Comments - Woman Trips Shoplifter Trying to Escape
category: Funny | views: 101046 | posted on: 08/07/2008
Not only does that little leg move come in handy while fighting crime it's also super fun to use on old people.
cucarachito [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:03am
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krazy, why do you have prision-bubba's phone number on your speed dial?
...just askin'
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Graphene Balls [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:16am
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Thats just not sport love , foul , red card & ten yards. Go again!
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:17am
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it then cost the company quarter of a million to prosecute him. way to go bitch!
en jaywest [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:52am
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then the shoplifter sued the lady that tripped him and won $500,000.
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And this is how she got a job working as a security guard for a major department store. Now you know the rest of the story.
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She felt a right cunt later on when she found out he wasn't a shoplifter, but actually had won a trolly dash on his local radio station!
Okay I'll bite, what the hell is a "trolly dash"?
Graphene Balls [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:47am
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Just keep dale winton out of this idea and I agree , fucking tall oompah loompah
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:53am
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Later that night after her family watched her heroism on the evening news, Her husband turned & said," I haven't seen you legs open that far, that fast since our honeymoon!"
double stroke [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 6:52am
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that perp had a shirt and tie...no one would suspect him of shoplifting...or follow him around the store...he must have had some CDs sticking out from under his shirt!
CUTE-EYEZ69 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:03am
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uuummm a lil "thank you mam'" would have been nice, lil fuckers
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She didn't look like she was running at full speed anyways. Was she stealing a pair of those heavy workman's earphones? I wouldn't blame her, that lame department store music can get pretty damn loud.
And then they play some R&B a minute after. She knows the whole schedule.
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 7:43am
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LMAO ... now that's THE most upbeat thing I've seen all day. Gotta love the nonchalant crime fightin' female willing to get involved and then have a giggle. Awesome.
allthatsunholy [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 8:41am
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ppl that steal are trash, get a fuckin job or sell dope. lazy fucks
buggsquasher [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 9:31am
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HAHAHA,, DONT DROP THE SOAP IN JAIL BUDDY,
SOMEONE GET HIM SOAP ON A ROPE.
whatsabolo [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 10:57am
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That leg move is also good at sporting events, pub crawls, anywhere with stairs, dorm rooms, dark alleyways, bharmitsvahs, family bbq's, weddings, movie theaters, Walmarts and china shops.
Guess he really wanted that ugly yellow jacket.
B for effort though, gets away from 2 security guards but not that woman's leg? ![]()
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concerned citizens concern me. that wasn't her business at all.
Man- A. calls police and waits for them to arrive and stop the attack.
B. asks the man to hurry as daughter needs to get to school.
C. Uses whatever means available and necessary to thwart the attack.-(hopefully killing the motherfucker.).
What would you do? Sure it's apples to oranges, but it's still fruit.
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yea but what if that man werent running from security but muggers and they stabbed him to death when he hit the floor THATS MURDER CONCERNED CITEZEN CONSERN ME if it aint your buisness its nothing to do with you is a good rule but to every rule there are exeptions people mugging or hastling old people bullies and groups picking on people but a shoplifter runnning no thanks RUN MAN RUN
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lorak obviously is an idiot and doesn't really deserve any response, but since he's getting them anyways I'll throw mine in. I can't wait for the day lorak is getting raped in the ass while 'unconcerned citizens' walk by and ignore it as it isn't any of their business. You are such a douche, lorak.
Necramonium [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 5:42pm
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lol,give that women a 1 minute free shopping :) to bad for the bad hippy music.
SHuTTHaTSHiTuP [ban] | Aug 8 08 : 4:18am
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and that fool said, i would have gotten away too.... if it werent for that pesky bitch!

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Sushi69 [ban] | Aug 7 08 : 4:12am
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She felt a right cunt later on when she found out he wasn't a shoplifter, but actually had won a trolly dash on his local radio station!