Lesson, don't drink and jump! LMFAO!

Ok, Ok got the messege....it sucked sorry!

He's digging for truffles.

Except if they stick him a new nose, I think his truffles-sniffer career is over...ouch

I use to do shit like this when I did drugs.......well
actually I still do drugs but I don't do shit like this anymore

quess his luck red cap...aint so lucky

I thought he's head came off for a second
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If he was a helicopter...he could blame it on losing lift....but he isn't so we'll just put it down to retarded and fucking hilarious.
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here here!!

Dude, I said babloo-blablwaa, not boblaw-bahbluewah !!

You can bet they're seeing that mug in China.

oooh that nigga dead.

i dont care

That was a poor attempt and a bit Camp.

cooool

that fucking guy in blue spilled the beer!! oh, the humanity!!

I have got nothing so I make this offering to the joke Gods....
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Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

This is a preview of what we can expect for the first annual Nothing Toxic Olympics...

FUCK YA FOR SLOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

did he mean to do that also we're going to need alot of updates on the conditions of the track guy, the dropped child and now this moron biker

He did'nt commit to the jump,so he got what he deserved,a gob full of dirt Dumb ass.

i could pull that off a few and its off 2 the races

another one bites the dust

" Um num num num num. "

Would a metal detector be any use to find teeth?

The reason why they dont have motocross at the Special Olympics

thats how you show of infront ur girl friend xD

Soon to be 'ex' girl friend

who gave toby a motorcycle?

my head hurts just trying to understand Scott's description.

Gravity. Some people just need to be reminded.

And who thought that a mound of dirt would really make the jumper flip all the way around? For all I know, they might as well have lit a campfire and rescue him with marshmellows. Oh the joy of failed bike attempts. Eat up!

i have to ask this guy someday how it taste to eat the ground :D

Paddy, the Irishman (of course) sat in the Dublin Pub all day downin Guinness & Jameson. Finally Mick, the bartender sez - "Sorry Paddy, ya had enuff-i'm cuttin ya off - go on home, mate" . Paddy reluctantly agrees, turns and jumps off the barstool and falls flat on his face! FOOK ! he sez and trys agin - only to fall flat on his face again! FOOKIT he mudders, and continues to crawl across the floor to the door - there he trys one more time to stand up and falls flat again!!
His house in only a few blocks from the pub, so he crawls home - where he again attempts to stand - again falls flat on his mug - FOOKIT - he sez agin and crawls up the steps and into bed.
Next mornin his misses shakes him awake and sez, "Got a lil'pissed last night, did ya?"
How'd you know???? he asks - "well - she sez - "Mick, the bartender called - seems ya left yer wheelchair at the bar agin"
2 u PADDY

Now that was cute!

suddenly braking at the top of a jump usually isn't a good idea

haha
there wasnt evan an attempt at a trick or saving himself then its was just keep hold of the bars till my face is under ground what a retard

dont worry his hat cushioned the fall

you know im getting numb to the retards wrecking bikes on here it seems like a feeble attempt for space where more worthy vids could be. now face first into a camp fire might be less weak.

Whoa! At first glance I thought that motherfucker got decapitated! Too bad it was just his hat

i almost did that before off a picnic table before.

when im that drunk i usually fuck girls in the ass is safer

hahaha, i love how they always make the "euuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhg" sound ^^ Yes, im evil.

Great advert for faceplants.

who superglued his hands to the handlebars?

you know summer is here when you cant smell anything but grass & believe me summer for him is going to be a very long year

Yeah dude woooo!

e pushed himself because he didn't want to lose face, And he eded up losing it anyway.