all that just to swap hats

that was pretty gay.........but i'd still rather be from the south anyday than be some coward yankee from up north

...and to Cap it all, they both drive around the corner for a good old fashioned, red neck, ass banging.

OK TAKE YOUR WICA DEFINNITION OF A REDNECK AND (SHOVE IT ) I FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL AND HAVE A FEW YEARS OF COLLEDGE . I AM A REDNECK , I HAVE HAD MY BAIT OF YOU STUPID FUCKS THAT THINK LIKE YOU DO AND WITH YOUR REDNECK INYOUWINDOWS.I TAKE IT THAT YALL ARE TOOOO DUMB TO REALIZE THAT YALL ARE ALL RACIST TOWARDS US POOR SOUTHERNERS SO BASIC LY HERE IS YOUR SIGN (FUCK YALL) YA RACIST REDNECK HATERS , NOTE I ALSO AM TRAILER TRASH. SO YALL HAVE A NICE DAY AND MOST OF ALL, YALL KEEP ON GRINNIN ITIZME VIC P.S. MY FAMILY REUNION DID NOT DO WELL THIS YEAR .NO NEW BITCHES TO PICK UP . LATER [quote=Tapeworm, Aug 3 08 : 6:24am]
...and to Cap it all, they both drive around the corner for a good old fashioned, red neck, ass banging. [/quote] [quote=ggallin1, Aug 3 08 : 7:59am]
Come on up to Boston & shoot your toothless fuckin' mouth off like that.
You'd be another dumpster body-you slack jawed, kin raping, nastard.
Fuck you cunt.
-GG[/quote] [quote=Pumekuhp, Aug 3 08 : 8:55am]
Down south, you can divorce your wife...but she'll still be your sister. [/quote] [quote=piss off!, Aug 3 08 : 6:17am]
Gotta love them rednecks! yeeehhaaaa! I heard that after swapping hats, they swapped sisters and had a couple of followed by some then fucked eachothers family-pig hung somebody and all is good in redneck country now! [/quote] [quote=hypnoticjoker, Aug 3 08 : 7:06am]
Retard, redneck, its all the same [/quote] [quote=PITOLOCO172, Aug 3 08 : 6:41am]
There might have been a redneck using your computer if:
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".[/quote] [quote=rhoids, Aug 3 08 : 8:15am]
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What I have always wanted to know is where did the word "Redneck" come from....I mean if it is because they have red necks from the sun.....then everyone in Australia is a redneck.
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I'm trying to figure out how to describe it to someone in Australia. A redneck would be a guy who "lives cheap" because they can't afford anything else. They are also usually back-woods and into hunting, 4-wheelin', muddin' etc. These people are not educated or well traveled either. Most of them have never been away from their home state. You can also have redneck women who of course marry the redneck guys............Yes, they have "red necks" because most of them work outside in labor intensive jobs. Farms, construction, tow truck driver, heavy equipment operator. I'm sure you have the same class of people in Australia. Maybe everyone in Australia IS a redneck.................. .......[/quote] [quote=Krazy, Aug 3 08 : 8:42am]
So that would make me a tanned neck?[/quote] [quote=JackAsshole, Aug 3 08 : 11:47am]
There are rednecks everywhere...they just go by different names in different places.[/quote] [quote=iMasturbate, Aug 3 08 : 8:25am]
wow, that was amazing. there must be an unwritten rule about hats in the dirty south.[/quote] [quote=Red6ixx, Aug 3 08 : 11:11am]
i prefer to see my rednecks have mullets - its a nice touch [/quote] [quote=cucarachito, Aug 3 08 : 11:37am]
^
take over mexico?
why? we're all already here (u.s.a.). [/quote] [quote=ggallin1, Aug 3 08 : 7:19pm]
McCain... I would reply in depth-
but I gotta' go take an obama.

I'llwipemyhillaryafterI'm done[/quote] [quote=totalreason, Aug 3 08 : 12:28pm]
the name redneck originated from early in america, out west there were 2 miner operations going on, one was a union, the other non-union, in a protest style march thingy, the union workers wore red hankerchiefs around their necks, they ended up getting the other operation union-ized and were known as "rednecks" so look it up goddam it redneck was a term used for UNION workers, i only know this cause i was a teamster for the UPS (united postal service) union. but how it turned into a dis twords hilbillys... i dont know...[/quote] [quote=TRUONE, Aug 3 08 : 3:58pm]
...the number one way you know you're a redneck???
You've memorized a ton of red neck jokes!
The fact of the matter is i don't know any![/quote] [quote=TurboGuy, Aug 3 08 : 9:10pm]
So the shirtless redneck steals what looks like a CD case to get his cap back. Sorta like knocking his sister up not to have to deal with a new brother-in-law? [/quote]

I didn't make it into the list of quotes apart from a quote that quoted me
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I feel left out.
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--->> 4Ur Southerner Patriotism
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Maybe next time though till then I'll KEEP GRINNIN (and keep SINNIN).
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Try being a wetback redneck. That really complicates things.

the south will rise again ....... God Bless Dixie

Come on up to Boston & shoot your toothless fuckin' mouth off like that.
You'd be another dumpster body-you slack jawed, kin raping, nastard.
Fuck you cunt.
-GG

All I can say is thank God we we won the war!

Only two good things I've ever seen up north. A yankee grave yard and a south bound train.

Dishonorable discharge for you, scumbag.

Lol, glad you finally got back to me there gg. I was begining to think you didn't care. I like to pull that little gem out when my in-laws from MN say that the best thing to ever come out of the south is I-35. It's I-35 I'mthinking of right? Probably shouldn't log on here at night when I'm all jacked up. It's not the location that matters, it's the people.

Down south, you can divorce your wife...but she'll still be your sister.

