in and the horse refused to give it up without getting paid and feigned sleep!!PUT THE MONEY IN FIRST FOOL!!!

Hiiiiiiiii-hooooooooo, Silveeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!

wonder if he mounts his missus like that

Mounting a plastic horse seemed pretty important to him. It's always good to have goal in life.

HEY DIZDABIZ - USE A LITTLE NAIL POLISH REMOVER TO GET THE GLUE OFF, THEN A LITTLE "LUBRIDERM" LOTION WILL KEEP YER DICK FROM CHAPPIN
thats what this one guy told me, one day, a long time ago-i think he wuz a doctor, in the cell next to me
uhhh - have a good weekend, mate - i guess by now ya learned to drink with one hand........right??

HAHAHA! NICE ONE BEERMAN! DAMN,ID LEARN TO DRINK WITH MY HANDS AND FEET TIED BEHIND MY BACK AND MY NOSTRILS AND MOUTH DUCT TAPED! HAVE A GOOD ONE MATEY!

I hope all of your mothers get AIDs.

This would look way better if it were tipped to the side. i don't think I can wait 3 weeks for NT to repost and play this off like it's new.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, NOW THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL A REAL JACKASS. SOMEBODY REALLY NEED TO TELL HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM THE BOTTLE AND TAKE A SERIOUS A.A.A CLASS. DRINK WISELY.

now that was funny

did the horse survive ?

4 broken legs... Shouldn't be a problem.

Very good points!
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