I love the cop's initial reaction to back up and re-ASS-ess the situation.

ROFLMAO!

He had a really shitty shift....poor guy

it appears that the blazer wasnt the only thing that skid by the looks of those skidmarks on them whitey tities,.

pmsl ....

Shouldnt that be smsl??

It's been a bad week for black trucks!!! Hang on, that sounds a bit racist.

I would have let him go.

give him a push on the tush sirrrrr.

He tried to hop the fence saying "kiss my ass"
and it's fuck the po po not the po po fuck

aparently there was a crack on the fence..the police are looking into it......

After searching the truck, the police found 2000 stolen................... .......nappies!

Awww SHIT

He was actually being arrested for carrying a concealed "readynow" in his pants.

i just flush mine. no sense in carrying them around.

that is why i wear boxers, it just falls out...no need to worry about it

look at the shitstain on his tighty whites

!EEEWW!
Nasty piece of shit!

rape time

rape time WTF

The poo stain on his knickers is there because toilet paper doesnt have instructions on how to use it on the pack lol hemp hemp hemp

If there is anyone who knows how to use toilet paper, it's me...Here, have some...

That's an interesting style of underwear he's wearing.The patch around the ass makes it look very retro.................... ...

The running bad guy uses a new technique, copied from ECM (electronic counter measures) called FCM: faecal counter measures...

Maybe he was a turd burglar

Thats gonna leave a skidmark on his record.

He thought he had the the drop on the cop but his pants had the drop on him!

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what was nasty about that!!! they looked pretty clean to me!!!

did fat man in the god awful hawaiian shirt really think he was going to scale that fence and get away?

He really should have paid more attention in gym class @ vid why did it stop just before the man sex?

ahh.., the old Skunk defense.

Now, that's what I call a shitty shituation!!!!

Insert nightstick here.
Sorry. that was bad. From the looks of the guy someone already did that.

After months of investigation the police finally CRACKed the case.....

FAKE

You can be shit faced,
shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit or
decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit
while others
can’t tell the difference
between
shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.
There is bull shit,
horse shit,
chicken shit and
holy shit!
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or
Be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
smell like shit,
taste like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it’s the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don’t need to know anything else!
Pass this along if you give a shit!!
lol hemp hemp

Nice George Carlin material but at least give hin credit for it!

Well, I guess getting arrested with your pants down still beats dying without your boots on.

Im sure youve been arrested with you pants down in forrest preserve out houses you gay fuck

GUY IS JUST YOUR AVERAGE SHIT HEAD

H was scared shitless and the cop thought, 'shit, I'm scared.

The cop had to stop for a second and think to himself "Should I arrest him or fist him? Arrest or Fist? Arrest or Fist? Arrest or Fist?"

HOLY SHIT!!!!

2 cops 1 cup

he should have pulled his gun and shot craps, always bet on brown

Would that cop have had that stinky pants MOFO in his car?? I doubt it very much.......Mucky bastard

that crook almost made it with that trick

HE SHIT HIMSELF WHILE JUMPING OVER THE FENCE!!!!!!!!!! BLAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OBVIOUSLY for those who quotes "NO SHIT!"

Frisk him officer! NO! You Pat him down! Fuck NO

You can tell he had this all planned out. He was sitting in his recliner chair eating KFC and he was like. "Woah! Thats a great idea, I'll hope a fence to get away from them too!" Then he didn't ASSes his own weight or the need for a belt. Poor man.
Talk about a shitty reputation...

he's all to ready for a cavity search

Fake!!!

his pants falling down are the least of his problems

it's all them burger's faults !!! they made me eat them, that's why i'm here damn it !!

Looks like he was all lubed up and wet and moist for the holding cell raping to begin.

DELETED

FUCKING SPAM!!!!!

He was literally scared to shit

big lol ! he was shitting in his car

FAKE!

He's thinking ahead. Who's going to try and rape him in jail now!

He is clearly not in a position to resist

haha funny

he was a fat Ass, so his ass probaly spells

Nasty motherfucker.
This is the result of doing coke allll day and not eating.

ok i thought someone would notice that he shit hes pants. or just really doesnt know how to wipe hes own ass. just go back and look at hes ass as he tries to jump it.

he has no brains I mean just get on the hood of your car and jump over the fence...dUH!

silly fat man! what were you thinking?

Shitted on himself!

lardass