Comments - Dumbass Agrees to Try Pressure Point Knockout

category: Funny | views: 210540 | posted on: 08/02/2008

This trick would come in handy next time your girlfriend asks you to take out the trash.

Eversoft [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:03am

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My dad used to do that to me when I ate his cookies and drank his last beer.

David Copafeel [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:07am

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Was he santa's brother? yeah they get pissed when you do that.
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@vid, dumbass is right , I used to train in several martial arts & the amount of people who willingly put themselves forward to have this done because they don't believe it is astonishing.

Buster Hymen [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 7:02am

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You ate your dad's cookies?

Mr Scotland [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:07am

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been watching to much 24 dude!!!!!

dizdabiz [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:07am

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WTF? WHAT WAS WITH THOSE 100 QUESTIONS FOLLOWED BY A SLAP? LOOKS LIKE SEXUAL GROOMING FROM WHERE IM STANDING! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_cry.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:14am

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That what I was thinking.
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The way he folded up his legs like that looked like a date rape scenario.
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dizdabiz [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:41am

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Kaos2008 on Aug 2 08 : 6:14am wrote:
That what I was thinking.
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The way he folded up his legs like that looked like a date rape scenario.
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HAHAHA! yeah lifes a bitch when your unconcious,being manhandled by someone with superhuman strength and your TURKEY'S ABOUT TO GET STUFFED! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_cool.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:53am

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haha....he said to the guy "If you were out in the forest camping and you woke up with a sore ass and a condom haning out of it...would you tell anyone"
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He replies "Hell no"
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Other guy then asked him when he wants to go camping then.
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dizdabiz [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 5:07am

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Kaos2008 on Aug 2 08 : 6:53am wrote:
haha....he said to the guy "If you were out in the forest camping and you woke up with a sore ass and a condom haning out of it...would you tell anyone"
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He replies "Hell no"
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Other guy then asked him when he wants to go camping then.
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FearFactor [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 8:21am

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So thats how they got me icon_sad.gif

KudaRose [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 10:06am

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I love ur avi icon_stoned.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 8:24pm

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Yep...that's how they fuck ya.
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They call themselves politicians.
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And yeah.....cool avi dude..
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Tainted [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 9:46am

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Just a little disturbed now... lol... the imagery is just bad. I should know not to visit NT this early in the morning.

piss off! [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 2:22am

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DramaTim [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 8:43pm

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Ain't nothin' like not be able to play the on the sticks or drive a car because you're wasted. Smokin, a bowl of purple kush a watchin' NT, I'm tellin' ya Wooooooo!!!! icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

xlartanislx [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 8:58pm

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it's because it gets the blood flowing to the brain that pressure hold somehow disabled the oxygen to the brain and by slapping and massaging it you get the oxygen back quicker... That guy just hit the ground like a pile of bricks.

vulturedoors [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 11:41am

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The instructor smacked him in the carotid sinus and possibly also major nerves in his neck on both sides. Impact on the carotid sinus briefly makes the blood pressure to your brain spike, and as the brain is very sensitive to blood pressure changes, your body's defense mechanism is to drop blood pressure all over your body. The impact stops, and suddenly your already-low pressure crashes, and you pass out. It all takes place in a fraction of a second.

tobby [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:09am

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my daddy gives mommy massages like that..................... ..........thats what he said to the judge

ggallin1 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:12am

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A chop to jugular works every time.
That's why I wear reinforced turtle necks.

My avatar is better than yours [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 6:34am

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I just duck and set their hand on fire.

DeathByDomino [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:12am

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WTF... dam...
I wanna learn that shit. Thats insane lol

tobby on Aug 2 08 : 6:09am wrote:
my daddy gives mommy massages like that..................... ..........thats what he said to the judge
lol... tobby, you are my hero. My grandpa use to do that to me but then i cryed and he farted and passed away. icon_stoned.gif

tobby [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:30am

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dixie [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 3:50am

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ur funny tobby and very good ooking u make me wanna!!!

piss off! [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:13am

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Haha, when the guy was waking up, are you with it? *smack*, you still out? *smack*....yeah now he is, you just knocked him out again.

moekid20 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:15am

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I tried this on a friend and it didn't work, I tried it on a ginger and it worked perfectly, tried it on a woman and same results as the ginger, my conclusion? All gingers are women.

Tapeworm [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:17am

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It is a pretty impressive thing, to be able to do that. I wonder if you can do it on yourself. Think I might just try it......

liacon [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:27am

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Hey Tape, wake up, can you breath, are you alright? icon_cheesygrin.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 5:01am

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......................... ......

zykron [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 12:47pm

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I think he's on his period right now.
WAKE UP OR ELSE I'LL GET DIZ OVER! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:57am

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me too , i think ill try it on my girlfriend next time she dont want to give me some . icon_cheesygrin.gif

Sjoerd [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 5:00am

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Tapeworm: can you post a link to the full movie of which your avatar is made?
Last I recall it was done by an art student and I want to show it to my brother :-)
Cool video btw

myarse [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:23am

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i did that to a women once and erm..all her clothes fell off!!

nando22 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:28am

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that was on star trek icon_rolleyes.gif

kdt55 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:34am

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I love the very end. That last hard 'SMACK' to the back of the neck. Awesome video.

