Comments - Most Amazing Football Catch Ever

category: Cool | views: 73872 | posted on: 09/26/2008

If that guy doesn’t get to bang like 4 cheerleaders tonight then the terrorist have truly won.

Krazy [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:04am

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Roll up, roll up! icon_twisted.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Sep 27 08 : 1:38am

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are you promoting marijuana use again? icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:12am

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That mothafucka has got some hands, props icon_beer.gif

modisoon [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:13am

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That brings back memmories of Cliff Branch, Fred Belitnikoff, Dave Casper. ... Anyone get the common bond?

Killerdude [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:14am

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Ok but can he spell his name....

TakeNote [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 7:54am

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All jocks arent dumb...just alot of them icon_cool.gif

alltoxic [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:19am

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Why call it football when your never dispose the ball with your foot?icon_rolleyes.gif
Shouldn't we call this sport american handball icon_question.gif

kill-9 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 5:05am

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Punt? Kickoff? Field Goal? icon_question.gif

Iraqnaphobia [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 6:42am

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Yep...it's Rugby for wimps...hence all the padding and helmets. Rugby's for REAL men. Period.

itchy [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 7:07am

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Real Men? at least our football players don't have to tape their assholes up to protect against faggotry. The padding is because they are monsters compared to your ass-licking players and would kill someone without padding.

Icarus [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 7:16am

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itchy on Sep 26 08 : 7:07am wrote:
Real Men? at least our football players don't have to tape their assholes up to protect against faggotry. The padding is because they are monsters compared to your ass-licking players and would kill someone without padding.
ROFLAMO!!!
I'm not going to get into a debate between which sport has the toughest players but comparing Rugby to Football (American) is apples to oranges.
Shit, hockey has some tough motherfuckers. And they play every day or every other day most of the season. But in strength, a footballer is much stronger. Although they too don't have to tape up their bungholes. icon_lol.gif

gm69 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 8:03am

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im going to drag you into a debate whether you want one or not... here we go.... the only sport in the world and history that is for REAL men!.... is....... video game competitions!!!!.... you need strength, hand-eye coordination.... true talent and honor comes from that!!!!.... risks include: carpaltunnel syndrome, dehydration, couch potato syndrome, cramps in fingers, loss of jobs.. i could go on, but i only listed the ones that have happened to me in the last week....

Icarus [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 9:54am

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Okay you got me there. That carpal tunnel syndrome is deadly. Ask Princess Di.

Split_Part II [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 11:22am

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Props on that comment! That's the one thing about hockey... Lesser men play other sports.

kill-9 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 7:42am

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Rugby for wimps? Isn't rugby "smear the queer" for grown ups? That's what it looks like to me, at least.
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And yeah, a pro line backer would destroy most rugby players let alone what the whole defensive line could do in terms of damage.

slash [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 8:31am

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google what happened when an english rugby team played a fully padded american football team at american football, interesting outcome.
oh and the american call it socccer because of football aSOCCiAtion

snakester [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 10:32am

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Yep...they should have called it " Sucker" and soccer should have been " Football"
Go figure ! icon_rolleyes.gif

ugggggggg [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:19am

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he has a rubber spine.hemp hemp hemp

nando22 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:26am

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the guy needs the job i bet he has 5 kids icon_neutral.gif

Krazy [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:30am

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What a load of balls icon_rolleyes.gif

jethroboot [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:32am

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he sposda be katcken dat stuff knowimsayin

jcp517 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:32am

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Hope he can concentrate on his studies like he did with that ball.

westies07 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:43am

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An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm a bit worried - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
"Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Chicago bears fans come from?"
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newsense [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 6:23am

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LMAO!!!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Split_Part II [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 11:55am

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Excuse me sir, I belive the correct punchline is "How do you think Dallas Cowboy fans are born?"

ugggggggg [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 4:54am

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the newscaster cum thrice while watching the catch! TWATTER!!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp

en jaywest [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 5:08am

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like a young terrell owens...... except this guy wasnt crying or complaining after the game.

machinedave [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 5:54am

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vid reposts i can handle,but comment repost???c'mon scott,u can do better than that....

Killerdude [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 6:13am

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Scott's not here anymore..New owner

SHREK58 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 5:55am

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Good catch! He stretched out like a fat kid reaching for a twinkie!

