let thte puns commence

lol. Everybody seems preoccupied with bashing "tree fuckers."
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Those guys didn't care; the tree-fuckers were BARKing up the wrong tree.
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The tree huggers were just a Splinter group, from the local Branch of 'Tree huggers'.

go to the cops if you want, but SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

exactly, I want to punch that loud mouthed bitch and I don't give a shit about trees.

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Hey, like, chill out man. Its cosmic dude. Just go with the flow and feel the karma, otherwise it will seem sooooooo heavy man.

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Ummmm I'm pretty sure that if you know what a Kaftan is you're at least part hippie.

He's going to feel like a real dick if he finds out the man was carving "I love trees" in the side of it.

Man, it's a fucking tree, those people need to chill te fuck out jezus. . I mean everybody has carved at some point some shit in a tree, be it the name of the chick your dating to get her to give up her pussy or whatever you wrote it's a normal thing to do, me thinks.

Tree fucker.

Big girls can be beautiful too but not to me. Fat ass tree hugging hippie

Dont suppose them fuckers use any furniture at home with wood in do they? Like really simple things...door frames, roof beams....Fuck more houses in the US are wood than here

They fall right in with those PETA idiot protesters that are screaming "fur is murder" while they are wearing thier LEATHER belts and shoes.... Bunch of whine bag douche fuckbrained jackasses!

Would it be inhumane to gather them up in a shit hole place like..urrrm...iraq and blow the fuckers off the face of the planet?
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Just a suggestion

Who gives a fuck if it's humane, let's do it anyway!
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And film it!
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And post it here!
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Hippies smell

"...when I go home,
The hippies they will say:
How'd ya earn your living,
How'd ya earn your pay?
I'll reply as I pull out my knife,
Take a hike before I end your life..."
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part of a SEAL cadence. I hate hippies . All you "going green," Al Gore-idolizing, tree-huggers can go fuck yourselves. Global Warming is not caused by man and carving something in a tree doesn't do a damn thing to it.
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goddamned hippie fuckers...
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to all the hippie killers/haters

Can you spell: "Arrogant, sodomizing, worthless bullet-sponge Marine"?

Sure, but you shouldn't talk about Philipinos like that; they do their best, bro

later on in a horrible ironic twist the tree defending hippy's were eaten my a gang of SLOTHS,CHIMPS and KOALA BEARS!

Stfu and call the police

The police would give lock him up, not for abusing trees, but abusing fashion. C'mon, a pink Tee shirt and sun glasses.

' ...would give lock him up....' (Shakes head) Why did I log back on?

Because you're an addict. Like the rest of us

FUCK HIPPIES!!

Ok i will stop now, just had to do it. Sorry good sir. lmao have a

have a brilliant Hippie-Thumping day, mate

Kind sir, while it is not like me to point out other's faults I feel compelled to correct your error. The message I beleive you were trying to get across is not "fuck hippies" but "sodomize hippies with a thorny branch." I can see how easy it is to confuse the two. I have a PhD in hippie hating!

LMAO, I stand corrected good sir. You are absolutely right, I will make sure this sort of mistake will never happen again. It's good to be in the company of another hippie-hater. I wish you a good one and send you a couple of 's from me. Till we meet again.

Two tree huggers, a skater and a whining bitch.
Whose side am I meant to be on?

Did you know that carving on a tree, to any self respecting, green blooded, fanny pack sporting dendrapheliac is tantamount to blasphemy and MurderDeathKill if the sole intention of the defacement is aimed at anything other than making a hole to have sex with, which is protected speech/rape, and regarded as the most holy of acts, by granola people, moon sister's, and rainbow troops the world over.
lawl
In all seriousness though, I will say that place looked like a very well kept arborial heavy area, and theres no need to marr the natural beauty with some dickheads ill concieved buck knife proposal to some slore who apparently got punched in the head and is not happy about it.

Thumbs up for making me look up "dendrapheliac"

Why is it when most people go into a blind rage & start ranting thats when they are funniest?
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"I've got you on camera touching him and im taking it to the police" hmmmkay

its a fucking tree! GO HUG YOUR KIDS!

Yea. go ahead and call the special Branch.
Do they really think that the cops haven't got better things to do, than going around arresting people for carving on a tree.

So Jane asks Tarzan to make love to her for the very first time. She lays down naked and spreads her legs. Tarzan strips off and kicks her straight in the cunt! She says 'what the fuck was that for?' He says 'I've got to make sure there's no squirrels in there first!'

WHAT A CUNT LICKING DOUCHE BAG! Who the hell do these two think they are!?!?! I would have kicked the shit out of him.... & knowing my girlfriend the way that I do that tree hugging bitch would have had a skate board up her ass! Then We would LEAF them tied to one of the trees they love so much! Self righteous hippy pricks!
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....And it's not for them standing up for what they believe in, it's how they went about it!

