Comments - Family on Safari Watches 2 Lions Viciously Kill a Giraffe

category: Bizarre | views: 179376 | posted on: 08/07/2008

No family vacation to Africa is complete without seeing Jerry Giraffe viciously murdered by hungry lions. You'll cherish these memories forever!

bigsillyfatguy [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:09am

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I'd rather be eaten by lions than have a British accent.

PlasticBottles [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:23am

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bigsillyfatguy on Aug 7 08 : 6:09am wrote:
I'd rather be eaten by lions than have a British accent.
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I'd rather be eaten by lions than have a american accent.

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:47am

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...than have an Aussie accent.

cucarachito [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:00am

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pleeeze, novady menshon mexican acceents. pleeeze. tank yoo senores,
yippa yippa arrriva arriva andale <--we all say that (speedy gonzalez is our god, by the way)

Red6ixx [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:25am

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and what does a british accent sound like?? do you mean Northern, southern, scottish, welsh, proper english, brummie, scouse, Manc, those from Cornwall, yorkshire, bristol area, glaswegian, doric, highlander - i could go on but you obviously know more than me so explain.

Toxicity [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:29am

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Pretty sure they all don't pronounce the letter 'R' correctly.

Sushi69 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:58am

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Are you sure????? I have always found that having an English accent is a very effective way of removing American girls panties icon_wink.gif icon_beer.gif
Just a thought. icon_cool.gif

Graphene Balls [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:12am

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With a 14' dick I've never had to speak to them icon_wink.gif icon_beer.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:25am

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Just as well mate, with a 14" dick, I think they would be pretty speachless anyway! icon_beer.gif

Graphene Balls [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:34am

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icon_beer.gif well they couldn't when they are all choking on it (consensually !!!)

chopSushi69 [ban] | Aug 8 08 : 7:03am

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you going on about dicks again ..... knew you was wrong boy ...

dizdabiz [ban] | Aug 9 08 : 2:26am

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chopSushi69 on Aug 8 08 : 9:03am wrote:
you going on about dicks again ..... knew you was wrong boy ...
by dizdabiz, August 9 2008 : 4:22am
by chopSushi69, August 8 2008 : 9:00am
when i come round and fuck you family ...remember me ...more than likely you will have done them already ....and TURN YOUR CAPLOCKS OFF ...ITS A SIGN OF A RETARD ....
TURN MY CAPS LOCK OFF? TURN MY CAPS LOCK OFF? WHATS YOUR PROBLEM AGAIN YOU STUPID DUMB CHILD MOLESTING FAGBAG? YOU WOULD'NT COME UP TO ME ON THE STREET AND LOOK IN MY DIRECTION,SO WHY GROW MUSCLES FROM BEHIND THE COMPUTERSCREEN EH? YOU NERDY,DWEEBY GEEKY RECTUM DWELLER,LISTEN BITCH,I AINT THE ONE,NOT IN PRISON OR NOT ON THE STREET,OR NOT ON THE NET,PEOPLE LIKE YOU GET JACKED AND SMOKED CONSTANTLY ROUND MY HOOD,SO WHEN YOU WANNA COME AND FUCK MY FAMILY,ID LOVE TO SEE HOW YOU NEGOTIATE YOUR WAY OUT OF GETTING KILLED MY THE TEENAGERS ON MY BLOCK! FOR SOME REASON YOU'VE GOT SOME DEEP PSYCOLOGICAL ISSUSES WHICH IM GUESSING STEMS FROM YOUR DAD DRESSING UP AS GARY GLITTER AND MICHAEL JACKSON AS HE MOLESTED YOU! AND I HEARD THAT WHEN HE BECAME CRIPPLED AND WHEELCHAIRBOUND YOU RETURNED THE MOLESTING,BUT DRESSED AS A CLOWN! HAHAHA! NOW FAG OFF CURL UP AND DIE OF BOREDOOM AS YOUR LIFE'S SHIT,YOUR FAMILY ARE LOSERS,YOUR FRIENDS HATE YOU AND MEET UP BEHIND YOUR BACK,AND YOUR DADS REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER! KILL THEM ALL THEN TOP YOURSELF,LET THE VOICES TAKE OVER...OBEY THE VOICES........

zykron [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:02am

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The British accent pronounces all their "u" sounds pretty hard. In fact, we're doing physics research in a team of 5 grad. students + 1 experienced researcher and astronomy teacher (and long-time department chair), and one team member, our only female, has a straightforward british accent. I don't really see why it would annoy people, especially when living in northern New England has surrounded me with a bunch of people who "pay for deir cahs with a credit cahd" and us mathematicians in the department use Wolfram's "Mathematiker." icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

dabulldown [ban] | Aug 9 08 : 12:42am

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come on asian is the best icon_wink.gif

chrisgreen49 [ban] | Aug 9 08 : 4:13am

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dont be siily, british accents differ from one region to another,these people just happen to have one of the crap british accents

