Comments - Tree Huggers Attack a Man Carving into a Tree
category: Bizarre | views: 74154 | posted on: 07/31/2008
It was a little less funny when they saw a 10 year old the following week, carving "Johnny loves Lucy" into a tree...and proceeded to kick the shit out of him.
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 4:34am
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lol. Everybody seems preoccupied with bashing "tree fuckers."
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Those guys didn't care; the tree-fuckers were BARKing up the wrong tree.
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Man, it's a fucking tree, those people need to chill te fuck out jezus.
. I mean everybody has carved at some point some shit in a tree, be it the name of the chick your dating to get her to give up her pussy or whatever you wrote it's a normal thing to do, me thinks.
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 4:28am
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"...when I go home,
The hippies they will say:
How'd ya earn your living,
How'd ya earn your pay?
I'll reply as I pull out my knife,
Take a hike before I end your life..."
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part of a SEAL cadence. I hate hippies
. All you "going green," Al Gore-idolizing, tree-huggers can go fuck yourselves. Global Warming is not caused by man and carving something in a tree doesn't do a damn thing to it.
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goddamned hippie fuckers...
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to all the hippie killers/haters ![]()
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 2:46pm
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Sure, but you shouldn't talk about Philipinos like that; they do their best, bro ![]()
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 4:58am
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FUCK HIPPIES!!
^^^That's the tree's job.
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KILL HIPPIES!!!
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Kind sir, while it is not like me to point out other's faults I feel compelled to correct your error. The message I beleive you were trying to get across is not "fuck hippies" but "sodomize hippies with a thorny branch." I can see how easy it is to confuse the two. I have a PhD in hippie hating! ![]()
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Did you know that carving on a tree, to any self respecting, green blooded, fanny pack sporting dendrapheliac is tantamount to blasphemy and MurderDeathKill if the sole intention of the defacement is aimed at anything other than making a hole to have sex with, which is protected speech/rape, and regarded as the most holy of acts, by granola people, moon sister's, and rainbow troops the world over.
lawl
In all seriousness though, I will say that place looked like a very well kept arborial heavy area, and theres no need to marr the natural beauty with some dickheads ill concieved buck knife proposal to some slore who apparently got punched in the head and is not happy about it.
David Copafeel [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 4:50am
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Why is it when most people go into a blind rage & start ranting thats when they are funniest?
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"I've got you on camera touching him and im taking it to the police"
hmmmkay
www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 5:14am
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So Jane asks Tarzan to make love to her for the very first time. She lays down naked and spreads her legs. Tarzan strips off and kicks her straight in the cunt! She says 'what the fuck was that for?' He says 'I've got to make sure there's no squirrels in there first!'
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 5:18am
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WHAT A CUNT LICKING DOUCHE BAG! Who the hell do these two think they are!?!?! I would have kicked the shit out of him.... & knowing my girlfriend the way that I do that tree hugging bitch would have had a skate board up her ass! Then We would LEAF them tied to one of the trees they love so much! Self righteous hippy pricks!
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....And it's not for them standing up for what they believe in, it's how they went about it!
www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 7:00am
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The ROOT of this problem is that they didn't BRANCH out enough. That might be BARKause they don't know how to! (Don't push...I know where the exit is) ![]()
PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 5:23am
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the guy was obviously blind and was just carving the tree so he can find his way back home
en jaywest [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 5:31am
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they were probably right, those people probably shouldnt have been carving into trees. but the second they brought violence into the equation, they were as wrong as anyone else.
JackAsshole [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 5:33am
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Hey chick...go to the NY cops in the top video...those knobs need a good clubbing too.
Majestic12 [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 6:08am
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Lets see two groups of people with no law degree and no hunger to fight.
(He should of knocked the skate board punk out, then let the cam girl follow them to there car so he can get his gun out and kidnap her so his wife can have a new sex slave in there dungeon.)
Oops thats a purely hypothetical scenario. ![]()
pipesandbikes [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 6:28am
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I would have widdled the tree into a baseball bat and a coffin then beat the fuck of them.
paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 6:35am
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i hate fuckin tree huggers , fuck em all , i hate PETA too.
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One thing about treehuggers is that they all believe they are intellectually superior to the common joe, when in fact, most of them still live in their parents basements because they can't hold down a job at Starbucks. On a side note, I wonder how many treehuggers realize they live inside a carcass of dead trees (A.K.A. a house). Idiots.
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You know you're just as ignorant and moronic as the "typical american" you're always talking about, right? All you do is try to get an angry reaction out of people. You never make any real points. It could just be that people like you are the reason the "typical american" want to shoot things.
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While walking through the woods, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man
replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me!"
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
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While walking through the woods, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man
replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me!"
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
derpderpderp [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 7:55am
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God I fucking hate people who think if they don't like what you're doing, and it's illegal, they have some right to do shit like assault your or take your fucking skateboard. I would have probably lost my shit on the woman who took my skateboard, taken it back from her, and bashed her fucking brains out with it before I even knew what happened.
