Comments - Woman Trips Shoplifter Trying to Escape

category: Funny | views: 101046 | posted on: 08/07/2008

Not only does that little leg move come in handy while fighting crime it's also super fun to use on old people.

Sushi69 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:12am

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She felt a right cunt later on when she found out he wasn't a shoplifter, but actually had won a trolly dash on his local radio station! icon_rolleyes.gif

Krazy [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:15am

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Hope he enjoys his Trip to prison.....ive already called Bubba, he getting the lube warmed up icon_cheesygrin.gif

cucarachito [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:03am

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krazy, why do you have prision-bubba's phone number on your speed dial?
...just askin'
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Krazy [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 11:09am

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BUGGER!!!!! i knew somebody would ask icon_sad.gif
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Well.........he.........u rm....they.........ok, ok he owes me icon_neutral.gif

piss off! [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:15am

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That was a woman who is "quik with her feet" icon_rolleyes.gif

Graphene Balls [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:16am

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Thats just not sport love , foul , red card & ten yards. Go again!

JizzMop [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:16am

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hahaha, whats up with the music?

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:17am

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it then cost the company quarter of a million to prosecute him. way to go bitch!

en jaywest [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:52am

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then the shoplifter sued the lady that tripped him and won $500,000.

dizdabiz [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:19am

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lynda carter aka WONDER WOMAN though retired,still managed the odd occasion of heroism from time time........

jcp517 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:21am

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Thank you for shoplifting Walmart. Come again. icon_biggrin.gif

gilfman [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:21am

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The perp is probably thinking as he's being led in, "Thanks a lot, bitch!" Not that he was going to get very far, anyway.

dani.violentdeath [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:22am

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hahaha

ugggggggg [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:23am

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i saw that happen in town a few years ago,,.,..,the vigilante had actually tripped up a plain clothes policeman lol he wasnt happy ,the gay swine had a mousetache what did he expect us public to do? hemp hemp hemp icon_razz.gif icon_razz.gif icon_razz.gif icon_redface.gif icon_surprised.gif icon_smile.gif icon_razz.gif icon_razz.gif icon_razz.gif

liacon [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:28am

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And this is how she got a job working as a security guard for a major department store. Now you know the rest of the story.
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Sushi69 on Aug 7 08 : 6:12am wrote:
She felt a right cunt later on when she found out he wasn't a shoplifter, but actually had won a trolly dash on his local radio station!

Okay I'll bite, what the hell is a "trolly dash"?

Sushi69 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:30am

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You get 60 seconds to run round the shop grabbing all you can and anything you get, you keep. I find jokes are always much funnier when you have to explain them icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:04am

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As opposed to a 'Dolly Trash', where you have 60 seconds to beat up the tart of your choice. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:10am

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LMAO!!!! Indeed my fellow C.U.N.T. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

FearLess035 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:14am

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Hahaha!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif A beer for that comment: icon_beer.gif

Krazy [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:46am

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Graphene Balls [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:47am

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Just keep dale winton out of this idea and I agree , fucking tall oompah loompah

Krazy [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:04am

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Ewww i hate that fucker icon_twisted.gif

MapleAide [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:54am

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What a dumbass, I would have went straight for the meat department.
That's what she said?..

andy_fozzy [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:37am

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What the fuck is going on with that music icon_eek.gif

piss off! [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:55am

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And it's not even fucking monday!!

Kaos2008 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:39am

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Give that women a free TV. icon_cheesygrin.gif
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newburghschamp [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:48am

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WATCH YOUR STEP!

Dina123 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:48am

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The new Loss Prevention, only difference is they send you on free trips down south

[[ 514Y3R ]] [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:23am

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wats up with the gay soundtrack?

SHREK58 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:24am

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If more people were willing to do the right thing like this woman, instead of not wanting to get involved and turning a blind eye to this kind of thing, stuff at the store wouldn't be so damned expensive. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif for her!!

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:53am

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Later that night after her family watched her heroism on the evening news, Her husband turned & said," I haven't seen you legs open that far, that fast since our honeymoon!"

scottie2high [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 6:02am

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yor hired icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Irishlager [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 6:28am

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LOL

double stroke [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 6:52am

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that perp had a shirt and tie...no one would suspect him of shoplifting...or follow him around the store...he must have had some CDs sticking out from under his shirt!

Icarus [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:37am

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double stroke on Aug 7 08 : 8:52am wrote:
that perp had a shirt and tie...no one would suspect him of shoplifting...or follow him around the store...he must have had some CDs sticking out from under his shirt!
I'm guessing Clay Aiken

CUTE-EYEZ69 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:03am

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uuummm a lil "thank you mam'" would have been nice, lil fuckers

zykron [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:06am

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She didn't look like she was running at full speed anyways. Was she stealing a pair of those heavy workman's earphones? I wouldn't blame her, that lame department store music can get pretty damn loud.
And then they play some R&B a minute after. She knows the whole schedule.

pipesandbikes [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:09am

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Have a nice trip. See you next fall. icon_rolleyes.gif

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:49am

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...don't forget to drop in.

chartrule [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:25am

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looks good on the little prick

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:43am

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LMAO ... now that's THE most upbeat thing I've seen all day. Gotta love the nonchalant crime fightin' female willing to get involved and then have a giggle. Awesome.

jagenigma [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:59am

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HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
She Owned that idiot!!!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

dusone [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:04am

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he wouldn't have gotten away anyways,

allthatsunholy [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:41am

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ppl that steal are trash, get a fuckin job or sell dope. lazy fucks

BEERMAN [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:51am

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WAY TO GO!! she gets my vote fer "citizen of the year" , and, of course, a beer icon_beer.gif

Skitzoap [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:57am

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The dude in the shirt and tie was a shoplifter?? What the hell was he stealing? Calculators?