Sjoerd [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:55am

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Tapework: can you post a link to the full movie of which your avatar is made? Last I recall it was done by an art student and I want to show it to my brother :-)
Cool video btw, you put pressure on the arteries which as a direct result widen to prevent (non excisting) overpressure. This reults in bloodloss to the brain which leads to a few moments of unconsiousness.

dizdabiz [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 5:00am

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Sjoerd on Aug 2 08 : 6:55am wrote:
Tapework: can you post a link to the full movie of which your avatar is made? Last I recall it was done by an art student and I want to show it to my brother :-)
Cool video btw, you put pressure on the arteries which as a direct result widen to prevent (non excisting) overpressure. This reults in bloodloss to the brain which leads to a few moments of unconsiousness.
THERE YOU GO!
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=OYk5SumcxQw

Sjoerd [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 5:11am

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Thank you! :)

popeye619 [ban] | Oct 1 08 : 2:51pm

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creepy link there bud!?...But Very interesting Avatar! icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 5:12am

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Part of the government's recent Chav Disablement Programme

nico99 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 5:38am

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Don't be daft.
You know nothing can harm a chav.
They're like bacteria. They can survive extremes of temperature and high doses of radiation.
It's why Middlesbrough's full of them.

Tainted [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 9:55am

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What is a Chav? I had never heard this word before I came back to Canada... Now, it's everywhere and I still don't know what the hell is means!

Tainted [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 5:08pm

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Do you have a crush on me? My mom told me, when boys pick on me (as in the other thread) it means they like me but don't know how to show it.

ggallin1 [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 5:25pm

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If by 'crush' you mean die ASAP
I think you're correct.
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shutupman [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 7:55pm

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It's limey for gino pretty much

CrazyCrisUk [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 10:12pm

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Gino????

bugmenot [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 12:54pm

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Chav means english coward. THere;s millions of them.

wsmith [ban] | Aug 4 08 : 10:52am

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Hey the mentally challenged buggermebum is back with witty insights on the English. I can only conclude that his girlfriend dumped this maggot dick having twat for an obviously far superior and well hung Englishman. lol.

Phantom2017 [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 1:38pm

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Chav (pronounced /ʧæv/), or Charv/Charver (pronounced /ʧɑːv/), is a mainly derogatory slang term in the United Kingdom for a person whose lifestyle, clothing (especially if fake / counterfeit), speech and/or mannerisms are perceived to be common and vulgar. The term 'chav' is often used as a stereotype to refer to poorly educated, aggressive working-class youths, but youth and aggression are not the defining attributes of a 'chav'.

MemphisSaint [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 5:15am

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It was a Hapkido meridian technique, not a pressure point, for the record. Not that it matters, cuz it still kicks ass.
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Now if we just see a vid of this guy doing it in a Kimbo fight we'll be golden icon_beer.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_beer.gif icon_twisted.gif

BoomSnapClap [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 5:41am

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"Date Rape Face- one who possess a face of a Date Rapist"-Kumar

jcp517 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 6:19am

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Pedo.

MemphisSaint [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 6:27am

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"Assume the position!..."
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*SMACK*
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"THANK YOU, SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?"
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piss off! [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 10:14am

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*SMACK* There you go soldier! icon_cheesygrin.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 3:06pm

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Dude! don't come up behind me like that, geez! icon_eek.gif
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piss off! [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 1:23am

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Sorry dude, he Memphis...yes?....*SMACK* ! lmao! icon_wink.gif just joking with ya! icon_beer.gif

bobo666 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 4:49pm

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Is it just me, or is that something Max Mosley would say? icon_evil.gif

Haxorized [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 6:21am

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who?

iMasturbate [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 7:36am

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i can't believe that actually worked.

scuba [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 7:37am

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he'll say a proper "Yes, Sensei" next time

Dobermann [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 7:38am

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for a second there I thought he was going to bend him over and ass fuck him. icon_eek.gif

eskimojoe1 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 7:46am

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That's just like what my mum does to me.
Accept she just does it, without my consent....

TDubz [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 7:49am

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Sorry guys but this ones fake icon_rolleyes.gif

cucarachito [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 11:58am

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^
i thought the same thing. but who knows. and more importantly, its useful if a guy grabs your nipple, but most fights dont involve a whole lot of nipple grabbing icon_neutral.gif

Dr Smoke [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 12:13pm

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It's not fake. I knew a guy in the army that trained in that kinda stuff. He would do things like hit you in the arm with one hand and in the neck with the other. It puts your artery in your neck into shock for a second. It always has to be another blow to distract from the neck shot, doing that makes you tense up in the spot of the first impact and relaxes the neck, enabling it to go into a quick short shock for knock outs.

majorjim [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 7:50am

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Its not bad enough that he was just compleatly incapacitated, the guy had to keep slapping him in the back of the neck!

zykron [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 7:56am

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I learned that fallover in dance class, it's called the MATinee. icon_redface.gif

dusone [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 8:03am

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1 inch punch niggga

Skitzoap [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 10:18am

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That dude looked like Steve Wilkos...and I was pretty sure he was going to molest that dude.

mr_bean152 [ban] | Aug 2 08 : 10:59am

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i would be more pissed of with the guy in the back ground tht keeps firing tht air pistol at them