WTF? Does a hat really mean that much when your hair makes you look like jesus?

Gotta love them rednecks! yeeehhaaaa! I heard that after swapping hats, they swapped sisters and had a couple of followed by some then fucked eachothers family-pig hung somebody and all is good in redneck country now!

You have to be careful fighting rednecks , if they beat you black & blue. Then everyone else will join in and beat you because your not white

F - ighting it
O - ut, are
R - edneck
D - rivers
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Damn, where's a .357 and 12 gauge when you want them to appear in a fight.
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Yup, they are some nasty fuckers them rednecks. Always find a reason to be able to say: Hey boy we don't take kindly to people like you 'round here. And then string your ass up, light a cross and fuck there sisters. Strange people, make me feel normal.

HEY YOU TWO! Out of the gene pool!

them speed humps in the road are a waste of time,they dont work do they,.if anything they slow you down!

i could kick both of there asses.................... and im a retard

Retard, redneck, its all the same

Just pullin your chain bro

dont coz if daddy hears it rattle he'll think im trying to escape ......................... ..... shovels hurt you know

There might have been a redneck using your computer if:
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

thats funny...................i dont think rednecks know how to use a computer

Shit. Now I got to change my password.

Shit is that what we have to do now? google the vids title and steal a joke to put here?

How do you circumcise a redneck hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw..

assholes

Redneck Medical Terms:
Artery The study of paintings.
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria.
Barium What doctors do when patients die.
Benign What you be after you be eight.
Catscan Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic A sheep dog.
Coma A punctuation mark.
D&C Where Washington is.
Dilate To live long.
Enema Not a friend.
Fester Quicker than someone else.
Fibula A small lie.
Genital Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail What you hang your coat on.
Impotent Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff A Doctor's cane.
Morbid A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates.
Node I knew it.
Outpatient A person who has fainted.
Ovaries You get to try again. (from wj1001250)
Pap Smear A fatherhood test.
Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative A letter carrier.
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery.
Rectum Pretty near killed him.
Secretion Hiding something.
Seizure Roman emperor.
Tablet A small table.
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor More than one.
Urine Opposite of you're out.
Varicose Near by/close by.

someone has been googling
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Funny stuff though.
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What I have always wanted to know is where did the word "Redneck" come from....I mean if it is because they have red necks from the sun.....then everyone in Australia is a redneck.
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I hope this helps
http://en.wikipedia.org/w iki/Redneck

Teaches you to fuck my sister............. before me!

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What I have always wanted to know is where did the word "Redneck" come from....I mean if it is because they have red necks from the sun.....then everyone in Australia is a redneck.
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I'm trying to figure out how to describe it to someone in Australia. A redneck would be a guy who "lives cheap" because they can't afford anything else. They are also usually back-woods and into hunting, 4-wheelin', muddin' etc. These people are not educated or well traveled either. Most of them have never been away from their home state. You can also have redneck women who of course marry the redneck guys............Yes, they have "red necks" because most of them work outside in labor intensive jobs. Farms, construction, tow truck driver, heavy equipment operator. I'm sure you have the same class of people in Australia. Maybe everyone in Australia IS a redneck.................. .......

So that would make me a tanned neck?

There are rednecks everywhere...they just go by different names in different places.

wow, that was amazing. there must be an unwritten rule about hats in the dirty south.

what did he fuckin grab? LOL

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John McCain would appreciate if you all would tone down the redneck jokes. Those are my constituents you're talking about, by god.
Vote McCain in '08 and I'll take over Mexico and make it America's landfill.

^
take over mexico?
why? we're all already here (u.s.a.).

McCain... I would reply in depth-
but I gotta' go take an obama.

I'llwipemyhillaryafterI'm done

I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than my brother vote for Obama...........just saying

John McCain is a flipflop...

Redneck fights are too girl for me. Too much mulletpulling.

the name redneck originated from early in america, out west there were 2 miner operations going on, one was a union, the other non-union, in a protest style march thingy, the union workers wore red hankerchiefs around their necks, they ended up getting the other operation union-ized and were known as "rednecks" so look it up goddam it redneck was a term used for UNION workers, i only know this cause i was a teamster for the UPS (united postal service) union. but how it turned into a dis twords hilbillys... i dont know...

yeah damn those hillbillies.
btw is Jim-Bob and bubba a redneck name?

pfff
Cant see anything xD

the caption says streetfight - but i don't see no fighting going on

THEY NEED TO get out of traffic and take that mess to a wal-mart parking lot

...the number one way you know you're a redneck???
You've memorized a ton of red neck jokes!
The fact of the matter is i don't know any!

Ugh

i like the old southern ritual of exchanging hats

So the shirtless redneck steals what looks like a CD case to get his cap back. Sorta like knocking his sister up not to have to deal with a new brother-in-law?

that aint a redneck, a true redneck would have a trucker hat, no shirt, cut off jeans, and a cold one in his hand at all times.

this is why you keep an aluminum baseball bat in the back seat

Well, thats what ya get when you cut a guy off and make him spill his beer.

It was a tie - they are both idiots!! The good news is they are back together now and they are trying to have a baby. No luck so far.

wtf was that

UUUUMMMMM where the fudge is the road rage and the st fight???????

Ah yes, move up north to the city where everything is over priced, overcrowded, polluted, high crime rates, and nothing but thugs in one end off-ing each other over a hit of X, and stuck up rich faggets that couldn't defend themselves against a baby on the other end. Funny how in big cities whites are considered the minorities, and the crime rate is through the fucking roof......

Pretty mild.

The last part was real weird. one last exchange of stuff and bye bye see ya tommorrow.

thats a hell of a way to say good bye!

kinda strange

Stupid fuck! Whats strange? Explain, asshole!