BEERMAN [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 6:47am

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i culd do that..............if i wanted to icon_neutral.gif
TOSS ME A BEER icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

plainbob13 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 7:43am

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luv2row [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 6:50am

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Sounds like the announcer would like to suck that dudes dick all day long too.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 7:06am

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If that were the NFL he could've gotten up & ran in for a touchdown & made it one of the best TD's ever! But that an awsome catch! icon_beer.gif

illegalimmigrant [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 7:11am

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yea boi thats the slinky.

thisishood.com [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 7:12am

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ALL HE DID WAS PICTURE THE BALL AS A DRUMSTICK FROM KFC. THERE WAS NO WAY THAT WAS GETTING DROPPED

illegalimmigrant [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 7:30am

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the slinky the slinky everyone loves the slinky.

Da Bomb [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 8:20am

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alltoxic on Sep 26 08 : 4:19am wrote:
Why call it football when your never dispose the ball with your foot?
Shouldn't we call this sport american handball
Because we Americans chose to call it that, we here in the US know that our soccer is your football, no big deal . Don't know much about rugby so am not qualifed to speak on it..and as to the fact we wear protective equipment...how would it feel to have a 240 pound linebacker who can run the 100 in under 10 seconds hit you WITHOUT it?..it's all relative

extreme_videos [ban] | Sep 29 08 : 3:42pm

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Lawrence Dallaglio weighs 242 pounds
Martin Corry weighs 252 pounds
Steve Borthwick weighs 250 pounds
Phil Vickery weighs 260 pounds
I can carry on........
What are you yanks on, do you think the rugby players weigh as much as fairies or something? That is just the England team, the rest of the world might even weigh more, look at Sebastien Chabal, 240 pounds and nicknamed the caveman, hes one hell of a beast!!

Dabutz [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 8:23am

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You guys are missing the point, this isnt about being tough. That guy made a fuckin amazing catch

ssolon [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 8:26am

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Borin'... ZZZZzzzzz....

paintedhorse [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 8:34am

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i wish the Cleveland Browns would sign him.

Jor-Gasm [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 8:41am

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'I Could Watch That Replay All Day Long'
Thats What Your Mother Said

Adisharr [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 8:55am

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Wow, doing what he's paid to do. Amazing. Pay me millions a year and I'll fly around the field on fart power.

Hott.Dawg [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 2:04pm

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Dude this is a college game.

bagjomb [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 6:27pm

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so he gets paid in scholarship

droo [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 9:04am

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you play cricket we play baseball
you play rugby we play football
we like pussy you like to wash balls.
cant we all get along?

Prince Planet [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 9:45am

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I said this before and Ill say it again. Theres no comparison between american football and rugby. Anyone who ever played organized football (with pads) also played a million games with out pads (easily equivalent to rugby) and everyone of them, including me will tell you that theres no comparison. playing with pads is 10 times more brutal than with out. There is no holding back with pads. Ive seen way more people go to the hospital (in pads) in a relative few games as compared to never seeing any one hospitalized in a a vast amount of 'pick up" games. Yeah rugby is a tough sport but please dont compare it to american football untill youve played with a helmet and pads. There is no comparison. BTW helluva catch!

Stucky [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 9:55am

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ugggggggg on Sep 26 08 : 4:54am wrote:
the newscaster cum thrice while watching the catch! TWATTER!!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp

Any Pea brain can catch... except you! icon_beer.gif
Hemp! Hemp! Hemp!

she she [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 10:55am

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Well the only thing you can catch is stds. crabs, herpes, and hopefully aids!!! icon_twisted.gif icon_beer.gif

Angry Face [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 10:07am

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Rugby is childs play comapred to american football. I wanna see a rugby player get hit by a 260 pound linebacker with no padding. If a rugby player can take a hit like that and not have a few broken ribs then i might consider saying football and rugby are even icon_cheesygrin.gif

extreme_videos [ban] | Oct 15 08 : 8:56am

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Lawrence Dallaglio weighs 242 pounds
Martin Corry weighs 252 pounds
Steve Borthwick weighs 250 pounds
Phil Vickery weighs 260 pounds
I can carry on........
What are you yanks on, do you think the rugby players weigh as much as fairies or something? That is just the England team, the rest of the world might even weigh more, look at Sebastien Chabal, 240 pounds and nicknamed the caveman, hes one hell of a beast!!
rugby players weigh the same if not more, and get hit just as hard, clearly no idea about rugby so dont go making assumptions!!