The ROOT of this problem is that they didn't BRANCH out enough. That might be BARKause they don't know how to! (Don't push...I know where the exit is)

the guy was obviously blind and was just carving the tree so he can find his way back home

they were probably right, those people probably shouldnt have been carving into trees. but the second they brought violence into the equation, they were as wrong as anyone else.

Hey chick...go to the NY cops in the top video...those knobs need a good clubbing too.

Lets see two groups of people with no law degree and no hunger to fight.
(He should of knocked the skate board punk out, then let the cam girl follow them to there car so he can get his gun out and kidnap her so his wife can have a new sex slave in there dungeon.)
Oops thats a purely hypothetical scenario.

I would have widdled the tree into a baseball bat and a coffin then beat the fuck of them.

It's only a fucking tree you dippy cunt!
Man, what a muppet!

i hate fuckin tree huggers , fuck em all , i hate PETA too.

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT a pussy,i would have knocked the SHIT out of that old dickhead and his hippy bitch!then it would have been NT worthy.

One thing about treehuggers is that they all believe they are intellectually superior to the common joe, when in fact, most of them still live in their parents basements because they can't hold down a job at Starbucks. On a side note, I wonder how many treehuggers realize they live inside a carcass of dead trees (A.K.A. a house). Idiots.

Typical dumb yanks, geek I want to shoot this, geez, I want to cut this tree down. Geez there's nothing left to shoot, geez there's nothing left to cut down. Geez, geez I;m and American. Geez, Geez.

You know you're just as ignorant and moronic as the "typical american" you're always talking about, right? All you do is try to get an angry reaction out of people. You never make any real points. It could just be that people like you are the reason the "typical american" want to shoot things.

While walking through the woods, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man
replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me!"
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."

God I fucking hate people who think if they don't like what you're doing, and it's illegal, they have some right to do shit like assault your or take your fucking skateboard. I would have probably lost my shit on the woman who took my skateboard, taken it back from her, and bashed her fucking brains out with it before I even knew what happened.

fuckin stinky old people

I fucking hate it too, when your trying to get rid of the dead hookers body and assholes with a vidcam stumble in to your dumping ground!

Pissing off hippies really floats my boat. But not as much as pissing on hippies!

haha, you just made me laugh!

funny ass white ppl...always talking...tree huggers??? buhahaha they should go to my country and try to protect all the trees out there

yeah cuz ur ppl liv in the trees u fukin ape

Indonesia?

Hmmm... So it's NOT ok to carve in a tree, but it IS ok to assault another human being? Trees are more precious then people it seems. Reminds me of my mother - always pampered her cats but left us kids to fend for ourselves. Priorities are relative.

Your gonna hate me for this........Pussy was always my priority
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I'm sorry

I kinda know what you ment though, my dad bought up his 2 brothers and his sister. Even went hungry for days while they ate.
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But that made him the man he is today

Thin? lol sorry i shouldnt make fun of others misfortunes ..... oh yes i forgot this is NT

I dont get why carving a tree is so bad unless they were carving a swastika or mccain in '08 or some meaningless shit like that.

mmmmmmmmmmm the lady said"thank you for punching me in the face"she must be a kinky bondage type of lady.i wouldnt punch her in the face but id urinate on her quim/thigh lol hemp hemp hemp

I don't see the problem?? I'll die before the environment ever affects me. As for my kids or other peoples kids, it'll just create more new jobs in products and services to clean the environment.

The hippies are complaining about those people "damaging property" and yet they are taking their stuff and physically assaulting them. Tree huggers don't understand the meaning of the words "private property". They only understand having a tantrum when their pet cause is offended, and they don't care whose rights they violate in the process. The second those hippies touched me or my stuff I would have laid them out cold on the trail and walked off.

now the cops are gonna come and suffacate the poor trees with their cars and gunpowder after they already were cut up,damn...thats why i dont like hippies,they just add to problems,achieve nothing on solving them.

unbelievable. those tree nazis are no worse then the people they fight with

Apparently squirrels also damage trees so perhaps we could all assault them instead? Last I checked squirrels can't snitch to pigs quite as well as a video camera.

this vid gave me wood

The old saying that a man should never hit a woman, was meant for the old days that women knew how to keep quiet and never put their hands on a man.. Now they have the biggest mouths and don't hesitate for a moment to try to hurt a man... THE RULES HAVE CHANGED BITCHES!!!!!!
I'm getting my pimp hand out and dusting it off.

that cadence is imprinted into my brain after 6 months of buds haah

If you confront people over stupid shit, sometimes you will have a fight. Now complicated

uuummm correct if me if I am wrong, but I did not see him punch her..so noooooo she aint get that on film..retard....another thing dont they have such thing like charges for verbal assault to?

whoever that girl is she has attitude... and i like it!