Sushi69 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:10am

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"You can't leave that lyin there".
"It's not a Lion, It's a Giraffe"! icon_beer.gif

liacon [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:24am

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If you listen closely, you can plainly hear the giraffe saying: Hey, a little help over here would be much appreciated icon_smile.gif

Krazy [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:25am

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icon_rolleyes.gif I knew somebody would say it icon_wink.gif

Graphene Balls [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:12am

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Was I the only one expecting this to be ,
."one beaver accidentally kills a wasp"

Graphene Balls [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:18am

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"it's terrible but you gotta film it"
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No love , your just a lower class degenerate who excuses a persons lust for danger & death with a poor excuse of experience.

MapleAide [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:42am

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DRive! Pull closer woman!
Now now girls, close your eyes, don't watch.

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:13am

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'your just a lower class degenerate who excuses a persons lust for danger & death' ...and exactly why do you come to NT? To watch trees swaying in the wind, perhaps? icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif

Graphene Balls [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 12:10pm

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Not at all , I am a degenerate who is so desensitised to things like gore , suicides , beatings , accidents etc that I find humour from thinking up sick shit to say about them. Just I wouldn't let my kids see the things I see on here .
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should something like that happen where it was unavoidable I would try to do something responsible instead of listen to my kids getting upset & say something hollow like "but we must keep filming"She kept filming because she WANTED to , not because she felt obliged to. That's all I meant

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 12:26pm

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oops. I posted original message on the wrong site. I thought this was www.swayingtrees.com. my bad

POOMAKER [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:31am

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Only in Kenya we've got lyons icon_exclaim.gif
http://www.weebls-stuff.c om/toons/kenya/

Toxicity [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 10:35pm

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Ha, what the hell is that?

Krazy [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:13am

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That'll teach him to Lion to them about his stash of food icon_wink.gif

piss off! [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:13am

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Aahhh, nature...it's a beatifull thing! icon_beer.gif

JizzMop [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:14am

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'shut your eyes this is THE KILL!' lmao

ugggggggg [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:15am

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15 mins later a big friendly bear arrived ,rescued the giraffe,picked him up.,.,,.fed him honey,grapes,milk and the giraffe recovered and made a friend forever. hemp hemp hemp icon_cheesygrin.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:15am

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an animal re-enactment of what happens on the street every night in my hood!
WELCOME TO THE FOODCHAIN BITCHES!

bigsillyfatguy on Aug 7 08 : 6:09am wrote:
I'd rather be eaten by lions than have a British accent.
HAHAHA! i blame DICK VAN DYK in mary poppins for butchering the british accent and giving us a bad name '' SHINE YA SHOE FOR YA GOVNOR!'' HAHAHA!

bugmenot [ban] | Aug 8 08 : 7:40am

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Shut up you typical english inred coward. You english limies are jokes with your gay accents. If I saw you in the states you'd turn white and shit yourself. Fucking emglish sheep-shagging cowards.

flintstone [ban] | Aug 8 08 : 4:24pm

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typical yank rant, if you need to slag us off sado, at least have the brains to spell correctly...jeeeez.

dizdabiz [ban] | Aug 9 08 : 2:00am

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bugmenot on Aug 8 08 : 9:40am wrote:
Shut up you typical english inred coward. You english limies are jokes with your gay accents. If I saw you in the states you'd turn white and shit yourself. Fucking emglish sheep-shagging cowards.
''INRED?'' ''EMGLISH?'' IL TAKE IT THAT ENGISH IS'NT YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE? YOU DISEASED SPAWN FROM A POISONED WOMB! SO IS THAT WHAT YEARS OF INCESTUOS INBREEDING DOES TO YOUR BRAIN? LISTEN YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A HILLBILLY GAY MIDGET,I DONT FEAR NO CUNT ON THIS PLANET,SO IF WE MET I KNOW THAT YOU'D BE THE ONE SHITTING IN YOUR MUMS KNICKERS APPOLOGISING BEFORE OFFERING YOUR SISTERS,MUM'S,GRANNY'S AUNT'S AND GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY'S AS A SORRY GIFT! HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
NOW FAG OFF!

spunktubber [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:15am

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This is what happens when lions and giraffes are let roam free in Essex cos there is no way under the sun that those chavs flew over playa del ingles to get to Africa. innit.

jcp517 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:18am

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Tarzan's no fucking help.

alltoxic [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:23am

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I guess size doesn't matter after all.
Poor Giraffe.
RIP buddy.
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dani.violentdeath [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:24am

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Great way to entertain the kiddies.
Maybe the cheap bastards at the safari should feed their lions.