bosshogg [ban] | Nov 5 08 : 6:21am

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Alright American Football Vs Rugby is a bit like comparing Apples and Oranges, or better still sprinters to marathon runners.
AF uses an offence and defence setup which is a bit like 2 teams Vs 2 teams. AF has 10 second spurts of high octane / full power play. AF has off the ball contact allowed. AF has very little endurance play. And so on...
Very different to Rugby. The big heavy props in Rugby have to run for 80mins, be offence and defence, stay at high power for the full 80 mins. They must use their variety of men wisely, you wouldn't put a wide reciever up against a line backer because it would burn him out in a minute, so in rugby the mens must plan accordingly too without the opportunity to swap out the entire side.
It might seem a bit tammer to AF because you are not allowed to endanger a man because it is sport after all, so you may not pick a man up and put him head down for example. If you pick him up it's your responsibiliy to put him down safely. That said enough bones still get broken.
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=OsXJyDHFKn0
No comparing at all boys so chill. The Rugby boys are every bit as big as the AF boys, just look at the Auzzies and them savage NZ All Blacks

Stucky [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 10:08am

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Angry Face on Sep 26 08 : 10:07am wrote:
Rugby is childs play comapred to american football. I wanna see a rugby player get hit by a 260 pound linebacker with no padding. If a rugby player can take a hit like that and not have a few broken ribs then i might consider saying football and rugby are even
AMEN!!!! You said it!!!!

McCahan [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 10:28am

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That's an obvious yellow card for deliberate hand ball.

ugggggggg [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 10:42am

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Stucky on Sep 26 08 : 9:55am wrote:
ugggggggg on Sep 26 08 : 4:54am wrote:the newscaster cum thrice while watching the catch! TWATTER!!!!!!!! hemp hemp hempAny Pea brain can catch... except you! Hemp! Hemp! Hemp!
TWATFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR A TWATFISH!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE UR EYES GET SORE READING THIS !!!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp

yeahiknow987 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 11:13am

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American Football originated from Rugby (after the place in England). Gradually over the years they introduced pads of increasing size (plus helmets) because the players kept getting bruises and broken nails etc. Now the pads are so huge, they might as well be playing in cages. However there's no doubt the catch was sweet, but Rugby and A.Football...different games entirely, one for men..and one for boys with safety helmets (like kids and window lickers wear!)

ZombieLicker [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 11:25am

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thougt he was gonna go for the full backflip i would of been impreesd then

illegalimmigrant [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 11:56am

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lucky snag.

BiffaBacon [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 12:13pm

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Thats not football, thats armoured rugby with tampons & shoulder pads & a few cotton balls for comfort.

deleted user [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 12:36pm

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murderdeathsuicide [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 12:50pm

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dont no much about the game but that was a very good catch

newburghschamp [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 1:22pm

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best ever? hmmmm... superbowl helmet catch??? ever heard of it

jayman [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 2:06pm

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just lucky people like jr seau arent running around playing soccer. ouch....

chriscrocker [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 2:23pm

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A Message from the Queen
>To the citizens of the United States of America
>from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth? II
>In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent
>candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves,
>we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence,
>effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the
>Oxford English Dictionary.)
>Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical
>duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except
>Alsaka, which she does not fancy).
>Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for
>America without the need for further elections.
>Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be
>circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
>To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the
>following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
>1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as
>'colour,'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.'
Likewise, you will learn
>to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the
>suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix
'-'ise.'Generally, you
>will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.
>(look up 'vocabulary').
>2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises
>such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and
inefficient
>form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S.English. We
>will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker
>will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter
'u'' and
>the elimination of '-ize.'
>3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
>4.You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,
>lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and
>therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns
>should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things
>out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're
>not ready to shoot grouse.
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>5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything
>more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be
>required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
----------------------
>6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will
>start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same
>time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the
>benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will
>help you understand the British sense of humour.
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>7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have
>been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
>
>-------------------
>
>8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French
>fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling
>potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut,
>fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
-------------------
>9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not
>actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be
>referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted
>provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also
>acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation
>on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of
>the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands
>will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be
>sold without risk of further confusion.
---------------------
>10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors
>as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors
>to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English
>dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to
>having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
---------------------
>11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind
>of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough
>will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities
>to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every
>twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
---------------------
>12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to
>host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played
>outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a
>world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will
>learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to
>take the sting out of their deliveries.
--------------------
>13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
-----------------
>14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her
>Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the
>acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
---------------
>15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with
>saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and
>cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
>God Save the Queen!
>PS:Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT
humor)!