One: I didn't see the hippies in the video that everyone is talking about.
Two: Would someone please shove that video camera up that mouthy bitch's asshole?
Three: @ Krazy - Pussy is STILL my priority. And, I for one, don't hate you!

Have a few of these:

It's fine to have a point of view, but don't be a hypocrite... Defend trees all you want, but don't do it while wearing leather shoes... Or if you eat meat, or drive a car... Or use air conditioning, for that matter.

Hey look...they finally got Pumekuhp on video!

If you think I'm a tree hugger, we haven't talked enough. Meet me in my shoutbox!!!

Tree huggers have the most splinters.

wtf is with everybody going to the cops and pressing charges
fucking fuck

yeh it's like
i'm going to the cops,
yeh well so am i,
not if i get there first,
i'll race ya

I hope she pressed charges against those liberal treehugging ecoterrorists. They will burn down peoples property to push their radical agenda but just don't carve into a tree. Assholes.

can we use that beer smiley more? Jesus.
Sample of every fucking comment I have ever read on this site:
subject + verb + noun

Whats Wrong with using the beer smily?

sample of your comment.
i'm a whiny bitch that sucks my own cock cause noone else will do it cause i'm a whiny bitch.
p.s.

You think you won because you said a boring insult everyone has heard a million times.
I know I won because I instigated you. Your kind is so predictable.

"won?" i'm not trying to "win" anything i just thought that i would write something that i knew would get a response outta u. so i guess i would have to say that i predicted that one huh? i'll be the bigger man and let u have the last word so go ahead and type away.

Yeah, I'll go ahead and take that last word because I don't think you'll let me have it, bitch.
Sample of your NEXT comment:
I'm just a bitch that got called out and in an attempt not to look like a dickless faggot, I thought I would turn the tables. I, of course, failed because I am a dickless faggot.

dickless faggot...wouldn't that be a Dyke?

why dont punch in the face and stract her eyes for that?

I hope those hooligans who punched that tree were put in prison completely.

Do these nimrods live in all glass houses?

Carving you name in the bark of a magure tree definetly does no damage, unless you write it in 3 foot high letters. The dude with the bag was wrong.

Those tree-huggers should have been shot. Now that would have made a good video.

LOL its like the people who protest against the war
"WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER"
"Hey guys LETS Vandilize shit and use violence to show em that war isn't the way to go"

BEER SMILEY

ughhh white people just find it so damn hard 2 mind their own buisness!!!!!!!!!!

It's just a fuckin tree! and the guy above me with his comment that a 12 yrs old with no parents would say..? Grow up and live in west hollywood hater!!

nice fanny pack! nosey fat fuck.

wowwww. become a fucking lawyer. or, the easier alternative is to just punch the fannypackin gay-rager's lights out. bingo bongo BOOM!

i carved my love into a tree once
but the tree just laid there

Harming a tree, eh. Just shoot the fukka or OMG chop it down an make a table out of it.
TREE ABUSE, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
What is this lovely world comin to.

Ah gosh, nothing like getting into a fist fight and being put in jail over a fucking tree.

Seriously, I woulda layed both the loud-mouthed bitch, and the fanny-packin' homo out.
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Then stole their money.

I don't understand why all thse people use all thse words! As soon as he started I would have just whacked him one like I always do.

Douches... everyone knows carvings are like tattoo's for trees, they love that shit.

"Douches... everyone knows carvings are like tattoo's for trees, they love that shit."
HAHAHAHA, that's the funniest shit I've seen in a long time!

its a fucking tree, like it gives a fuck, its chainsaws it's gotta be worried about

which ones are the tree huggers
both couples were annoying

That guy is bringin fanny packs back.

They're not cutting the tree down, so it's not as if the tree is now dead.
If the kids were literally destroying the tree to the point of oblivion, then I could see where the anger stems from... but this?... Go report them two adults.

fucking reatards

I bet those people got furniture made out of trees,and they mow their screaming lawns and eat lettuce while its crying.Sometimes I think tomatoes are fun to throw but frozen apples are better.

jeez... i can't make up my mind who was the most annoying of them all. guess the tree lovers take the cake...

i just want to beat that fucking dumb bitch holding the camera, "yeah bitch why dont you film me beating the shit out of you and butt fucking your boyfriend" stupid cunts

id beat the SHIT OUT OF THAT OLD FUCKER

Tree huggers, they try to protect the trees while they live in homes made of wood.

Good point

trees are people too

people sound like idiots when they try to debate law during a fight.

Next time on when Hippys attack...

ooooo k

Love watching that Hippy bitch run away when she realized jail means a shower.