Icarus [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:29am

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dani.violentdeath on Aug 7 08 : 6:24am wrote:
Great way to entertain the kiddies. Maybe the cheap bastards at the safari should feed their lions.
They do. They feed them.......giraffes

Dina123 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:26am

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20 second mark....setting the best example.....my mother set the best example at the 5:00 minute mark of my life.

ugggggggg [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:27am

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how biased is that????????? they didnt show the giraffe raping the lioness a few mins earlier did they?????????????? and what about the giraffes foals pissing against the lio cubs s granma???????// biased bastard cameraman!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp icon_razz.gif

TamerPunk [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:29am

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Nice parents swearing in front of their kids...

Kakihara [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:34am

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listen to their pussy assed reactions brings a smile to my face and warms my heart, so damn funny.

dani.violentdeath [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:34am

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Oh my god they swaered? No way! That is sooo bad!

Kaos2008 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:35am

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I'd be LION if I said I didn't like that.
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I would have just put the foot down on the accelerator and slammed the horn on and attempted to scare them away.
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As a parent myself I hate to hear the kids like that....as it always sux to hear my own child when she see's this type of thing. (Not lions though of course).
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But I would/do still keep filming though. icon_cheesygrin.gif
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Graphene Balls [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:46am

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I hear you man , there's that tone that just eats through the very being of a parent but shit like this is just nature . As ugly as it can be kids (obviously not too young) have to be aware it exists icon_beer.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:58am

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I'm in danger of having my head bitten off here, but I'm going to have to stick my neck out and say, wild cats don't have tin openers so what else are they going to do. icon_cheesygrin.gif

spunktubber [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:57am

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But what else do you expect to see in the Kruger NP? If the lion doesnt kill, it doesnt eat...

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:37am

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A perfect time to ask the fat obnoxious wife to get out and get something from the trunk...

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:40am

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The next leg of the tour was a gang of chimps jerking off. Explain that, dad ...

Tapeworm [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:52am

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It depends on what type of porn video they were jerking off too. icon_cheesygrin.gif

newburghschamp [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:46am

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WOW good thing the Giraffe's dick isn't as long as his neck, they would have needed more Lions considering the way they attacked the neck

en jaywest [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:47am

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lucky kids. witnessing nature at work. best thing i ever saw at the safari (six flags) was some monkeys tearing up a vinyl roof on a car.

Cobia [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:02am

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It's not murder. It's survival of the fittest. Only humans murder.

godoy99 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:04am

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holy fuck some people have to learn how to use a camera

SHREK58 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:16am

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Welcome to the jungle
we got fun and games
we got everything ya want
honey we know the names
G&R

dizdabiz [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:56am

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SHREK58 on Aug 7 08 : 7:16am wrote:
Welcome to the jungle
we got fun and games
we got everything ya want
honey we know the names
G&R
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SHREK58 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 6:02am

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And like we say at the Titty Twister, "if you can find pussy anywhere cheaper....... FUCK IT!!!"
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mr_bean152 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 6:30am

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haha u missed out chicken pie pussy

Sushi69 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:45am

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Diz, you are indeed a legend!!! This is for you.
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=IIy08N1HGsE
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itizme [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 6:41pm

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WO WO WO WHERE IS THE FUCKING ADDRESS. IM IM COCKed AND LOADed AND READY TO CUM AT , I MEAN TO THE PENNY PUSSY SHACK icon_question.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_beer.gif

[[ 514Y3R ]] [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:21am

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i wish these idiots would get eaten by lions.
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majorjim [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:32am

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"Its horrible" "Yeah but thats nature init" LOL!

dixie [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:33am

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does condom sizes come in metres????

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:36am

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It's the circle of life Simba! icon_cheesygrin.gif

rednek1947 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:36am

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With the exception of the lions and a giraffe it looked like any other street fight video on NT. Come on lions...stomp on his head.

P-90 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:47am

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Cobia on Aug 7 08 : 7:02am wrote:
It's not murder. It's survival of the fittest. Only humans murder.
Err...that's not actually true, many animals kill for reasons other than food (Mating rites, territory etc.) In fact I've seen film of two tigers ambushing a herd of animals and killing like five of them just because they could.

P-90 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:57am

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Man that woman's annoying, what did you expect when you booked a safari? I love the fact that as she's moaning the kids are laughing.

scottie2high [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 6:00am

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fucking lions allways hungry icon_stoned.gif

rednek1947 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 6:07am

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These 2 lions kill a giraffe and decide to split the kill. The lion that got the back half looked up from eating and asked the other lion "How you doing". The other lion said "i'm having a ball". The first lion says "slow down...your eating my half".