Earth Nelson [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 9:24pm

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What exactly does this, "God save the queen mean?"

piss off! [ban] | Sep 27 08 : 1:54am

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The bitch is doomed to eternal hell for being a absolute cunt, therefore they ask for their "beloved" queen to be saved from the gates of hell where she will probably burn for eturnaty.
O and, it's a cool sexpistol song! icon_wink.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_lol.gif

coffy [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 2:58pm

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rocket boi icon_lol.gif

danl456 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 7:06pm

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Wow the British are so gay.

Lightfoot2k8 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 7:13pm

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danl456 on Sep 26 08 : 7:06pm wrote:
Wow the British are so gay.
what the fuck are you saying. let me guess your a fat american bisexual idiot

dizdabiz [ban] | Sep 27 08 : 1:25am

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danl456 on Sep 26 08 : 7:06pm wrote:
Wow the British are so gay.
I WILL LIFT UP YOUR GRANNYS EYEPATCH AND EYEFUCK WITHOUT LUBE TILL THE FRICTION SETS FIRE TO HER SHRIVELED BRAIN,THEN FUCK HER CORPSE JUST TO PROVE THAT I AINT! icon_eek.gif

chriscrocker [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 8:17pm

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Lightfoot2k8 on Sep 26 08 : 7:13pm wrote:
danl456 on Sep 26 08 : 7:06pm wrote:
Wow the British are so gay.
what the fuck are you saying. let me guess your a fat american bisexual idiot
danl456 on Sep 26 08 : 7:06pm wrote:
Wow the British are so gay.
chriscrocker on Sep 26 08 : 2:23pm wrote:
A Message from the Queen
>To the citizens of the United States of America
>from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth? II
>In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent
>candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves,
>we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence,
>effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the
>Oxford English Dictionary.)
>Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical
>duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except
>Alsaka, which she does not fancy).
>Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for
>America without the need for further elections.
>Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be
>circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
>To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the
>following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
>1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as
>'colour,'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.'
Likewise, you will learn
>to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the
>suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix
'-'ise.'Generally, you
>will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.
>(look up 'vocabulary').
>2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises
>such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and
inefficient
>form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S.English. We
>will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker
>will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter
'u'' and
>the elimination of '-ize.'
>3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
>4.You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,
>lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and
>therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns
>should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things
>out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're
>not ready to shoot grouse.
----------------------
>5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything
>more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be
>required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
----------------------
>6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will
>start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same
>time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the
>benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will
>help you understand the British sense of humour.
--------------------
>7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have
>been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
>
>-------------------
>
>8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French
>fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling
>potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut,
>fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
-------------------
>9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not
>actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be
>referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted
>provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also
>acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation
>on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of
>the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands
>will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be
>sold without risk of further confusion.
---------------------
>10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors
>as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors
>to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English
>dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to
>having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
---------------------
>11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind
>of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough
>will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities
>to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every
>twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
---------------------
>12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to
>host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played
>outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a
>world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will
>learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to
>take the sting out of their deliveries.
--------------------
>13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
-----------------
>14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her
>Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the
>acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
---------------
>15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with
>saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and
>cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
>God Save the Queen!
>PS:Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT
humor)!