Majestic12 [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 8:42am
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I fucking hate it too, when your trying to get rid of the dead hookers body and assholes with a vidcam stumble in to your dumping ground! ![]()
David Copafeel [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 12:45pm
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Thin? lol sorry i shouldnt make fun of others misfortunes ..... oh yes i forgot this is NT
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PrinceValium [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 10:07am
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I dont get why carving a tree is so bad unless they were carving a swastika or mccain in '08 or some meaningless shit like that.
vulturedoors [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 10:35am
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The hippies are complaining about those people "damaging property" and yet they are taking their stuff and physically assaulting them. Tree huggers don't understand the meaning of the words "private property". They only understand having a tantrum when their pet cause is offended, and they don't care whose rights they violate in the process. The second those hippies touched me or my stuff I would have laid them out cold on the trail and walked off.
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The old saying that a man should never hit a woman, was meant for the old days that women knew how to keep quiet and never put their hands on a man.. Now they have the biggest mouths and don't hesitate for a moment to try to hurt a man... THE RULES HAVE CHANGED BITCHES!!!!!!
I'm getting my pimp hand out and dusting it off.
john_smith_usa [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 12:42pm
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If you confront people over stupid shit, sometimes you will have a fight. Now complicated
CUTE-EYEZ69 [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 12:44pm
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uuummm correct if me if I am wrong, but I did not see him punch her..so noooooo she aint get that on film..retard....another thing dont they have such thing like charges for verbal assault to?
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Kind sir, while it is not like me to point out other's faults I feel compelled to correct your error. The message I beleive you were trying to get across is not "fuck hippies" but "sodomize hippies with a thorny branch." I can see how easy it is to confuse the two. I have a PhD in hippie hating!
melburner88 [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 7:11pm
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yeh it's like
i'm going to the cops,
yeh well so am i,
not if i get there first,
i'll race ya ![]()
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"won?" i'm not trying to "win" anything i just thought that i would write something that i knew would get a response outta u. so i guess i would have to say that i predicted that one huh? i'll be the bigger man and let u have the last word so go ahead and type away.
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Yeah, I'll go ahead and take that last word because I don't think you'll let me have it, bitch.
Sample of your NEXT comment:
I'm just a bitch that got called out and in an attempt not to look like a dickless faggot, I thought I would turn the tables. I, of course, failed because I am a dickless faggot.
TheCabanaRemeberererClub [ban] | Aug 1 08 : 1:34am
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I hope those hooligans who punched that tree were put in prison completely.
colinharris [ban] | Aug 1 08 : 12:16pm
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Carving you name in the bark of a magure tree definetly does no damage, unless you write it in 3 foot high letters. The dude with the bag was wrong.
bigsillyfatguy [ban] | Aug 1 08 : 10:14pm
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Can you spell: "Arrogant, sodomizing, worthless bullet-sponge Marine"?
At least the rest of us know what pussy tastes like.
SilentKill [ban] | Aug 11 08 : 1:54am
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LOL its like the people who protest against the war
"WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER"
"Hey guys LETS Vandilize shit and use violence to show em that war isn't the way to go"
The3Jokerz [ban] | Aug 16 08 : 6:34pm
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ughhh white people just find it so damn hard 2 mind their own buisness!!!!!!!!!!
dohdoh44000 [ban] | Aug 23 08 : 11:02pm
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wowwww. become a fucking lawyer. or, the easier alternative is to just punch the fannypackin gay-rager's lights out. bingo bongo BOOM! ![]()
ymmotrekrab [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 6:46am
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Harming a tree, eh. Just shoot the fukka or OMG chop it down an make a table out of it.
TREE ABUSE, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
What is this lovely world comin to.
TimTheLord [ban] | Sep 9 08 : 3:42am
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Ah gosh, nothing like getting into a fist fight and being put in jail over a fucking tree.
wannaseesumfun [ban] | Oct 13 08 : 3:11am
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I don't understand why all thse people use all thse words! As soon as he started I would have just whacked him one like I always do.
postmortem [ban] | Oct 13 08 : 6:42am
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Douches... everyone knows carvings are like tattoo's for trees, they love that shit.
Fantom3993 [ban] | Nov 29 08 : 8:43pm
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"Douches... everyone knows carvings are like tattoo's for trees, they love that shit."
HAHAHAHA, that's the funniest shit I've seen in a long time!
pistachio_nutzz [ban] | Oct 16 08 : 7:47am
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its a fucking tree, like it gives a fuck, its chainsaws it's gotta be worried about
Unbelievabomb [ban] | Dec 28 08 : 8:43pm
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I bet those people got furniture made out of trees,and they mow their screaming lawns and eat lettuce while its crying.Sometimes I think tomatoes are fun to throw but frozen apples are better. ![]()
crazykyliebear [ban] | Jan 23 09 : 11:53am
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i just want to beat that fucking dumb bitch holding the camera, "yeah bitch why dont you film me beating the shit out of you and butt fucking your boyfriend" stupid cunts
isaacbruser [ban] | Oct 20 09 : 10:03pm
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lol when hippys attack, chances are those tree huggers live in a house with some type of wood lol
Rebelsushi [ban] | Oct 10 09 : 12:43pm
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Love watching that Hippy bitch run away when she realized jail means a shower.
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slash [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 4:05am
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let thte puns commence