BigSwede [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:12am

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About two weeks ago i caught a shoplifter with a bag full of Wii games.
The cops told me that they were worth 1650$!
The shop manager gave me a microwawe owen worth 166$ for my "trouble"! icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

Andulamb [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:12am

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Pretty good. Although the security dudes were right on his tail and would have gotten him anyway. But I love how casual she is about it.

nando22 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:17am

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now she will be on oprah winfrey icon_frown.gif

MrMiyagi [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:29am

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Mr Miyagi say: fake video; shoplifter white.

buggsquasher [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:31am

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HAHAHA,, DONT DROP THE SOAP IN JAIL BUDDY,
SOMEONE GET HIM SOAP ON A ROPE.

she she [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 10:49am

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scotty2hotty! on Aug 7 08 : 7:53am wrote:
Later that night after her family watched her heroism on the evening news, Her husband turned & said," I haven't seen you legs open that far, that fast since our honeymoon!"
Now that's funny!!!! icon_lol.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Aug 11 08 : 10:36am

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whatsabolo [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 10:57am

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That leg move is also good at sporting events, pub crawls, anywhere with stairs, dorm rooms, dark alleyways, bharmitsvahs, family bbq's, weddings, movie theaters, Walmarts and china shops. icon_cheesygrin.gif Guess he really wanted that ugly yellow jacket.
B for effort though, gets away from 2 security guards but not that woman's leg? icon_neutral.gif

myarse [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 11:47am

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looked like a shirtlifter to me icon_stoned.gif

lorak [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 12:27pm

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concerned citizens concern me. that wasn't her business at all.

iMasturbate [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 1:25pm

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tripped by a girl lol.

paintedhorse [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 1:31pm

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i like it

Gplanet [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 1:57pm

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Very fancy Footwork

missxmarylove [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 2:48pm

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What A Dumb Bitch. She Should Of Mind Her Own Bussiness!

johnnylaw [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 2:48pm

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lorak on Aug 7 08 : 2:27pm wrote:
concerned citizens concern me. that wasn't her business at all.
Are you kidding me? You must be one of those I'm not getting involved types. Lets hope no one ever has to depend on you for anything. Where are you from? Your statement concerns me. It's better to have more people like her than sackless wonderlicks like yourself. That sounds caustic, but damn your attitude sucks. Hypothetical- Man has 12 year old daughter. Man finds his daughter being raped by an intruder.
Man- A. calls police and waits for them to arrive and stop the attack.
B. asks the man to hurry as daughter needs to get to school.
C. Uses whatever means available and necessary to thwart the attack.-(hopefully killing the motherfucker.).
What would you do? Sure it's apples to oranges, but it's still fruit.

bigguvnor [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 3:18pm

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yea but what if that man werent running from security but muggers and they stabbed him to death when he hit the floor THATS MURDER CONCERNED CITEZEN CONSERN ME if it aint your buisness its nothing to do with you is a good rule but to every rule there are exeptions people mugging or hastling old people bullies and groups picking on people but a shoplifter runnning no thanks RUN MAN RUN

Dane42o [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:34pm

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lorak obviously is an idiot and doesn't really deserve any response, but since he's getting them anyways I'll throw mine in. I can't wait for the day lorak is getting raped in the ass while 'unconcerned citizens' walk by and ignore it as it isn't any of their business. You are such a douche, lorak.

flintstone [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 3:16pm

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Must have been a shopping trip...

Juniorfts [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:29pm

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what a shitty criminal, to be taken out by a tom and jerry maneuver the bitch learned from being a tv watching housewife.....damn oprah nation...we speak your names.

undrugged [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:34pm

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good skills

Necramonium [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:42pm

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lol,give that women a 1 minute free shopping :) to bad for the bad hippy music.

lakers420 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 6:36pm

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what a bitch waht if that was me

evillizardeye [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 11:52pm

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that waz a goooood 1 icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif

dBT [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 10:50pm

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HAHAHAHA.
MONNNNNNDAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYY icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

jmtznr0th [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 11:12pm

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I would have gave him the running dropkick

irondog [ban] | Aug 8 08 : 12:26am

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hey give that lady a hand (or a foot) for stepping up (pun intended) and taking a stand so that evildoers (shoplifters) can take a fall. she deserves a vacation (trip) to disneyland .

SHuTTHaTSHiTuP [ban] | Aug 8 08 : 4:18am

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and that fool said, i would have gotten away too.... if it werent for that pesky bitch!