gwf1941 [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 8:58pm

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the us has had its problems. however it is still the trend setting country of the world! the whole world wants to look like us, act like us, rap like us, watch us made movies, eat us fast food. the brits have given the world...... bad teeth and austin powers.. wait thats a us made movie with only a few brits in it? wait they gave us tea!...?...wait maybe thats why they have bad teeth? chris crocker is a fag and probably a brit. we only see the world we live in because the world oputside is only interested in us. kinda ironic dont you think!! the world hates the usa because they want to be just like us in every way! you all probably sag your pants like the fag 50 cent cuz the ugly shorty down the street thinks he is cool. and your both in need of a trip to the dentist really bad.. to bad so sad your not in the most sought after want to be in and be like best damn country in the world(just in a spot of trouble at the moment...fuck bush alot he sucks almost as bad as a grandma running the show ouch a lady running things?!?!? no wonder those guards wear fucked up nutcracker outfits. i wouldnt talk either. i would stand so still you might miss me)oops sorry i just get pissed when i read usa bashing when the whole world wtches usa made movies and the most understood language is english! and incase you brits get any ideas its the slang usa version of english the whole fucking world knows not the crooked toothed euro trash wanna be bitch ass kind. shove your tea up your ass usa hating bitches! but to the rest that dont hate love ya tons

Prince Planet [ban] | Sep 26 08 : 11:26pm

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westies07 on Sep 26 08 : 4:43am wrote:
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm a bit worried - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
"Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Chicago bears fans come from?"
You must be a Green Bay Fudge Packers fan!

gizzakiss [ban] | Sep 27 08 : 12:35am

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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

DuckMySick [ban] | Sep 27 08 : 2:00am

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Does he have a catchphrase.....

warn81 [ban] | Sep 27 08 : 11:06am

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wow, great catch...could of broke his neck.

Tranny [ban] | Sep 27 08 : 4:38pm

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Only faggots watch fag sports like this

Daejin [ban] | Sep 28 08 : 1:00am

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British... What to say 'bout em... Well... "I Disagree."
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Heh, that'll piss a few of 'em off. Also, to the "Letter from the Queen" bit, let me say this: The Queen holds about as much power over us as the Queen own the street. Which, in tern means, A) She Dresses horribly. B) She's annoyin' as all hell. C) Bitch. D) Seems confused on many issues, and E) Is a problem we all try to ignore.

av8rdav [ban] | Sep 28 08 : 7:21am

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I'm against same sex marriage. How does the whole of Europe feel about this? Or just the U.K.?

dusone [ban] | Sep 28 08 : 9:15pm

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it was ok

Kronos [ban] | Sep 29 08 : 8:19am

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It was a Portuguese lady that made english drink tea at 5pm. They were barbarians lost in a island. And the usa... The only problem is Bush. But the peolple put him there, so you like it.... And the culture is different in every country. Bush likes war and fill his pocket with money... So the european. And the european anti-american are making a great job. They try to make us see USA as the father of all evil.
Oh i almost forgot. USA must be patient. It's a young nation and still making history. USA imperialism as it's called it's not to worry so much. Every country in Europe had his empire. But remember that empires fall. It happened to Persian, roman, mongolian, english, spanish, portuguese and all the others.

Vandalkids [ban] | Sep 30 08 : 11:36am

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Go Titans.

deleted user [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 10:27pm

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Komodo [ban] | Oct 3 08 : 7:59pm

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ahmedoo on Oct 2 08 : 10:27pm wrote:
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Quit spamming this shit.

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Oct 5 08 : 3:17pm

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Thats wasn't SHIT!
Theyre built for this.Not interesting.

callme6142188961 [ban] | Oct 10 08 : 1:04pm

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decent catch, nothing crazy.

stonerboy [ban] | Oct 18 08 : 4:06pm

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nice catch icon_rolleyes.gif

Johnny English [ban] | Oct 26 08 : 6:11am

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Seriously guys...
Take off the faggy padding, grow some hair on your balls and play PROPERLY.
I'm no big fan or rugby, but I can spot a man's game when I see one.
American football is like watching a boxing match where punches to the head aren't allowed.
It's embarrassing and gay.

la pinta [ban] | Nov 3 08 : 1:37pm

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ok
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brujeria [ban] | Nov 5 08 : 4:47am

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icon_question.gif que??? nooo deja de joder

Kaos2008 [ban] | Dec 26 08 : 10:12pm

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Yeah good catch.....will bring him problems later on.
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That was an awesome catch though.
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drccoco [ban] | Sep 23 09 : 12:54pm

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beautiful catch

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